"No matter how many plans you have, you will always be beaten by pure oblivious luck."

The Feline Marines had three ships. They were still marines but the captain, Philip, made his subordinates wear cat face masks. He was secretly working with Kuro and Django so they could have political favors and such. Luffy though upon seeing the "Unfashionable, small trunk, weak ass bitch" beat up the ships.

Easy as shit for him to solo them really. He propelled himself onto the ship left of Philip's first. Taking care of everyone was pretty easy. The troops all had gloves that couldn't allow them to actually grab weapons but still be cats. Then he drove (should I use that?) that ship into the others causing small explosions but many deaths.

Philip was then Rocketed into the cliff. He was knocked out but held a middle finger still. Then a big, black wood ship appeared. Zoro arrived at the same time from the forest. Being pirates, the black cats were a little harder than those Marines. So Luffy and Zoro took out that litter too.

Link just met Zelda in her room. He was relieved that Zelda was safe but surprised when she told him Zoro murdered Kuro. The entire time he was her butler they didn't know he was the hundred plans Kuro. But whatever cause when they when outside to look his body was gone. But Misty just arrived from Death Mountain with her sack full of that currency Hyrule uses but I forgot the name. Money.

The three were attacked by the cat brothers again but quickly slaughtered by Kuro. Obviously he appeared out of nowhere. "Annoying yes? Well they seemed to have failed me. Luckily Django is captain so I wouldn't kill him." Django was hovering in the air above them and just landed. "Yo", he said at the very surprised audience. Link took out his sword in defense.

Django threw a Psycho Shot at him which broke the sword in to pieces as if it were glass. "To a psychic, metal is just paper..." Misty got out her hammer but it was thrown away by telekinesis. "One, two, three! Three seconds for each of you."

But then Zoro and Luffy appeared jumping into the middle of it. Zoro gave a shiny new sword to Link seeing as his was broken. Then a Psycho Shot knocked Zoro out. Luffy, newly angered, punched Django but only hit a fake body. Then he produced a sleep spell that took out both Luffy and Misty. Link and Zelda had ran away to the Great Lake. They reached Zelda's ship and were planning to go off a waterfall to escape the island.

Django and Kuro were right behind them. Link decided to distract them so Zelda could escape much to her displeasure. First, Django used Psycho Shot but it was deflected by the sword. The blast knocked Kuro into a tree. "Must be...one heck of a sword heck of a sword made by gods. More then two of them would have to have crafted it. In three moves I will defeat you!" With more confidence than before Link said, "I'll show you what the vanquisher of Ganon can do. It's on!"

Link shuffled his feet ten times before dashing at Django sword first. He hit across the chest. With Pyrotechnic, Django burned most of Link's armor. The win Psycho Barrage he beat on link. Then he used more telekinesis to choke Link and continued to beat on his meat. Django had kicked the sword away too so he was powerless. Zelda yelled, "Please get up and beat him. I know you've been lying but you can be a real warrior if you try!" That reawakened Link, so he jumped and hit Django's temple.

Django then fell back and hit a rock with the back of his head. Link stood on his body holding up his sword like he accomplished something. Then Kuro used Fury Attack ending the celebration and almost killed him.

"Link", yelled both Zelda and Luffy. Everyone was pretty surprised by his appearance. "Why are you awake? In fact you came from the forest, why are you alive?"

"I don't know but you should stop hurting him."

"Oblivious..."

"Why are you doing all this anyway?" That question came unexpectedly from Zelda.

"I should tell you. There is the triforce created long ago but was recently slips in sealed into three rings. That red head was wearing them early but now I have them. There is of course people who can stop me. The Royal House of Hyrule. That would be your line Zelda, and the seven knights and their wives who protected you. But also recently most of them died. Except for you. Once I kill you no one can stop me from using the triforce! Then I shall be pirate king!"

She nodded in understanding but was smiling? Then Link got up to attack again but Kuro stepped behind him and pierced his back. The stab hit Link's liver, right lung, esophagus, the aorta. Kuro's last finger wasn't in his body. As Kuro let go, Link's only words were, "Luffy help..."

With a grim face Luffy grabbed Link's body and placed it behind him. Then he started running at Kuro, his hands behind him static. "Oh Luffy, can you show me? Zoro was wrong, right? Instinct is completely useless in battle..."

"SHUT UP! *luffy hits him with a bazooka* You with your dumb suit and smell of British tea. You don't even look like a pirate! SO DON'T TELL ME YOU'LL BE KING!" Luffy started running them same way.

This time Kuro was ready. This time when Luffy reached him, he ducked then when the arms came to bazooka, he jumped over. Luffy's hands started to retract to his body and Kuro planned to decapitate him. But Luffy simply head butted so Kuro back flipped afterwards. Once he landed, Luffy was already stepping by him to get behind. Kuro calmly clawed him. Luffy still ended up behind due to pure determination. He launched his right fist but Kuro dodge. Kuro then made many incisions on his body with a single hand. Luffy tried leg sweeping but Kuro was already in the air over him. Then he dived perfectly with an X Scissor.

"He was wrong. If you don't have plans, you are a dead man. Knowledge is key."

"I think I did it."

Kuro turned around seeing as Luffy was behind him. "I'm much quicker now."

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah!"

Luffy punched the same as last time except he hit Kuro square on the nose. Then he swept him and jumping over him, stomped Kuro into the ground. "No matter you still planned that. I have better plans." He got up and tried to use Fury Attack but Luffy dodged all. Then he hit Kuro in the neck. Then he grabbed Kuro's body and smacked his own into it. Of course he got stabbed. "That's not a good plan."

"No dude. I don't have a plan. I'm just going to clobber you."

Gum Gum Rifle

Twisting his hand, he jumped right in front of Kuro. Kuro jumped away. He jumped to him but Kuro jumped away again. After eight times, (how big is this field) he jumped to Kuro again but bite his shoulder so he could stick with him. Then Luffy's right arm, untwisting itself, caught up with them and hit Kuro hard.

In a choked up voiced Kuro said," That seems hardly planned. I-Instinct...is key!"

Then Zelda started laughing out loud. She didn't stop for awhile. "Oh sorry, it's just that I find it hard that your become king of anything with the triforce. It's not a power! You just get a single with but you know, wish rules are: no love, no power, no death. The rings are just really rare metals that can cause great destruction but aren't really the force of power, courage, and wisdom. LOL. Yeah I could stop you from using them but that's because I'm a witch you dumb piece of shit. Plus Misty here already stole the rings in the middle of my battle!"

"Then I have no reason to actually stall your death. You told that lore. I believed! I have been lied to! You are just like Link."

Then Luffy grabbed Kuro's body and catapulted him off the island. Yay celebration and shit! Of course when they were sailing off with their new ship, the Going Merry, they 'recruited' Link.

"You really let me on your ship?"

"Yeah I already recruited you earlier. We a team, dude."

"Cool. But Zoro where did you find the lengdary Master Sword?"

"I just broke the rock it was in. I gave it to you since it not my style."

"Thanks anyways."

Then Zelda who was still waving yelled, "I hope the elixir helps!"

"You guys have magical healing potions," Zoro asked.

"No. They just give you longer life."

"Is this it? Taste weird", said Luffy drinking the entire thing of elixir. Link screamed in pain as his organs were still bleeding.

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