HOLY CRACK MONKEY ON A CHESNAUT'S SPINY BALLSACK IT'S FINALLY HERE!
Um...yeah, it's finally up… just a disclaimer I own nothing, but please put in suggestions on who you want in TPG or what do you want to see to make it more interesting anyways….Sylveon!
"Hello everyone and welcome to a wonderful and long awaited episode of Total Pokémon Gossip!" Sylveon cheered "Last episode-"
"You tried to seduce a married man." Froakie said with a bored expression
"And you write fanfics of every guy who entered the islands donning you, over half of them involving you wanting our last guest to and I quote 'Oh take me as hard as a Lopunny in heat, I need you and want you now D-'" Sylveon said reading out of a notebook as Froakie snatched it from her ribbons and threw it away. His face so red. It makes a shiny Gyarados jealous
"S-shut up!" Froakie shouted, still flustered "Who's our next guest?"
"Actually, you mean guests" Sylveon said with more emphasis on the last word
"Wait, you mean it's more than one Pokémon?" Froakie asked confused, finally calming himself down
"Yep, and it's actually two winners from the islands." Sylveon said gleefully
"Then who is it Sylv? Is it Ally the mary sue?"
"She will kill you when we bring her here, but nope." answered the Fairy type
"Sky? Mason? Vileplume? Gardevoir?" Froakie asked trying to remember past contestants
"Wait, I forgot, one of them was a runner up." Sylveon said sheepishly
"Oh come on! I can't remember them all except Espeon, Kimmy and Cano…" said Froakie holding his head
"Well you got one of them right…" Sylveon responded
"Wait wha-"
"Everyone please welcome Cano and Vixen!" Sylveon cheered as an Arcanine and Ninetales walked through the golden ringed portal with confused looks on their faces.
"O..k? What the hell is this?" Cano asked, the Arcanine looked around the set only seeing Froakie and Sylveon along with a few cameras that surrounding them
"This is Total Pokemon Gossip where we interview various contestants. As soon as you answer our questions, then you'll be sent back home, ok?" Sylveon asked
"And what if we don't feel like answering?" Cano questioned
"Come on, don't be like that." Vixen tells the Arcanine
"Macey!" Froakie shouted as a shiny Gourgeist appeared in front of the four pokemon.
"Oh Froakie, and.." Macey stopped before taking a notice at Cano which caught the eye of Vixen. "Oh my Arceus its Cano! Hey! Any guy's you prefer to sleep with on the island!? If so, would you sleep with Dew, Jesse, Kai, Combat, or even Flynn~" she said in a dreamy tone causing the two Fire types eyes to widen
"What the actual hell!?" Vixen shouted
"I'm not gay you weirdo!" Cano yelled at the Gourgeist before Macey pulled out a book that showed well detailed drawings of Cano and various male contestants pleasuring each other
"It doesn't matter, everything goes in my head…and it soon becomes a reality…" Macey said creepily obsessed tone leaving the Arcanine and Ninetales to stare at the hosts.
"Ok, we'll answer your questions." Cano said quickly
A big grin was plastered on Froakie's face "Great! Thanks Macey! You can go now."
"Alright, lemmie know if you want me to review your fantasy fic with you and-"
"JUST GO!" Froakie shouted blushing like mad as the Grass/Ghost type disappeared into the shadows
"O…..k?" Sylveon said "Anyways, it's just going to be a few short questions since we're kind of on a tight schedule. Because apparently SOMEONE bought us really cheap film for our cameras making them not as usable."
"Hey! They were the only ones I can find!" Froakie defended before getting smacked by one of Sylveon's ribbons
"Anyways….Cano, you're the runner up of Total Pokémon Island hosted by Mew and Victini, and Vixen, you were the winner of Total Drama Idiotic Island that was hosted by Kavi and Keldeo. How did you to feel about making it to the finals on 2 different islands?" Sylveon asked
The fox and tiger dog stared at each other for a moment until Vixen spoke up "Actually, I was surprised that I made it this far let alone the finals. I was still nervous in the final three where I was the only girl and was competing against Dew and...what's that Tynamo's name? Oh yeah Michael. I mean, I did appreciate him not voting me out but instead going for Dew, but at the same time, the finals didn't feel too much of a challenge. Then again,,,with that much money on the line, who could complain really?" Vixen stated
"True true….but quite interesting." Froakie spoke, and what about you Cano?"
"Not really much, I was unsure at first but like Vixen I was a bit nervous as well. I mean, with me, Sparky, Demineo, and Shade dealing with the crap that our jerkass of a father put us through, I was glad that I made it. But in the end, I felt that it was Skore that deserved to win." Cano explained
"Gay…" groaned Froakie
"Ignoring my assistant here…Vixen, what did you do with the prize money?"
"I gave half of it to charity, while the rest….it's a secret." Vixen simply states
"Oh, don't be so vague here!" Sylveon whined
"Cano and I got a new place, that's' all." Vixen responded
"And Spike?"
"He's doing fine, though I feel like he needs to see the world more." said Cano
"And I still say he isn't ready yet." Vixen added
"Oooh, some tension already I see...but let's add more onto it. Could you talk more about the 'drug incident' and the 'Hex incident' from Action and World Tour?" Sylveon asked which the monitor behind he mons showed a drug induced Vixen kissing a Luxray and another showing Vixen on top of a Stoutland kissing it as well.
Vixen's jaw dropped and Cano's eye twitched from what they both saw.
"Please...don't bring this up again…" the Ninetales groaned holding her head
"We've already dealt with enough crap relating to this back at home, I mean when we're out in public I had to kick almost every guy's ass because they were literally trying to screw my fiance here!
"Yeah...I mean, it's been annoying but i guess it's the cost of being sort of a 'celebrity' from entering those Arceus forsaken islands. I mean, I was lucky that Morgan apologized to me from the misunderstanding with Hex, I mean, what else could you do against a possessed magic dog?
"Blast him with fire?" Sylveon replied apathetically
"He caught me off guard when he kissed me and pinned me and I couldn't do anything here!" snapped Vixen
Sylveon saw a red light slowly dimming down on the camera "Oh crap! Froakie fix it now!
"Alright, right at this commercial break!" Froakie said hopping towards the camera before it shuts off
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"And we're back!" Sylveon cheered where an unconscious Froakie laid next to her "Don't mind my co-host here, Froakie had a little 'accident' after the film was replaced."
"A very amusing accident I may add…" Cano added as Vixen chuckled
"So…..moving on, there has been reports of your siblings….not having the best conditions emotionally. Shade being psychotic, Sparky is...Sparky, and Demenio who on paper says is calm and tolerant is just as a worst psycho than Shade. Mind telling us why or who's the sanest between you four?"
"No comment….I mean if anyone who's the closest to being sane are Demenio and myself. I mean, the incident involving Ebony was accidental but he still wouldn't let it go, it's got really annoying.
"Well...chances are you're still watching some of the island's, anything you wanted to say?
"They know better…" the couple said simultaneously
"Ah….anyways, I think we're out of time. Thank you for showing up." Sylveon said happily while a golden ringed portal appeared behind Cano and Vixen
"But you basically kidnapped u-!" Vixen was interrupted as she and Cano were pushed into the portal.
"Well that ends it for now. I am Sylveon and this is Froakie and this is Total Pokémon Gossip! Thank you all!" Sylveon cheered before picking up Froakie and walking away
Yeah….that's all I have… sorry XD Anyways...the hint for the next contestant to show up is….
Legendary
Stay tuned guys, gals, and reptilian blob monsters from tumblr
