Author's Note: Yosh! I am so sorry if it took me a long time to update…I am a bit busy at home….Have to do assignments…Finish Projects…Do house chores…and clean my dog's chocolates….hahah…If you know what I mean.

I want to thank the fully blessed people who reviewed my story…It really made me inspired…thank you for your kind comments and suggestions…I tried my best to include them! And don't worry….I decided to make it a longer story…so…disregard all the things that I said about one-shot, two-shot and three-shot and blah blah blah….Enjoy!


Loki you Big Jerk!

Part Four

"Ouch…W-Why does my head hurt so much?" The young girl groaned, blinking her eyes open. When she raised her hand to touch her poor head, she let out a soft whimper as an electrical feeling flowed through her sore muscles. "Even my whole body is painful...W-What the heck happened?" Lucy whispered to herself softly in wonder. She endured the pain as she tried to turn her head to her left side, then up, and then down. "Oh. I am in my apartment." She sighed. It's just a dream. She remembered it now. She remembered how she found herself in the empty guild. How she met the fake MiraJane. How her friend turned into a hideous, psychotic, mad, acid-farting toothless man. And she also remembered how she defeated the freak in his own game. She smiled as she realized that she can fight alone without her friends. Even without the help of her spirits.

"Spirits!? My keys!?" Her eyes quickly darted to the lamp table beside her bed. She let out another sigh of relief when she confirmed that her beloved keys are safe and sound. She can't imagine a life without her keys. The keys to which can open a gate to the Spirit World, the place where her precious friends stay. Her friends who are always with her in almost every fight she attends. With their supportive and cheerful voices to share. Voices? She remembers it all now. She remembered how she fell into darkness. How voices covered her paralyzed body. Her Mama's sweet and loving voice who gave her a warning about the troubles ahead of her.

"Mama…It's been a while since I heard your soothing voice. I-I missed it, a lot." A tear fell down her smooth face. It was hot. She started to sniff as more tears fall. "I-I missed your v-voice." The blond girl stuttered. But as she tried to wipe off the liquid on her cheeks by lifting her right arm, she gasped. She can't move it. It felt like something heavy was placed on her arm. But she felt too tired and too lazy to turn her head and take a look at it so she just shrugs it off. 'I feel like my head is gonna explode and now my arm is paralyzed too? What is really going on to me?'

She wants to sleep again. But her mind seems to object. She felt like she forgets something that is important. It felt like she forgot an important delusion that her body craved for more. So she thinks hard to retain information despite of her headache. 'After I heard my mother's warnings, I think I heard another voice. It was soothing too and it was a little bit familiar. It was like the owner of that voice was close to my heart-'

"Ouch…" Her train of thoughts trailed of as another strike of pain attacked her head. "I'm too dead beat to think anymore." She sighed. "I'll just sleep it off."

*rumble-rumble* Her stomach disagreed.

"What on earth! It's a bad time now tummy. I said I'm too tired to move or even think!" She groaned as she heard her tummy rumbled more. She rubbed it slowly while shutting her eyes tight.

*rumble-rumble*

"No. I will not stand to get food. You stand on your own and fetch it if you want it badly." She said stubbornly. "Now I am talking to my stomach…I must be crazy." Lucy breathes deeply.

*RUMBLE-RUMBLE*

"Fine! Sheesh…No wonder I'm gaining weight…Stupid tummy…" The girl yelled while pointing at her lower body. The rumble stopped… "Woah! Why do you know…It actually silenced." But as she supported her body to rise, her right arm is still unmovable. She groaned angrily in her body's status. "I give up! What is wrong with…my…arm…" Her voice faded slowly. Her eyes spotted something on her hand. There, a soft and fluffy looking thing was resting beside her on the bed. Her free hand unconsciously reached for the fuzzy thing gently and carefully. As soon as her skin touched it, a smile was formed in her sleepy face. It was ticklish. It was so soft. As soft as a baby's butt-cheeks. Her fingers danced on it happily like it was hypnotizing her by its fluffiness. It gave her a funny feeling that made her heart jump every time she feels its magical softness. She stroked it non-stop. Forgotten all about her impatient tummy friend. Then, her thumb felt something on the side.

