A Typical Day in High School
Second Day pt 2
Rya followed Silver to history.It was a pretty long walk from the cafeteria to the history building. First of all, the exit was all the way on the other side of the present building. Luckily, Silver thought of an idea for a shortcut.
"Rya, have you ever been transported from one place to another instantly?" Silver asked her.
"No. Why?"
"Because that's how we're gonna get to history. There's only a few minutes before class starts. The walk would be too long, and I got this idea to us get us there faster." Silver said.
Silver got ready to use Time Control(in this paragraph, synonym for teleport) to history, but Rya looked scared at the thought. But there's plenty to be scared about the idea. What if it only worked halfway? Wouldn't be able to walk anywhere else, seeing as how you'd be split in half. Silver noticed this and nodded his head as if to tell her this was safe. Rya considered her options, either be late, or be Time Controlled. Seeing no other way else to get there on time, she hung onto Silver as he apparated them to history. It only took about half a second, but they were in the front of the history room just as the history teacher stepped in. He was short and yellow. A few steps inside revealed him to be Tails.
The next and possibly best way to catch up on sleep, history.
"Tails, what are you doing? You're not our teacher. This is your class." Rouge blurted out.
"I know. The real history teacher got sick just before lunch and had to leave early. He asked me to fill in for him today. So..." was all Tails was able to get out.
"I have a couple questions. Why are so many of the teachers missing? And why are you so short if you're supposed to be a teacher?" Silver asked. The second question made some people laugh.
"How am I supposed to know why the teachers are missing? I'm not some sort of genius." Tails replied.
"Then how come you can make giant space fortresses to go in space and save the galaxy, hmm?" Silver asked again.
"Well, uhhhh..."
"And you still didn't answer my second question about why are you so short if you're a teacher. Teachers ain't supposed to be 2ft tall. So tell us, why is you so short? That'd make for an almost interesting history class, for once..."
"That's not important. It has nothing to do with history." Tails told Silver.
"Yes it does. It has to do with your history about how mutantly short you are." This made everyone laugh. Hehe..mutantly short. That is funny.
"Ahem...now back to the normally scheduled class. Today we'll be learning about one of the historical documents that helped shape the United States of America to be the way it is today." Tails said.
"You mean like how they allow porn websites to exist , put sexual themes in TV shows and movies, and completely ignore what the old ways of having humorous entertainment like in Tom and Jerry?" Rya asked.
"No, like the Emancipation Proclamation, and the Bill of Rights, and the Preamble. Things like that." Tails told her.
"That's not what you're supposed to learn in high school." Rouge blurted out again.
"So, you say that like you actually know what you're supposed to learn in high school." Tails said.
"I may not actually know, but I remember learning this same thing in 8th grade."
"But do you actually remember what it was you learned?...Exactly. Don't try to ride somebody if you can't back yourself up."
"Shut up." Rouge said in protest.
"Now can anyone tell me what historical document allowed the Americans to be separate from British rule?" Tails asked.
No one answered. sweatdrop 'Maybe history should be cancelled as a school subject.' Tails thought. Seeing that no one here was smarter than an average seventh grader, Tails tried to explain the war simple enough so everyone could understand. During this period, Silver dozed off to sleep, continuing to where he left off yesterday...
The surprise was a swimming pool, full with cool water perfect for cooling off in after being in the hot forest. 'You mean I can stay here?' he asked the little girl. She nodded her head yes. This would be a good way to live. For the next few years, Silver stayed in the house, until he was 11. It was then that he realized he could not stay there forever, and left to make it on is own. Until...
DINGGGG!
Someone was shaking him, trying to wake him up.
"Hmm? Wha? Who the hell is shaking me?"
"Wake up. You sleep like a lump. I guess you were so sleep you couldn't hear the bell ring. Class was over ten minutes ago!" someone said.
"Alright, alright! I'm getting up. Just stop shaking me whoever you are." he said.
"To think you would've known my voice by now." It was none other than Jelea.
