Dear Professor Dumbledore.

Thank you very much for being so punctual in getting back to me.

I am relived to say that I misunderstood the list you gave me, and that I will not be sending a letter to the Head of the Department For Permits And Filing any time soon. Except of course for the mandatory scheduled reports.

Though the revised list you gave me is quite acceptable I must request that you give me the list I ask for the first time, instead of giving me the list that tells me of the strong moral conscious of the creature(s) in question has.

Not that it is not important, in fact I am sure it is, but it is much more professional to inspect the tangible evidence rather then a moral standpoint.

In a unrelated matter, I had the delight of meeting some of your staff this morning while I was inspecting the cleanliness of your breakfast goblets, (and may I say, I have never seen a goblet quite so clean.) they were quite friendly, though I will express some concern on your choice of Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, not that I believe him to be under qualified, its merely that I am concerned that he will not make himself heard in a eloquent and engaging manner to the students. Although I admire your equal opportunity employment method, I would suggest hiring a speech therapist to help the poor man with his stutter.

Very sorry for the misunderstanding.

Cygnus Stixrood, Chief Centennial Inspector, Department For Permits And Filing.