'Is this an ear? Oh. It is a head!'

Lucy jerked her hand away from the mysterious head lying on her hand. She leaned forward to see where it was attached. But her nose's accidental contact on the hair made her freeze. It had a familiar good scent… Its smell made her face shade in red. She smelled it more, enjoying each second while filling her nose with the heavenly aroma. It was addictictive. She suddenly got the urge to rip the hair off that head and keep it for her to sniff forever.

'What am I thinking? I never wanted drugs!'

Lucy quickly leaned back to prevent her hand into clawing off those precious hair that she loved. But who own it? She forced her aching upper body to look who really have possession of that hair without moving the head's pillow, her right hand. She winced in every budge her poor aching muscles make. She stretched her neck to its limits to end her wonder. She endured all that pain just to be shocked…..big time.

"L-L-Loki?" She softly whispered, a bright shade of red came crawling up her face. She felt ashamed of what she did on his hair. She felt like she harassed it. "N-No….I-It can't be him!" She quietly shouted. The I-can't-believe-that-I-did-it girl's jaw dropped as she saw a blue-tinted glass on top of his perfectly shaped nose. "I-It is him! Why is he here?" She quickly covered her mouth with her left hand to restrain herself from shouting. He was sleeping on her hand… He sleeps like a cute little cub. She also noticed that he was cross sitting on the floor without wearing his expensive shoes. Just socks. "He must have stayed here a little while." She asked herself.

Lucy was in awe as she stared at Loki's calm face. "He looks so peaceful while sleeping. I am truly amazed that he didn't even wince from the noise that I made. What a sleepy-head you are…" Her eyes softened as she stares at him more. A sweet smile came when she realized that he had been waiting for her to wake up. He had been there watching over her even though his magic is draining in his stay in the human world. Lucy was touched by his concern. Beyond doubt, he really is…an amazing friend.

She forgot all about her hungriness and the pain in her body. The Key Wielder carefully placed her left hand under Loki's head and sluggishly lifted it to retrieve her other hand. She swiftly laid her pillow for him to relax to. The girl took one more stroke on his hair before shifting her position. She curved up her legs in front of her and rested her chin on top of her knees. "He's as peaceful as a dozing kitten…People really changes when they're asleep…" Lucy said while tilting her head to have a better view of his face. She took the opportunity of his unconsciousness and poked his nose. She giggled. She then poked his soft cheek. Her smile widened. And she taught of a one last task to do… She reached for Loki's tinted glass and removed it as gently as possible. She swore she felt her heart skip a beat once she saw the result of her mission. The glasses-free true form of the amazing sleeping Loki.

Lucy shook her head while she blushes once more. "What am I doing?! I am way beyond crazy!" She murmured. Her sudden production of words made the napping Loki wince and scratch his nose involuntarily. Lucy panicked and rapidly lay on her back and made a snoozing sound. She was expecting for a movement from her companion but nothing happened. She let out a soft sigh of relief. The blond girl sat up again to return the glasses to its rightful place but disappointment stabbed her. His hand was covering his face!

'Lucy, you crazy woman! What the heck would you do know?! He will probably wake up if you move his hand! What has gotten on you! You're busted, Genius….' The Celestial Mage scolded, slapping herself on the forehead few times. 'Maybe I can throw it outside and then tell him that a magpie took it while he's asleep?!...No…..Or maybe I can remove its lens then tell him that it's my new reading glasses?...NO!...or maybe I can crush it and say that it's my—'

Too late….

