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Kenny's P.O.V.
I did as Butters said and stayed put all the while wondering what in the world was a taxi? I thought it about what it was over and over again but I couldn't think of anything. Maybe it was a type of horse? Then I remembered that the stable in the courtyard has been empty for years. So how would he get this "taxi". As I was racking my brain for ideas I didn't notice Butters sneaking up behind me.
"Kenny!" I jumped at that and nearly punched Butters when I turned around.
"Sorry" he said giggling like an idiot "I didn't mean to scare you!"
"I-I wasn't scared! I was startled that is all!" I said not wanting to admit that I was really scared.
"Ok if you say so" after that more anything giggles came out of his mouth.
"Whatever! So when is this horse going to get here?"
"Horse?" Butters looked at me like I just grew three heads
"Yeah isn't this "taxi" a type of horse?"
Butters blinked a few times then broke into a fit of laughter that made me angry.
"What's so funny!?" I yelled getting pissed off at him and his stupid laughing.
"You think a taxi is a horse!"
I was ready to wring his neck when I saw something yellow come out of the corner of my eye. Now that was defiantly not a horse! I watch as the yellow monster pulled up to us.
"Yay! The taxi is here!" Butters yelled and ran over and pulled open the door and started to go in but I wasn't going to let this monster get him so I grabbed his wrist and stopped him from getting eaten.
"What's wrong, Kenny?" he asked looking really confused on what I just did.
"You just about to walk strait into that monsters mouth!" I said ready to rip that thing in half.
"No this isn't a monster this is a taxi!" he said and pushed me inside the horrible monsters mouth. Butter jumped in right to me and talked to the person inside.
I was freaking out trying my best to get out of this monster but every time I pulled on leaver it wouldn't open. Then the monster began to move away from my home to where ever it was taking us.
"Relax Kenny this isn't a monster it is a car!" he said pulling down a belt from the ceiling and making it connect to the bottom of the chair. Butters than leaned over and did the same thing to me.
"What's a car?" I asked looking at this belt that held me in place in this "car".
"It's a machine that takes us places"
"What's a machine?" the word sound so weird on my tongue
"A machine is an apparatus consisting of interrelated parts with separate functions, used in the performance of some kind of work" for such a small kid he knew some big words and was smart!
I just nodded shocked about how smart he was and stayed quiet for the rest of the ride.
I don't know how long it took to get there but according to Butters it took 15 minutes which I have no idea how he knew that maybe because of those flashing numbers Butters called a clock.
The town looked like the little town of Rothenberg that I remembering reading from a book that one of my victims had. It was a little town in Germany that had walls around it. This town looked just like Rothenberg but minus the walls.
The taxi stopped in front of a store that I had never heard of American Eagle the sigh read. Butter pressed a something that made a clicking noise and made the belt let go of him. Butters helped me out when I could find the thing. Butters paid the man and then he drove away.
Butters grab my hand and lead me inside the store. When Butters opened the door the bell rang making everyone turn towards us. They gave us odd looks as Butters pulled me threw the store towards the back.
"Hmmm" Butters said "What would look good on you"
He looked around and then decide on a pair of blue pants and handed them to me.
"I don't know what size you are and I don't think you know what size you are either. You look to be about Stan's size so here!" Butters then pointed a bunch of doors over on the other side of the store.
"Go into one of those doors and try them on!"
I did what Butters said and walked over to the door. I found one that wasn't locked and went inside and locked it. I changed into the weird pants and they felt better than by warring out brown pants. I walked outside to show Butters who was looking threw some shirts.
"Those are perfect!!!" he shouted when he saw me wearing them. "I'll grabbed you some more in that size! Here try this shirt on I think large would be good on you!"
I took the shirt and once again changed and walked to show Butters and got the same reaction as before only not happy as the first one.
"Why are you wearing that cap?" he asked me
"I like it" I simply said wondering what was wrong with this cap.
I have had it for years now and it makes me feel safe and keeps other people away from me. Butters studied me for a moment and for a second I thought he was made at me but then he ran over to a nearby thing of clothes and began to search for something.
"Ah ha!" Butters shouted and ran over to me. He handed me a jacket that was the same color as my cap and looked like it would cover my face more. I took it and quickly changed into the jacket it was nicer than my cap and not as long so I would trip on it. I loved it and I hope Butters would let me bye it!
Luck was on my side as 'cause Butters loved it too! He bought the jacket for me, 4 white shirts since that is all I wanted, and 5 pairs of the blue pants that I learned were later called jeans.
"Man I'm hungry! Let's get something to eat!" and once again Butters grabbed my hand and dragged me away.
Butters took me to a place called McDonald's we both had cheese burgers, fries, and a large coke. I would have like the cheese burger better if it was raw but it was still good neither the less. We were having a great time until I heard a familiar voice come from behind me.
"Looks like you finally got out of the castle and start to enjoy your immortal life!" I turned around to meet Damien and his boyfriend Pip.
Damien and Pip were both vampires like me but Damien was older than by 50 years so he thought he knew everything. Pip was a human in the 1950's until he met Damien and then was turned into a vampire by him so he is still pretty young for a vampire.
"I see you decide to get out! Good for you!" he said hitting me on my back hard almost making me fall face first into my food.
"Is this you boyfriend, Kenny?" asked Pip
Butters turned bright red at this "I-I'm not his boyfriend" he played with his finger and looked away as he said this.
"What are you guys doing here?" I asked Damien visited me every 100 years to see how I was doing and all. Try to pull me out to the outside but never worked.
"Man! I have been trying to get you out of the musty castle for years! Now this boy comes along and now you outside!" Damien looked at Butters whose cheeks were still red "You must be something special to get this guy out! So thanks…"
"B-Butters!" he was still shy I guessed from the embarrassing question that Pip asked.
"Thank you, Butters!"
"Oh and answer to your question is that we were in the neighborhood and decide to drop by and say hello!" Pip said I liked Pip he was nice and he also put Damien in his place if needed.
"Well we'll leave you two alone for now. See you at the castle!" said Damien and pulled Pip away.
"Sorry about that" I said I felt sorry for him he looked like he was about to faint. Maybe he liked me? …Nah! We just met and I doubt he would ever like me like that!
"W-We should get back soon!" he said cleaning up his wrappers
"If you are worried about those two it's fine they won't your friends" I said
"I-Its not that! I just want to go back that is all" I thinking something was wrong but the just brushed it aside and started to clean up myself.
Butters got the taxi while I waited outside we didn't say much to each other and Butters still had a pink tint to his checks. I guessed he was still embarrassed about the whole Boyfriend thing. It didn't take for the tax to get here and the drive seemed shorter than before maybe because I wasn't freaking out this time.
Butters helped me carry the bags to my hallway before I stopped him and told him I could handle it on my own. Butters smiled and nodded and told me if I wanted Damien, Pip, and I could come down stairs for dinner. I told him that I would have to talk to the others to see what they thought and that I would come to his room to tell him what we decided. Butters just smiled and waved good-bye before walking away.
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Wow! That was loooooooong chapter!!! I just had to add Damien and Pip in I can't believe I forgot about them!!!!! Actually I found out I forgot another one of my favorite couples but not a lot has been written about these two IkexKindergarten Goth! I'll add them in the next ch so never fear!!! I hoped you liked it!!
