"We're back as we see the battle between the gentle minds versus the masterminds!"

Beastboy: Hey Robin? What's the best thing you like about being a superhero?

Robin: Well, I like helping out the weak and defending them from being hurt. What about you?

Beastboy: I like meeting all the hot chicks!

Robin: That's all you enjoy about being a hero?

Beastboy: Aren't you the one who drools whenever Starfire is around?

Robin smacks Beastboy on the head with a paper fan.

Robin: Let's just go to the next event.

Cut to Cyborg over at Boulder Dash

Cyborg: Here to demonstrate to the viewers our next challenge is Red X and Terra: two individuals who are not classified as heroes or villains. Red X I understand your what they call an 'anti-hero' but why are you here Terra?

Terra: Well, people around the world are split between hating me and loving me.

Cyborg: Okay let's start this demonstration. Red X you go first, just run up to the top this chute without getting crushed by giant boulders.

Red X: Okay here I go. Uh-oh here comes a boulder. (leaps over it but see two more coming) CRAP!!

Sound of bones snapping and Red X slowly crawls out, riving in pain.

Cyborg: Uhhhh… Let's just start the competition.

Robin: Starting off for the villain team is Punk Rocket: He's an obsessed guitarist wanting to take the world down with his music.

Beastboy: His music sucks! It doesn't even have lyrics!

Robin: He's going up, slides into one slit to avoid a boulder. There he goes again, tries to avoid another but ends up getting brought down by that giant piece of rock.

Beastboy: Ha-ha! There's 'hard rock' for ya!

Robin: Now for the heroes here's Speedy. Don't let his name confuse you, he doesn't have super speed but is an agile archer.

Beastboy: He fights with bow and arrows? Doesn't he know it's the 21st Century?

Robin: None of that matters in this event as he passes two boulders, halfway up, could go all the way, and…NO!! One boulder surprised him and decked right on the noggin! How long would say he'll be in a coma?

Beastboy: Long enough for him to get some new weapons.

Robin: Here's an individual who calls himself 'The Master of Games'.

Beastboy: Oh then he should have no trouble.

Robin: Unfortunately, he could even make up halfway up without getting creamed by a couple of boulders, so much about being Master of Games.

And here's Hot Spot: a fire manipulator but his firepowers wouldn't help him here.

Beastboy: Wow look at him go! He's on fire!

Robin: Nice pun. He could make and…oh so close. Had his arms there but got beaten down by rocks! What a shame.

Here's Gizmo, a boy genius with a nasty attitude.

Beastboy: His insults don't even make sense. What's 'barf brain'.

Robin: Beats me and, speaking of beatings, Gizmo is taking one due to his short stature. Here come two giant boulders…

Robin and Beastboy: OH MY GOD!!

Robin: Gizmo just got buried underneath those two rocks and the avalanche continues! Somebody has to get in there and recover the body! I can't watch it anymore

Beastboy: I can.

Replay shows Gizmo getting crush over and over again.

Let's sell his goods to pay off the funeral expenses!

Robin: Beastboy that's crazy! But it's better than having the show's businessmen do it.

With Gizmo's corpse taken away we move onto our next hero, Thunder. He's the brother of Lightning and seems to be doing better in this competition.

Beastboy: Look at him going up the chute with no problem!

Robin: All the way to the top and he brings the heroes up with a one point lead!

Let's see if the villains can catch up with Fang: an individual with a spider's body for his head. And…wait what? He's using his large spider legs to carry him from the bottom to the top and avoids all the boulders!

Beastboy: Hey, that's not fair!

Robin: Indeed, the crowds showing their disproval but the score now tied at 2-2.

Last chance for the heroes is Menos, brother of Mas. They can move at super speed but only if they connected. Poor Menos is on all alone and does stand a chance as the boulders destroy him.

Adonis comes up next with his bodysuit.

Beastboy: What's he doing here?

Robin: That's Adonis the jock with power suit and he's just knocking the boulders away.

Beastboy: He's cheating!!

Robin: Well villains never play by the rules and they are up 3-2 as we conclude 'Boulder Dash'.

"When MXC returns, we 'drop' in for the final showdown!"