Loki was already moaning and it seems like he is waking up any second. Lucy panicked more. She stood up on her bed and ready to jump to escape. 'If he discovered what I did on him…He'll tease me forever and he'll never leave me at peace!' She lifted up her foot to scram but it got caught in her blanket. She tried to struggle but she just made it worse. 'Cursed pink-colored, cotton, warm-giving, fuzzy-looking blanket! If I got in trouble, I'll stain you with ink! I'll let Happy scratch you good! And I'll throw you in the dog pound!' She struggled more.

Loki slowly lifted his head while rubbing his eyes while letting out a big yawn. He stretched both his arms upward to relieve the stiff all over his body. *BAMMMM!* Lucy fell off the bed.

"L-Lucy? You're already awake!" The Lion Spirit beamed happily. "I'm so glad to see that you're okay! And….why are you on the floor?" The confused boy asked while looking down at the fallen Lucy who's still in a war between herself and her annoying blanket. Loki helped her sit up and free herself from her enemy. "Why are you not in your bed?"

"U-Uhmmn…I-I was…" Lucy stuttered. Unfortunately, she was not good in lying and she doesn't want to lie. "Y-Your…"

"Where's my glasses anyway? Have you seen them?" The Zodiac Leader asked with his husky voice while touching his face. Lucy's cheeks where heating up. She can't even talk properly to her friend so she just decided to let him know the truth. She raised her hand holding his blue-tinted glass and handed it to him.

"W-Why is it broken?!" Loki suddenly exclaimed. His abrupt reaction almost made the girl jump. As her eyes focused on the thing that she's holding, they almost pop out.

"I-I-I have no idea…I-I didn't even notice that it's broken! I was g-going to return it to you but….it…that…you…I…" Lucy stuttered while cold sweat started to crawl down her back. Her hands shake wildly and her teeth chatter. She felt like she was in a washing machine turned onto its max. It must have broken with her when she fell of her bed. "I-It was removed from your n-nose while you're s-sleeping. Then I-I moved on the bed, t-that's why it fell over…m-maybe…"

"With you holding it?" Loki suspiciously asked, an eyebrow rising and his arms crossed in front of his chest. Lucy looked down the floor and nodded, her messed up hair covered her guilty face. She closed her eyes shut and wished her whole body should've been paralyzed so that she won't even have the chance to do all those crazy things on Loki. She know how important those glasses are to him. He had it since she first came to Fairy Tail's guild. It was memorable for him. She felt guiltier than ever.

The girl looked up with tears building up in her eyes. "A-Are you mad at me? I-I am truly sorry for that. And I am very much regretful for what I did to you few days ago…I didn't mean to—."

"No. I never became angry at you, Lucy. And I should be the one who need to apologize to you. I shouldn't have left you alone in there with a burden…" Loki cut in his master's sentence. He locked his eyes full of sincerity to Lucy's.

"Loki…." The girl softly whispered that her friend barely heard it. Her heart thumped louder by his affectionate tone. 'Thank you for understanding me, Loki.' She thought, holding a hand up to her heart.

"If I hadn't left you alone in the park, you shouldn't have eaten the ice cream all by yourself. Your weight shouldn't have been affected…"

A vein popped in Lucy's forehead. 'I take back what I said that he is an understanding man.' She gripped Loki's glasses so tight that it cracked more.

"And my glasses shouldn't have been broken by your heavy body." He continued.

'That is it! I am sick of you mocking my weight!'

"You should only eat—…Oof!" The Lion Spirit was trailed off by a metal-like object hitting his face. He fell on his back on the floor because of the incredibly strong impact. Lucy stood up and gave out a huff while glaring down at the man with a reddish forehead.

"Be thankful that I hadn't grabbed that chair at my back! Hmp!" She picked up the blanket and covered Loki with it. She turned on her heel and faced the kitchen to fill up her half-dying tummy.

