Drabble Notes: I think I have finally thought of something that will make these things longer! Here's to hoping it actually works!
Also, someone left me a flame that I am totally going to disregard because 1. Why read it if you don't like it and 2. They were too chicken to even sign in. 3. One of the reasons they flamed me was because they completely missed the point of the "fic".
This makes me appreciate the few of you who actually care and like this enough to give me review that aren't flames. This is my first time posting fanfiction online in case you guys could not already tell, so as stated above I will try REALLY HARD to make these longer for you guys! THANKS SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT!
Disclaimer is still in Drabble Two
…and palaeobiology*
*Palaeobiology-the study of fossilized plants and animals
"You're right Kiba, Lee is totally worse than Sakura and/or Ino. To answer your question, this is Sasuke Uchiha. To answer Gaara, once Sai wakes up he will no longer be allowed to perv on me from the closet or Sasuke will kill him." Naruto answered everyone's questions with a straight face.(53 words) (62 words in story) "We have a name now; but who is he? You never really told me why he's here either, other than defending you from perverts." Gaara gave Naruto a hard look. "Ah, yeah, well, he's kind of my…finance…"Naruto trailed off, nervously rubbing the back of his head with a hand. "WHAT!" came two voices from out in the hallway.
The five conscious men glanced out into the hallway. "Perfect timing ladies! Sasuke, these fine ladies are the ones I was telling you about on your way up. The pinkette is Sakura Haruno and the blonde is Ino Yamanaka. They were also the ones who painted the fire escape." Naruto explained. "No wonder you never reacted when we came on to you!" Ino exclaimed. "Aww, now he's off the market too…"Sakura muttered to herself. She perked up before voicing her next thought. "Hey, he's pretty cute! Glad to know you'll be someone that good looking for the rest of your life, eh, Naruto? I'm jealous. "Sakura-chan!" Naruto exclaimed, a blush coloring his face. "What? I'm telling the truth!" "He obviously doesn't want you embarrassing him in front of his fiancé Forehead Girl!" Ino butted in, giving Sakura a shove with her elbow. "What was that Ino-pig?" Sakura wiped around to glare at her companion. The two started bickering, and having completely forgotten what got them arguing in the first place, walked away down the hallway.
A short while later(after Sasuke had violently expelled Sai from the apartment) Naruto, Sasuke, Kiba, Lee and Gaara were seated in the living room. The purpose? Kiba had convinced Lee and Gaara to help him grill Sasuke for Naruto's "safety"
. "So, Sasuke," Kiba started. "The three of us know Naruto works from home as some kind of tech guy for a major company or something like that, but what do you do for a living?" "Naruto told you my last name when he introduced me, why don't you take a guess?" "What does knowing your last name have to do with…no way! You work for Uchiha Incorporated don't you?" Kiba said with a yell and pointing motion at the end. Then another light bulb went off. "The company you play techie for is Uchiha Inc. isn't it Naruto?" he continued, slightly hysterical. His on-coming rant was abruptly cut off as Gaara snagged his hood and yanked him back down. "We're doing this for his safety remember? That means that you can't kill him either." Suddenly Sasuke chuckled. "Sit boy." "What was that you bastard?" "Kiba calm down it was just a joke! Sasuke's just being his normal jerkish self!" Naruto cut in, trying to ease the tension. "Oh, I am so pranking you later you…"Kiba muttered under his breath.
"Well, since you asked me what I do, I think it's only fair that I get to ask what you three do in return." "Like I'm really going to give you a chance to make another dig at me!" Kiba was the first to respond. "Let me guess…dog groomer?" Sasuke asked with an evil grin. "Actually," Naruto answered to avoid another fight. "His family owns an animal rescue place. He adopted Akamaru after he was brought in and nobody else wanted him." "Oh, interesting. How about you two?" Sasuke asked, referring to Lee and Gaara.
"I AM A GYM TEACHER! ONE OF THE MOST YOUTHFUL POSITIONS AVAILABLE. IT ALSO ENABLES ME TO CULTIVATE THE YOUTH OF TOMORROW!" Lee joyfully answered. "Well, that answers why he was worried about us earlier…" Sasuke thought to himself. "I'm a Palaeobiologist," Gaara stated bluntly. "What the fuck is a Palaeobiologist?" Kiba asked. "Hmph, how long have you guys known each other? You've only heard about his job now?" This question was, of course, directed at the brunette. "C'mon, not again…" Naruto thought with a sigh.