Silver walked lazily to the exit, still tired. Then he thought 'Wait. Why am I walking? I could just transport to my room.' And he did just that.
A voice came up on the intercom.
"Attention students. From the destruction of the Social Science lab, Social Science will be cancelled..."
"Yaaaaaaaaaay!" the students yelled.
"Instead, gym will be in its place. That is all." The intercom cut off.
Back at the main building...
"Alright! I get to have gym twice!" Sonic said as Silver walked to his room.
"Or so you think. Only the people who didn't have gym this morning have gym this afternoon..."
Silver thought for a moment at what he just said. Suddenly, it hit him like a dead weight. He didn't have gym this morning! Which, unfortunately,meant he had gym now.
"Oh great. I have gym now. And just when I was about to have a good hour of sleep.groan." Silver said.
He headed for the gym room, tired as he was this morning. As much as he(or anyone for that matter) would give to have gym twice in one day, now is one when history in its placewould be a good thing. About five minutes later, he, Amy, Rouge, Jelea, Tai, Shear, Rya, and background people were waiting for gym to start. A few seconds later the gym teacher stepped in. She was a tall, thin woman with short blonde hair. But just then, for some unknown reason, a black rabbit with a black leather jacket and a white shirt jumped out from nowhere. The rabbit started beating the crap out of her. Then he took out a knife and stabbed her in the eye. Blood was streaming down the floor of the gym as she was being transported to her doom.
"Sorry about that folks. I am your real instructor for the day. Today we will be testing your fighting skills." the rabbit said.
"Why?" Amy asked.
"'Cause I said so that's why. Let's start with...you two. Yeah. You look like strong people." He was pointing at Shear and Silver. Hearing the slight tidbit that today would include fighting instantly woke Silver up.
"Huh? You mean us?" Shear asked.
"YES I MEAN YOU! WHO ELSE COULD I POSSIBLY MEAN?"
"The other people that are here."
The black rabbit looked dumbfounded at Shear's remark.
"Whatever. Just get to fighting."
A few seconds later...
Then out of nowhere a giant fighting arena swooped down into the gym. As soon as it landed, Shear and Silver jumped onto the arena and got into fighting positions.
"You know, I don't really want to fight you, but I never turn down a challenge." Silver said.
"Me neither. But it seems that neither of us can get our wish..." Shear said back.
Telepathic channel
Silver: as soon as we look beat up, we kill the rabbit.
Shear: got it.
End telepathic channel
Silver dashed to Shear with blinding speed and swiftly stole off of him in his jaw. Feeling unforgiving, Shear did that thing when you're in one place and appear in another, (you know like in Dragon Ball Z(quick attack from now on). He was right in front of Silver. With a green aura powered-up fist, Shear punched as hard as he could. Unfortunately, Silver had already used a quick attack to get out the way. When he appeared, a cut had appeared on his right arm. He had noticed this just now.
"You'll pay for that." he said.
He used several quick attacks to try and confuse Shear where he was going to strike. Surprisingly (and as easy it is enough to counter it), it actually worked. He quickly punched Shear in his stomach. Then he let out a series of black and dark blue energy blasts at Shear. BOOM, BOOM, BOOM the blasts went, creating one giant explosion. Lots of smoke came from where the blasts hit Shear. When the smoke cleared, he was standing with his clothes ripped. His left eye had changed colors. Now he looked mad.
"So now you've change the rules huh? I can deal with that."
Shear did a weird arm movement with his arms. Then his hands was glowing a blue aura. Somehow, he was standing right in front of Silver. In one second, he let out a big blast of energy at him. Then he had did it several more times, only slightly faster, and managed to get back to the spot he was just in 2 seconds ago. An even bigger explosion happened this time, only with blue smoke. When it cleared, Silver didn't have a scratch on him, except the one on his arm.
"But...How? That was one of my most powerful attacks!" Shear said.
"Because I ain't a pussie ass bastard that gets hurt easily . Even though that pissed me off, that's the last one I let slide."