The poor spirit on the other hand, was hardly able to stand up on his feet. He even stumbled down because of that f *^%ng piece of cloth. He swore he heard a soft giggle from the kitchen. "Hey, now…I said I'm sorry…." He smiled weakly while walking towards his master's direction. 'Glad I made you feel better…Princess…'

oooOOOooo

"By the way…Why are you in my room earlier? Did something wrong happen in the Astral Plane that's why you came here to ask for help?" Lucy said after gulping her orange juice. After the blanket incident, Loki volunteered to go to the store to buy some groceries for their breakfast as his peace offering for leaving Lucy penniless for few days. He returned with a paper bag full of goods. He bought some boxes of cereals, a dozen of eggs, a big loaf of bread, few bundles of bacon, a can of corn soup, a pack of juicy apples, a plastic of fresh vegetables, few bottles of flavored milk-his favorite, and a lot of diet sodas that made the girl red in fury. But he quickly cooled her by showing a box of fresh strawberries dipped in chocolate and sprinkles-her favorite. They ate together on the Key wielder's dining table in her apartment. They ate while being covered in a weird atmosphere. Lucy's misbehavior earlier on the Silently Sleeping Loki was haunting her…wanting to be shouted on to the world. In order to shoo it away, she decided to break the silence between them. "If it did, you should've just woke me up than wait and waste your magic you know." She grumpily said while taking a bite of her bacon.

"Well, there's no problem in there…Everything is at peace." Loki replied while putting few ice cubes in his juice.

"Then what's wrong? Why did you open your own gate?"

"Actually, I didn't open it on my own. You did." The boy simply said as he stirred his beverage with a spoon.

"Really? But how?! I didn't remember opening your gate…" Lucy wondered.

"No?...Then why did I heard you call out my name? You disturbed one of my dates you know." Loki grinned while taking a sip of his master piece.

His mistress rolled her eyes and crossed her arms. The boy laughed.

"You should be proud of me 'coz this time, I chose you over my date." He gave a seductive smile.

"Whatever." Lucy can feel blush threatening to show up. 'That didn't make any difference like last time when I tried to summon you in Edolas…'

"But when I arrived in your apartment…I saw you just sleeping. As peaceful as ever."

"Maybe you heard a different voice and just thought that it was mine?" Lucy suggested.

"No. It can't be…I know your voice than anyone else." He smiled again. "Maybe you dreamt of me?"

"Wha—! No way!...Why would I dream of you?" The blush finally defeated Lucy and showed itself at Loki who became pleased.

"I decided to take a closer look at you and maybe take a picture of the sleeping you…" He laughed a little then suddenly became serious. "…then I saw you whimpering while unconscious. I got concerned so I tried to wake you up but I can't. It's like you're having a nightmare."

Lucy looked down on her plate and tapped the table. "I-I think I had a dream!" She exclaimed.

"I continued on shaking you but you won't wake up. I became worried because you started talking and yelling. You sounded really scared." The Lion Spirit continued as he rested his elbows on the table and placed his chin on top of his intertwined hands, Serious Mode!

"Yes! I do remember that in my dream, I was fighting with somebody. He said that I was in his illusion spell and if I die there, I die here too. I became frightened because my keys and whip are not with me. Then when I tried to escape, I got cornered. I lost my hope in living so I bid my goodbyes…." Lucy's cheeks became rosy by her embarrassment of giving up. And then…" She paused her story for a while.

"And then what?" Loki asked full of interest.

"I felt somebody that I can't see pinch me in my cheeks…then I felt a tickle…then…." She turned redder. "S-Somebody slapped me on my…behind." Her last words were softer and fainter. She rapidly hit the table top with a closed fist. It was shaking in anger. "If only I know who son-of-a-motherless-goat did that…"

"A-Ah…About that…" Loki sweat dropped as he witnessed the firing aura of Lucy.

"I'll gonna skin him alive…then I'll rip his lungs apart…then I'll chop his body with a rusty power-saw…then I'll throw it in the pit full of triple-headed snakes…" Lucy proclaimed. Her eyes shaking like she's gone mad.

