Disclaimer: I don't own Grey's, or Shrek.


"Wow" said Izzie, looking out the window at the city around them. "It's gonna be champagne wishes, and caviar dreams from now on!" Meredith looked out too, feeling a lot less enthusiastic. She spotted a billboard with a blonde woman on it reading 'Doctor Erica Hahn, Cardio-godmother. Fixes broken hearts, and makes all your dreams come true.'

"We're definitely not near my house anymore" she sighed. Derek placed a hand on her arm to comfort her. As they drove through the city, a crowd began to follow them, cheering at the return of the Chief's heir.

"Look guys, we've got company" Mark smiled, waving from the back of the ambulance. Derek smiled too, but was slightly apprehensive, wondering whether everybody would still be happy for his return when they saw his appearance. They then drove past a mansion with a plaque reading 'Doctor Harper Avery' on the front gate.

"Swimming pools, surgery stars!" cried Izzie happily. The crowd continued to follow them as they approached Seattle Grace Hospital. A trumpet fanfare played when they arrived near the hospital doors, and the crowd cheer.

"This is it!" said a guy with a cage full of doves, preparing to release them. At the hospital entrance, a couple stood waiting anxiously. This couple was Doctor Richard Webber, the Chief of Surgery at Seattle Grace, and his wife, Adele.

"This is it" said Chief Webber, excited.

"This is it" Adele repeated, smiling.

"This is it" sighed Meredith inside the ambulance. One of the members of the hospital board stepped forward, holding a megaphone.

"Announcing the long-awaited return of Doctor Derek Shepherd, and his beautiful new wife!" The crowd cheered. The guy with the cage of doves released them. But, as soon as Derek and Meredith climbed out of the ambulance, the cheering stopped. The doves crashed into a wall. The only sound to be heard was a baby crying.

"Well, I'll just you two go on ahead" Izzie chuckled nervously. "Me and Mark'll go park the ambulance."

"Yeah" added Mark quickly, climbing into the driver's seat and speeding off.

"You still think this is such a good idea?" Meredith hissed to Derek, as they slowly walked towards the Chief and his wife.

"Of course I do" said Derek, a little nervous. "And look, the Chief and Adele are happy to see us."


"Who is that?" the Chief hissed.

"It's Derek and his new wife" said Adele, obviously not as distressed by the situation as her husband.

"But why is he a hobo?" the Chief cried, "And where's Nurse Rose?"

"I admit this may seem a little problematic to you.." said Adele.

"A little problematic? No, this is problematic on a huge scale!" The Chief panicked. "He was supposed to marry the girl I picked out for him!"

"Well she may not be exactly what you expected Richard, but they do look.."


"Happy now?" Meredith snapped. "We came, we saw them. Now let's go before they have a chance to grab their weapons!"

"No, they're my family Meredith" said Derek.

"Sure, locking someone up in an abandoned hospital is a great way to show familial love!"

"That was for my own.."


"Good, now's our chance!" said the Chief, grabbing Adele's arm and trying to steer her towards the hospital. "We can go inside and pretend we're not here!" Adele frowned at him.

"Richard, we have to be.."


"Quick!" Meredith cried. "Let's run for it while they're distracted!"

"Meredith, enough!" Derek snapped. "Everything's going to be.."


"A disaster!" the Chief lamented. "There's no way.."


"You can do this" said Derek to Meredith.

"But I really.."


"Really.."

"Really!"


"Don't..


"Want.."


"To..


"Be.."


"Here!" Meredith and the Chief cried in unison. After a few moments of awkward silence, Derek smiled.

"Chief Webber, Adele!" he cried happily, hugging them both. "It's so great to see you!" He released them, then took Meredith's hand. "I'd like you to meet my wife, Doctor Meredith Grey."

"Well" Meredith chuckled nervously. "It's easy to see where Derek gets his great bedside manner from." Chief Webber frowned at her, and she groaned inwardly. This was not going well. This was not going well at all.


AN: I know Hahn appeared briefly in the first story, and that will be addressed at one point. All things considered, she just kind of seemed the best choice for fairy Godmother.