In a corner, in a dark room...a figure is crouched down holding a cupcake with a candle.

No No 22: Happy birthday to me...happy birthday to me...happy birthday dear No No-chan...happy birthday t-to m-me! (cries)

Lights are switched on.

Everyone: SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY NO NO-CHAN!

No No 22: (gasp) Aw! You guys did remember!

Sasuke: You told us in your other fanfic remember.

No No 22: Oh...right...lol!

Itachi: Here's your presents No No-chan.

Sai: Yeah! Mine's a picture of my penis!

Everyone: ...EW!

Neji: Mine's a caged bird.

Sakura: I didn't get you anything after what you did to my face! (No No 22 had made Sakura look like Michael Jackson in her other fic)

Sasuke: Boo! You whore! (Sakura runs off crying) Anyways, mine's a scroll of jutsus.

Naruto: Mine's a bowl of ramen!

No No 22: Lol! Thanks! The rest of you can tell me in the next A/N! Sorry readers that I took so long! HUGE writers block! SORRY! Please enjoy!


Chapter 4

Amnesia


Sasuke and Sakura stared at Naruto in shock. Sakura started to laugh.

"Good one Naruto! You almost had me going there!" Sakura said as she smiled at Naruto. Naruto though, continued to stare at Sakura with a questioning look. Sakura became serious and pale. "You're serious aren't you..."

"Yeah," Naruto said, raising a brow.

"Oh no...Oh no...Oh no!" Sakura yelled. "No! You can't have amnesia! You just can't! It's impossible for you to get amnesia! I've hit you some many times in the head and you never gotten amnesia once! AIEE! Hokage-sama is going to kill me!"

As Sakura continued yelling out paniky comments, Sasuke continued to stare at Naruto in shock and horror. Amnesia...that's what Naruto has at this very moment... Naruto doesn't remember anything...his adventures...his friends...his life...but most importantly...Naruto doesn't remember about Sasuke. Sasuke's eyes became half lidded from sadness. Sasuke really wanted to embrace Naruto at the moment... He wanted to toch Naruto, feel him, kiss him...but he couldn't...it wouldn't be the same.

"Sasuke! What are we going to do!?" Sakura's paniky voice brought Sasuke from his thoughts. Sasuke looked at Sakura who was scared...then to Naruto who was confused. Sasuke sighed sadly.

"Tell Tsunade," Sasuke said coldly, not taking his eyes off Naruto.

"WHAT! SHE'LL KILL ME!" Sakura yelled.

"YEAH BUT SHE MIGHT HAVE A CURE FOR NARUTO!" Sasuke yelled angrily, making Sakura 'eep'. Before another word was said, Sakura scurried to the door. Naruto and Sasuke were left alone in the room in an awkward silence.

"...What's your name?" Naruto said, breaking the silence. Sasuke felt his hear throb in pain as it broke. Sasuke looked into Naruto's eyes sadly.

"Uchiha...Sasuke," Sasuke said. Naruto blinked a few times and nodded.

"Do I know you?" Naruto said in a very serious voice, that for a moment, Sasuke didn't believe it was Naruto.

"You should. You've known me for a long time," Sasuke said sadly. Naruto stared at Sasuke for a long time.

"Who was that girl?" Naruto asked. Sasuke scowled.

"Haruno Sakura. She's the one that made you forget everything," Sasuke growled out. Naruto raised a brow in surprise.

"Really! ...She seemed really nice...except for the whole paniking thing," Naruto said with a smile. Sasuke scowled at the smile, for he knew that he only had gotten that smile. "...She's really pretty too...I wonder if she'd go out with me?"

"EH!?" Sasuke yelled out shocked. Naruto looked at Sasuke in surprise.

"Do I already have a relationship with someone?" Naruto asked curiously. Sasuke nodded.

"You sure hell do!" Sasuke said angrily. Naruto raised a brow in amazement.

"With who?" Naruto asked. Sasuke hesitated; should he tell him that he had a relationship with him?

'Hell yeah! He's my kit!' Sasuke raored in his mind. "You have a relationship with m-

"HE HAS WHAT!?"

Sasuke and Naruto flinched at the loud yell of Tsunade. There was a loud terrified squeak, no doubt from Sakura, as there was a loud crash.