"N-Never mind…." The boy slumped his shoulders down. 'Telling the truth this time would hurt me a lot…' (A.N. Dear readers….Yup…it's true…Loki is the one who did all those things to her. Why is lying so hard and complicated?)

"Oh….I almost forgot to ask…."

"Huh?" Loki's shoulders straightened up. 'She changes a subject so fast?…nice!'

"How long did you waited for me to awake? Why where you asleep beside my bed and on the floor?"

"Why, Princess…You want me to sleep with you on the bed?" Loki seductively said while leaning on the table to get close to his master.

"Loki…" Lucy's eyebrow twitched. "A serious question for a serious answer."

The Lion Spirit leaned back and relaxed on his chair while picking up a strawberry. "Not too long…" He threw the fruit on the air and caught it easily with his open mouth. Just like eating a peanut…

"How long?..." The girl asked impatiently as she stretched a hand to take a taste of the choco-covered reddish fruit.

"Uhmmn…I think…" He paused to finish chewing his food. "It just took me two days watching over you." He gulped and then smiled.

Lucy almost threw up her food. She chocked and coughed continuously. Loki hurriedly handed his mistress' orange juice for her to drink up. "T-Two days! Really?!" She called out after she restored her normal breathing. The boy nodded. "I can't believe that I had been sleeping for two straight days!..." She looked hard at her friend who took another strawberry. "No wonder I felt so hungry…Even you too."

"Of course I'll be famished…thanks to you…" He replied after swallowing. Few chocolate stuck on his chin as he sucked his finger coated with the dark sweet syrup.

"Hey…Why are you blaming me?" Lucy crossed her arms.

"Can't you remember? You were holding my hand…" Loki crossed his legs and sighed, throwing his arms to the back of the chair.

"Wha—! Why on earth would I hold your hand?" The Celestial mage blushed, squishing her fingers.

"Well, you were so scared that you took my hand. And naturally, as a gentleman myself, I promised not to leave your side…And I did." He simply said like it was nothing to him.

"You stayed there for two days?...Holding my hand?..." She blushed more. He nodded proudly. "Without going in the bathroom, and take a bath, and eat, and brush your teeth, and change you clo—."

"Yup…I stayed there beside you without moving out of my place." The boy cut in. "I am a bit stiffed." He stretched his arms so high like it was going to tear off his body.

'Why…Why would he do that for me?...He sacrificed his time and magic for two days just to give me company?...'

"Now…you owe me a favor, my Princess." He slyly smiled as he stood up. He walked towards Lucy and took hold of her arm. "You owe me for accompanying you, dear."

The girl slowly stood on her feet and looked up at her friend. "And what kind of favor you had in mind?" She asked while dropping a hand on the table as support for her tired body.

"Simple…" He lifted his chin up high and inhaled deeply. "You will be mine to have for a single whole day, milady."

oooOOOooo

"Lucy…are you done already? I really think I stink already. I need new clothes! " Loki called out from the sofa, his mistress' sofa. "After you're done there, go prepare the laundry~." He sang happily while holding a remote, the remote of his key wielder.

But how did this happen?

Loki happen…

The bathroom door creaked open in snail's pace. A trembling hand came out of the room, and then a blond head with laces on top peeped. The Lion Spirit quickly turned around to see what he had been waiting for. "Come on! Let me see it!" Loki excitedly proclaimed, smiling from ear to ear. The person hiding behind the door shook her head hard. She banged the door closed to seal herself again.

"No! Never!" A faint voice yelled from the room.

"Aaaaw…Come out, Princess. We had a deal!" He laughed. Let me see you in it!" Loki joyfully said while slipping his hand in his pocket. He took out a small box with lenses that shimmered by the morning light.