Silver flew in the air, and created two giant energy balls, one in each hand. As he often does when he's pissed of at someone, he fires it at them. And that's just what he did to Shear. BOOM, BOOM! A smoke cloud came from the explosion. But he didn't stop there. He kept launching more big energy blasts at Shear, about 20 more from each hand. BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM! After this smoke cleared, half the arena had been blown away. A motionless Shear lay one the gym floor, outside the ring.
"1,2,3. And the winner is...and not surprising, Silver!" announced a voice from nowhere.
Silver went over to where Shear lay ad helped him up. All that was damaged would probably be his shirt, which nearlygot ripped off completely. Then he woke up instantly as though he weren't even hurt. They both walked over to the rabbit/ gym teacher. "Good fight boys. I hope to see that same persistency out of everyone else.", the fake teacher/ rabbit said. Neither Silver nor Shear said a word.
"W-why are you looking at me like that.", the rabbit said. In one quick motion, both Shear and Silver had shot a blast of energy at where the rabbit's heart was. Everyone got an astonished look on their faces.
"Why'd you kill the gym teacher?" someone asked.
After seeing how the so-called "gym teacher" killed the real gym teacher, next to asking what's 0+0, that has got to be the slowest question anyone could ask. As obvious as that is, only Amy, Tai, Rouge Shear, Rya, Silver, and Jelea knew why the "gym teacher" had to be killed. The rest were either astonished in confusion, somewhat scared, sad, or a combination of the three.
"Isn't it obvious? He was a fake, duh. How can you possibly think that a black rabbit who comes in, swoops down on the real gym teacher, kills her, drags her out of the room, and then just steps in and say he's the real teacher, is the real teacher. Does that make any sense?I ain't fuckin' think so. So they had to kill him for killing in the first place. I should hit you for saying that." Tai had explained to the person who asked the stupid question.
"Really. If you couldn't figure that out, then how'd you get in school. That's just common sense. Even Knux could figure that out." Rya muttered.
"Try thinking before asking questions." Shear said.
"I wouldn't be asking the question if I knew what the answer was." the person said.
"Thinking about what you're asking doesn't mean you know the answer to your question. It just means that to think about any possible answers to it. If there aren't any, then ask the question, you stupid bastard." Jelea said in Shear's defense. The stupid person shut up.
"Thank's, I owe you one." Shear whispered to Jelea.
"Don't thank me. I'm still upset you took off without me when break ended." Jelea whispered back.
"You say that like we go together or something. Whoa, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. You thought...ha, ah ha ha...oh you're serious. I just asked if you wanted to eat together, I wasn't dropping a hint for us to go together. I just didn't want to be alone."
Not knowing it, Shear had accidentally yelled out his previously unknown conversation was audible by the entire class. First suspicions, followed by assumptions about Shear and Jelea being boyfriend and girlfriend spread all the room. The rumor soon spread around the whole school via cell phone IM.
"Way to go, Mr. I-can't-shut- up. Now a lie about me is going around the school cause you can't shut up." Jelea said.
"Oh, you blamin' this on me now, bitch?" Shear said unforgivingly.
"I know you ain't callin' nobody a bitch, youbroke, gayassdaddyfuckin' bastard. It's on now."
Now he had done it. As you could probably guess by now, Jelea is a girl that don't play. If you haven't figured that out yet, well...you see where I'm goin' with this. A person with manners knows never to call anyone a bitch, for very obvious reasons. What do those two things have in common? One prevents a fight from breaking out. And that's just what happened. Jelea began punching Shear in the face repeatedly. Shear was bleeding so much that his whole face looked like a cherry except for his newly formed two black eyes. The rest of the class started screaming in delight, that on the first full day of school a fight would break out. It literally took about ten people to get her off of Shear.
"You lucky that there was people here to hold me back..." Jelea had told Shear.
