And who was driving that carriage? None other than the demon that had abandon me for the past THREE DAYS. It's just my luck of course. Now I will have to listen to all of Sebastian's jokes about my dress. I run out to the carriage, not caring who is in it.

"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SEBASTIAN? YOU HAVE BEEN GONE FOR THREE DAYS. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY TAKE THREE DAYS?-" Sebastian gets down from the carriage. He laughs at my appearance.

" Oh dear. I didn't realize there was a Lady Phantomhive. You should really plan in advance before you decide to dress like that. You wouldn't want Lady Elizabeth and her mother to see you like that."

"E-Elizabeth.." Please don't let her be in that carriage. Just then the door swung open.

"OH CIEL! I'M HERE! Wait a second." She peers down at me. " Who are you? I've seen you before. At the Viscount's party. What are you doing here? Where is Ciel?"

Thank goodness she doesn't recognize me. She continues asking me questions about my dress, why I'm at the manor, etc. I think she actually believes my cover story. That is until Trancy in his booty shorts and boots dances out of the door. And I thought things couldn't get any worse.

Oh wait, I'm Ciel Phantomhive. It could always get worse.

"Oi. Phantomhive." Alois starts laughing. "You look like a LADY!" He looks over at Elizabeth. "Who are you?"

Elizabeth looks very, VERY, confused. I don't blame her. I just hope she still believes my cover story.

"Phantomhive. Wait a second. Ciel! Why in the world are you wearing a dress? You look so adorable! Mother, come look at Ciel!"

Mother? Oh crap. Aunt Francis. The psychopathic mother-in-law. Happy thoughts. Happy thoughts. Trancy lying motionless on the floor. Sebastian on a date with Grell. Lizzie spontaneously combusting. Aunt Francis and Edward suddenly going missing. Claude with the demon sword through him.

My aunt steps out of the carriage. "Ciel. Am I going to have to move back into the manor to watch you! You still have that ridiculous hair cut. AND YOU." My aunt turns to Sebastian. "Do you have something to do with the fact that he is wearing a dress. You also have those awful bangs. I'm going to have to fix those now. Vincent would be ashamed to see his son in a dress. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!"

She keeps nagging and nagging. When will this woman ever just shut up!

I look around, analyzing the situation. I could always use my revolvers….. No wait. Knowing my family they all carry weapons. That would do me no good.

"Sir," Sebastian looks down at me. "I believe we have one more guest arriving."

One MORE guest. I should really start writing this stuff down. Otherwise who knows what will happen. Just then the trees start falling down. I can hear a loud buzzing noise.

I wonder who could that be?

Suddenly a red figure runs out of the now ruined garden. The death scythe wielding maniac rund strait for Sebastian. "OH BASSY!" It yells. "I heard you wanted to go on a date with me!"

Sebastian kicks him in the head.

Who invited this crazy lunatic to my manor? Oh wait. I did. Whoopsie.

Aunt Francis seems very alarmed. She must have never seen a grim reaper before. Suddenly she pulls out a whole arsenal of weapons out of her coat. I'm starting to think that is a trait of my family. Lizzie pulls out her swords. Alois doesn't seem the least bit bothered by this situation. Claude just laughs at Sebastian. Hannah and the triplets don't seem to care.

With Alois and his servants enjoying Grell and Sebastian's fight, I decide that for once I'm not going to promote violence. Phantomhive manor has been destroyed so many times. I do not want to rebuild it anymore.

And how do you stop violence? With more violence of course! I reach down to grab my revolvers when I realize: I'm still wearing a dress. I didn't think to put any firearms in my dress. So how can I solve this issue… I KNOW!

"Sebastian! This is an order. Kill them all!" That should solve it.

"Yes, My lord."

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JUST KIDDING.

"Sir, I'm afraid I can not do that."

"EXCUSE ME? WHY NOT?" I would really like to know. He has never disobeyed an order before.

"You said kill all of them. I cannot kill those six." He motions to Alois' servants and Grell. "If I cannot kill all of them, then I would be disobeying the order."

Bloody demon. He can kill them, he's just being lazy.

"And also our contract was formed to get revenge on the people who killed your family. If I killed your remaining family what good would that be?"

Excuses.

"Fine. Just take them all home. Get those annoyances out of here!"

"But Sir-" He complained.

"Do I care? No. Get them out of here. I'm going to sleep." Maybe with those lunatics gone I could get some work done for a change.