"Fine…After this day, you'll gonna regret that you made this freakin' deal with me, Stupid Lion." Lucy softly said. She let out a loud sigh that the man in the living room heard it clearly. The bathroom door's knob twisted, Loki took a deep breath while holding some kind of gadget. "This will be the first and last time that I'll wear it." And the moment she went outside the room,…

*Flash*

"What the—." Lucy's eyes were stunned by a bright light coming from the sofa.

*Flash-Flash*

"Princess, look here please! Then say cheese!" A husky voice yelled.

*Flash*

"L-Loki! Is that a camera?!" The girl finally said as her eyes adopted the bright flashes. "You're taking a picture of me?!" Her mouth dropped open.

"I took this precious, one of a life time opportunity to see you in that…uniform." He laughed, slipping the gadget back to his pocket.

"I can't believe that I agreed in that deal of yours! This sucks…"

After the earlier breakfast, Loki made a deal with his master to get even from what he did the past few days. At first, Lucy almost exploded when she heard that she would be owned by her spirit for a day. She thought that it meant bad but the boy quickly explained what to do. In order for the Celestial Mage to pay back from the broken glasses of the spirit, she was told to be a personal maid. It was just like a game because she would be obeying his command inside her own apartment. (A.N. Weird and funny at the same time right?) To make things harder for her, Loki borrowed some of Virgo's maid uniforms for her to wear. And now…she stood there by the living room, getting fun of by her friend.

"You'll never see me wear this ever again, you hear me?" She scolded with her hands on her hip.

"That's why I take pictures…servant." He smiled while staring at her head to toe. "So….Are you ready to wash my clothes?"

"What will you wear while your tuxedo is in the laundry? Don't tell me you'll roam around naked?" Lucy blushed by her joke.

Loki's eyes widened from his master…I mean servant's remark. "What?! Don't even compare me to that unabashed naked Gray. I may be his friend but I will never tolerate his habit." He huffed as he turned around to face Lucy's television. The girl giggled as she actually saw the Zodiac Leader's cheeks turned a little bit pinkish from what she said.

"Then what will you wear?"

"You can lend me one of your bathrobes?" He suggested as he turned his head again with a sly smile.

"In your dreams…" The blonde replied with a pout.

*Flash*

"Oof…My eyes…What the heck, Loki? Why would you do that for?" Lucy shouted as a sudden flash of a camera hit her.

"I'm sorry…I can't help myself but take a picture of your cute pouting." He shamefully laughed.

"Geez…" She sighed. "You moved so fast, I didn't even saw you grab that camera…Where did that came from anyway?"

"That's enough conversation, maid. You have work to do." He dismissed with a wave of a hand. "Maybe I'll just change my clothing later. Go on now…" He smirked.

"Sheesh…Don't get used to it, Pal." Lucy spat as she turned on her heel and headed for the kitchen.

Loki took one last look at her before he curled down the sofa and pushed a button* by his ear. "Virgo…Come in…Virgo…" He called.

*Bzzzzzzz*

"Yes, Leo?" A voice from the other line of the responded.

"Virgo…It actually worked! She really wore your dress!" He said happily and at the same time trying to stay cool.

"That is a wonderful news, brother. What will be your next move?"

"Prepare, Virgo. We will start our mission…."

"Got it….Roger."

"Prepare….our Project Lucy….Let's get started and find out what she really weakened from." An evil grin came up Loki's face as he pushed the button off.


*The button that Loki pushed was actually from a radio or walkie talkie….I just made up that junkhahah….That maight be from Virgo in the Astral Plane….The radio thingy was part of their plans…

Author's Note: So….How was it?...I really made it short this time 'coz I only did it for two days…heheh…Did 'ya all liked it?...It was a bit cheesier that my other chapters…I got lost for making the humor part so I decided to just make them for the next chapter….

I hope that you enjoyed it all.

Do not worry, guys….I will make next upcoming chapters much loooonger…so that you will enjoy it moooore…..Bye!

P.S.

If ever you liked this story….please review….thank you….Your review will make me feel a lot inspired and I will really enjoy writing for you…