"SEE WHAT YOU DID! ARGH! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I WANT TO KILL YOU RIGHT NOW! AND THIS ALL HAPPENED BECAUSE DIDN'T WANT SASUKE TO LOSE TO NARUTO!"

"I'm sorry! AIEE!"

CRASH! BAM! BANG! CRASH! THUMP! BAM! CRASH!

"Hokage-sama please calm down! If you kill Sakura, Naruto will never forgive you!"

All at once...the crashing stopped...all thanks to Neji's quick thinking. The door to Naruto's room slammed open as Tsunade walked in, followed by a worried Neji and a terrified Sakura covered with a bruises and cuts.Tsunade walked up to Naruto and embraced the blonde. Naruto just sat there, confused.

"I don't want to be rude, but...who the hell are you people and why are you hugging me!?" Naruto said loudly. Tsunade release Naruto from the hug and looked into Naruto's face.

"Stupid brat! Why did you have to go and get yourself amnesia!" Tsunade said sadly. "I'm Tsunade...Hokage of the village hidden in the leaves."

"And I'm Hyuga Neji. A friend of yours..." Neji said sadly as well. Sakura was about to say something, but Naruto cut him short.

"Your Haruno Sakura...right?" Naruto said. Everyone gasped except for Sasuke.

"Y-You remember me!" Sakura asked. Naruto shook his head.

"No...Sasuke told me..." Naruto said seriously, making everyone scowl. Tsunade sighed miserably and looked at Sasuke.

"I'm sorry Sasuke...but I can't do anything," Tsunade said. "Well there is a cure...but the ingrediants are hard to find and it takes about a week or two to make!"

"Make the cure..." Sasuke said, looking at Tsunade with pleading eyes. Tsunade looked into Sasuke's eyes for a long time and sighed.

"Fine...I'll look for them when I get the chance, but in the mean time...help Naruto regain some of his memory," Tsunade said, glancing at Naruto, who was scowling at all of them. Tsunade then turned her attention to Sakura. "AND YOU!"

"N-n-nani(what)?" Sakura squeaked.

"STAY AWAY FROM NARUTO AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE! IF HE GETS HURT AGAIN, I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU!" Tsunade roared, making everyone sweatdrop and Sakura sqeak in fear. Tsunade huffed one more time before she left the room. Neji glanced at Sasuke then at Naruto and sighed sadly.

"Even collecting my money from Gaara doesn't make me feel better..." Neji said gloomly. "Well see you around Sasuke, Sakura...Naruto."

"Bye," they all said but Naruto as Neji also left. Naruto looked at Sasuke then to Sakura and scowled.

"Well...where do I live!?" Naruto asked. Sasuke looked at Naruto sadly.

"In an apartment," Sasuke said plainly.

"Can you take me there? I don't know where it is?" Naruto said politely. Sasuke nodded and stood up, along with Naruto and Sakura.

"Lets go..." Sasuke said glumly as he lead Naruto out of the hospital and towards his home.


No No 22: Yeah my 4th chapter! I know, it's short! But like I said, I had writer's block! Even I'm a bit disappointed with it... Next chapter...I'll try to make longer, interesting, and longer! Lol!

Hinata: No No-chan... m-my present i-is a ch-chocolate c-cake.

Kiba: Mine's a brand new puppy!

Shino: ...a cage of butterflies...

Ino: PAPER! You know, for you to draw lots and lots of Naruto pictures! Here are some pencils and ink too!

Chouji: Mines (munch, munch) is some (munch) BBQ pork. (munch, munch)

Shikamaru: What a drag. Mines a pillow for you to take naps.

Lee: Mines a youthful greensuit! So you cn spend you youthfulness wearing this!

Everyone: ...

Ten Ten: Here's some weapons!

Temari: I got you a fan!

Kankuro: A MEXICAN PUPPET!

No No 22: Lol!

Gaara: COOKIES! I LOVE COOKIES! Did you know chocolate-chip cookies have chocolate-chips in them!?

No No 22: ... O.o Uh...yeah...thanks... Lol! Thanks for the gifts everyone! Oh and readers! Don't forget to-

Everyone: REVIEW!