Ok, so it's me (Erica) again, with Chapter Four. I would like to add that I do not support the pairing of Axel and Roxas, as I might have suggested in Chapter Two. I mean, why would I wish that upon Axel? Also, I think it is unsanitary that the Between Two Claires company makes pizza and squirrels, so I am shutting them down as of now. We now need to find new sponsors (hopefully more sanitary ones) but don't worry, the show will go on. And finally I DO hate Yuffie, and NO ONE will convince me to do otherwise.

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Logan: Um… well, today I will be starting out the show, 'cause Erica and Bridget were summoned to court for creating an unsanitary pizza restaurant, so uh… I would also like to point out that Sephiroth must sit at least five rows away from the stage, unless he wants to be taken to jail for violating the restraining order. So the first award for today is for the Gayest Kingdom Hearts Character (thanks to gimeGohan for the idea). The nominees are:

"Sora!"

"Donald!!"

"Riku!"

"Ansem!!!"

"King Mickey!!!"

"And Axel!!!!"

"So, I'm supposed to have all the contestants step on stage at this point," Logan said reading off his note cards.

"And that's enough, we're back," Bridget said.

"How did the case go?" Logan asked.

"Some sort of squirrel labor laws were said to have been violated, so they shut us down and gave us the minimum charge," Erica explained.

"And what is the minimum charge?" Logan asked.

"We don't want to talk about it," Bridget said shoving her brother off stage, "Now, back to the show! Would you care to make the first cut?"

"I'd love too! Now, while the idea of King Mickey being gay is insanely amusing to me, we have no proof, and must disqualify him," Erica announced.

"What about me, there is no proof I'm gay!" Riku yelled.

"Please Riku, I found the magazines!" Erica sobbed.

"What!?!? There were no magazines! What are you talking about?!?!?" Riku yelled louder.

"Don't upset her anymore, I think it would be best if you just didn't talk," Bridget said.

"But," Riku begged.

"That's talking," Bridget told him.

"Now, since this discussion is straying off topic (my English teacher says that's my biggest problem) we should get back to the show," Erica said nervously. "While I would like to say Axel and Riku aren't gay, I must first disqualify Sora, because of Kairi."

"Now we can let Axel go, right?" Bridget asked.

"No, he showed up to the awards with Roxas as his guest, I think he should stay on stage a while," Erica responded.

"What about me? Can I leave now?" Riku asked.

"Hey, gay wad, shut up!" Bridget said.

"HE'S NOT GAY!!!!" Millions of angry Riku fan girls yelled, as they rushed the stage.

"Quick, find cover!" Erica yelled as she ducked behind the announcer's podium.

"I'm one step ahead of you," Bridget yelled, as she pulled Logan out from backstage, and used him as a human shield. The angry fan girls passed without even scratching Bridget, but they carried Logan off backstage.

"NOT AGAIN!!!" Logan yelled.

"Ok, so now let's get down to the final two contestants, since this building suspense thing is boring me," Erica said, "so would Donald and Riku please leave the stage?"

"Now we have Axel and Ansem left, so we will play their gayest moments on screen to decide the final winner."


Axel: You get on their bad side and they'll destroy you!

Roxas: No one would miss me.

Axel: That's not true... I would. (Gets teary eyed)


"Wow, Axel! Would you like to comment on that?" Bridget asked.

"Yes, I meant it like, he was my best friend. I'm not dating him, or Erica, or Yuffie. Please, I just want to go home!!!"

"Sure you are -- I mean the video doesn't lie," Bridget said.

"And as for Ansem's gayest moment, it is too gay for this award show. But I would like to remind every one of Riku in the first game, so with that I would like to announce that Ansem is the winner of our Gayest Character Award!!!" Erica announced.

"But Axel was a close second," Bridget said, preparing to grab Logan incase of another fangirl attack, but thankfully no such thing happened.

"Well, that's all for today, come back later for Chapter Five!" Bridget said.

"No, there is one more thing I would like to do before we leave today," Erica said.

"What, kiss Riku?"

"Yes, but that's not it. I would like to present the Been Through More Shit Than Anyone Else in This Fan Fiction Award," Erica said pulling out a large golden trophy.

"Wow, that was a long title," Bridget said.

"And the winner is Logan!!" Erica yelled.

"Thanks, guys," Logan said limping on stage. He was wearing a full-body cast (apparently Riku fan girls are more violent then Yuffie haters).

"And NOW that's all!" Erica said, as award music played.

"See you in the next chapter!" Bridget yelled to the audience.

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And another chapter done, this isn't as hard as I thought it would be. Also, Logan, if you are reading this I really feel you deserve the award you were given, after all, we have put you through a lot of shit (a lot of painful shit). Well, as for the readers, please review, I like requests (they require less thinking on my part) hope you're enjoying our story, I know I am. See you in Chapter Six, but it might take a little while, because of reports I have to write, and B-day celebrations.