People were still jumping in excitement and screaming in laughter like fighting was the funniest thing in the world. But we all know that Family Guy and American Dad are the funniest things in the world. Soon the noise grew to a level so loud that Silver couldn't take it. Yet just as he was about to step in, some of his friends tried their efforts at calming down the noise.
"Will all y'all shut up. Now is all this necessary?" Amy reasoned. By doing so she went in for the first attempt.
"Seriously, all this shit is not gonna be put up with. So you better stop, or I'll make you stop."Rouge threatened. Wow, that's new.
"Well, I'm giving you two choices. 1)Shut up now, or 2)I'm a kill you now and yo god damn ass can burn in hell. So what's it gonna be?" I bet you won't believe who said that, and I mean you really won't believe who said this. If you though Silver, wrong. Jelea perhaps, also wrong. Possibly Tai, nope. It was actually Rya. Yes, its surprising, ain't it?
"Yeah, screaming is not the way, okay? Screaming..is not..the way." Tai said. Everyone stared at him 'cause he sounded like ahomosexual white person trying to make a peaceful environment. A long silence passed. And passed...and passed...and passssssed. That is, till Rouge broke the silence.
"Now did you really have to go and say that,...Mr. I-wanna-keep-the-peace. We was doin' good till you stepped in, bringing all that Mr. Rogers crap in here. I should make you shut up."
"Al I'm doin is trying to keep the volume down. Is that so wrong?" Tai said.
"It is when you sound like a old bastard from a kids TV show." Rya answered him.
"You callin' me a bastard now?"
"I ain't sayin' you cute..."
"Let's go then, jolly rancher sucker."
"I see you're not promoting "the peace" now, huh?" Amy noticed
"Stay out of this, pink hoe.." Tai said back.
"Oh...I know you ain't trying to talk about nobody, with yo dirty black ass. Need to take a shower, and I don't mean in mud while you making lovewith pigs, either." the pink one said.
"Yeah, well what about you, lesbian. The reason why you pink is because you was tryin to get a girl's laffy taffy." the black one said back. From this point on, that's how this cycle is gonna be, Amy then Tai.
"Yo ass so black that nobody could see you if the sun was out."
"Yo so ugly that yo granma cuter than you, and she got so many wrinkles on her face that a steam iron couldn't get them out."
"Yo so stupid you couldn't get a job if you already had one."
"Yo mama..."
"I know you ain't tryin to talk about nobody mama. That's why yo mama a dike."
" Can any of y'all shut the fuck up! God, you like some bastardized bitches that can't shut up. If yo loud ass can't shut up, then maybe putting some shit in yo mouth will.."Silver threatened as he prepared to get some cow manure(manure as you know, is cow shit.)
"Wait, you ain't gotta do that. We'll shut up." everyone pleaded.
"Okay then, shut up."
"Since when you make the rules..." the background people asked.
"Yeah, since when you make the rules..." Silver's friends asked.
"Since you just saw how easily I could kill someone. And now I gotta go get the shit to put in yo mouth till you can know how to shut up." Silver said.
"No you not. We leavin' now." everyone else said. And you know what, they actually left.
All I can say is "awkward." Very awkward. But back to the story. Now that 5th period was over with, it's time to move on to the last and final period of the first full day of high school: Computers. I bet you're thinking that this period is gonna be like the last ones right, starting off normal but then something happens right? If so, get a cookie for celebrating your ability to predict the future, or notice a pattern. If not, then what have you been smoking? Note: not all periods will have an episode in it.
Everyone was in Computer class for some strange reason. All except Cream, that is, 'cause she's younger. Now if you recall back to the schedule, Computers was Knux's only class. Why? 'Cause he's dumb as shit that's why. Plus his entrance exam was so poor that he was completely hopeless (in school subjects anyway). Well now it's time for him to get up off of his stupid ass and learn something...
Just as Silver and co. were leaving the gym room, Tails was running down the hall in a hurry. They just stared, and even when Tails was gone, they still stared, with a mixed feeling of confusion and pity for the little boob.
"Okayyyyyyyy...what's with him?"...
You won't find out till chapter 5...
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