"GET UP, SAM! GET UP YOU LAZY CHILD!" yelled Sam's mom. Sam groaned as she woke up and unlocked her bedroom door.

"Hello, mother." said Sam.

"You're finally up! I could have sworn I was banging on your door to get you up for the past year and a half!" said Sam's mom

"Well, I've been...places." said Sam

"Well, you've gotta go to school so go ahead and get ready."

Sam put on a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. She was also wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. She wasn't related to Gerard Way, but wishes she was because he's a major fucking hott-- Sorry, wrong fanfic. The correct version of this scene is written below:

Sam did her usual morning routine and walked out the door, making sure to say goodbye to her mother. She turned into her ghost form and flew to school. As she entered school, she changed into her normal self and everyone turned their heads.

"SAM!" said Sam's friend whose name that I can't be arsed to remember.

"Hey, girl!" said Sam

"Oh my god, I thought you were dead! At least, that's what I've heard from all of these rumors! Hell, it even showed up on the evening news but I knew my friend Sam was tougher than Death himself!"

"Yeah, I owe it all to Gibby, actually..."

"Oh, that little nerd?! He saved you?!" said Sam's friend whose name I STILL can't remember.

"Yeah, he did. I was surprised too. Too bad he couldn't save Carly or Freddie..." sighed Sam.

"It'll be alright."

"I hope."

"So did you hear about the flying girl on the news last night?"

"What? There's a flying girl?"

"Yeah, she wears a black and white jumpsuit and has white hair! She's really pretty!" said Nameless

"Umm....I've gotta go, but I'll catch ya later!"

"What, you gonna go beat up some loser?" asked Whatsherface

"Yeah, and after that I might score some pizza!" said Sam playfully

Sam began to think. What would happen if people knew she was the flying girl in the news? How would everyone react? Then she realized that she would be more famous than anyone she knew. Even more famous than she was when she was the co-host of iCarly!

"I'd better keep this all under wraps." thought Sam.

In the city of Townsville—Ermm...Seattle, T-Bo was selling customers things on a stick as usual.

"Are you gonna buy these chocolate covered ants on a stick or what? I'll tell you what: $5 for the whole stick!"

"No, what are you crazy? Get out of here!" said Drake

"Well, you don't have to be rude!" said T-Bo as he walked away

"The only food I will ever eat that's on a stick is a corn dog." said Josh.

"You look like a corndog." Drake retorted.

"Must you always insult me?" asked Josh

"I was just making a funny joke. So, where's Megan with our drinks? And why are we in this show anyway? If our sister, Megan Parker, was played by Miranda Cosgrove and she also plays Carly Shay, wouldn't we be breaking the fourth wall if she were to come with our drinks?"

"You're asking too many questions that you don't wanna know the answers to, Bucko. Besides, we're in a fanfic written by an uncreative slob who has nothing better to do with his time other than update a fanfic he originally was going to troll everyone with. And if you think about it, this whole conversation doesn't contribute anything to this story. It's just filler to make the chapter longer, therefore stroking the author's ego and making him think that he's a good writer." explained Josh

"You know, when I think about it, you're right! Let's just get out of here."

Drake and Josh get up out of their seats and leave The Groovy Smoothie. Megan walks up to their table with two drinks in her hands. She scanned the room.

"Where are those boobs?" Megan asked herself, sounding a bit fed up. She put the drinks down and left The Groovy Smoothie, where the fourth wall lay in pieces.

School was almost over and Sam couldn't be happier. One thing hadn't changed in a year and a half and that was the fact that Sam hated school. It was two minutes before the bell and she was getting antsy.

"The quantity of the sum is exactly thirty-two hundred, whereas the second problem's sum can be figured out by carrying the five, dividing the six, praying to the Norse gods above, sacrificing a human life, and last but not least, adding the two numbers together. Therefore, two plus two equals four. Any questions?" Mrs. Briggs explained. Sam was just about to raise her hand before the bell interrupted her.

"YES! Sweet freedom!" Sam thought to herself. She rushed towards the open door and headed towards her locker. She noticed two strangers go up to Carly and Freddie's lockers.

"Hey, those aren't your lockers!" Sam said, annoyed.

"Yeah they are. What's your deal?" said the guy opening what used to be Carly's locker.

"Oh....right..." Sam said. She took out her backpack and slammed her locker with force and went outside. She looked up in the sky and wondered if Carly was watching her right now. Oddly enough, she missed Freddie too.

Out of the spur of the moment, Sam decided to fly to Carly's apartment. Once she got there, she immediately headed up to the iCarly studio. Freddie's equipment was still there, but only memorials for the two fallen teens remained. Both of them with flowers of all colors surrounding framed pictures of them. Sam bent down near Carly's picture and a teardrop fell down from her eye and landed on the picture frame.

"Sam!"

Just then, she could of swore she saw a faint reflection in the glass of Carly's picture. Sam turned around, but didn't see anything.

"Okay, Sam. Don't lose your cool. There's nobody there." Sam whispered softly to herself.

"Sam, it's me!"

This time, Sam nearly snapped her neck because she turned around so fast. Again, nobody was there.

"Oh God, I'm losing it!" Sam said, giggling a little bit.

"SAM!"

This time, whoever, or whatever, it was appeared right in front of her and scared the devil out of her! Sam screamed and jumped back!

"Aw man, now I need to change my pants when I get home."

"Sam!" Carly said, giggling.

Sam rubbed her eyes. She couldn't believe it! She was staring at the ghost of Christmas Past—I mean, Carly!

"Carly, is that really you?" Sam asked, sounding delusional.

"Of course it is! Now, why are you here?" asked Carly

"I—I just wondered what's up. And, I wanted to eat some of your ham."

"Gross! You know how long that ham's been in there, right?" asked Carly

"Yeah...maybe I shouldn't have eaten it?"

"That might have been a poor choice on your part." Carly said, giggling.

"I can't really believe it's you, though!" said Sam excitedly.

They talked for hours on end. Sam told Carly about what had been going on since Gibby helped her and Carly talked to Sam about the after life. Then, Sam asked Carly a question.

"Why did you kill me?" asked Sam

"I wish I knew. It's all a vague memory for me. I remember being jealous about something, but I can't quite put my finger on it. I would go back and read the first two chapters but the spelling is so bad and the grammar is so atrocious, it's illegible. I can't make anything out." said Carly

"Damn! We've got to get to the bottom of this!" Sam said, aggravated. Then, Sam remembered her super powers and quickly changed the subject.

"Hey, I forgot I have super powers now!" said Sam excitedly.

"Sam, being able to eat five burgers in under three minutes isn't a super power."

"Yes it is! Anyway, that's not what I'm talking about! I'll show you what I mean!"

Then Sam transformed into her super powered mode.

"Oh my god, Sam! That is WICKED cool!" said Carly

"I know, right! I can turn invisible, phase through anything, and fly!" Sam exclaimed

"Awesome!"

"I know! It's like I'm some kind of hybrid between ghost and human!"

"Hey, cool powers!" said a familiar voice

"Oh no, don't tell me Fredward is here too!" Sam whined.

"Unfortunately, I am." Freddie said to Sam.

"Great, there's something I'll definitely not be looking forward to when I die. You'll be there!"

And so, the iCarly cast had reunited for the first time since their deaths.

Meanwhile, T-Bo had picked up a newspaper and saw a close-up photo a journalist had snapped of the mysterious flying girl. He studied the picture for a little bit before realizing that not only were these pictures taken by the amazing Spider-Man, the flying girl was Sam! He couldn't believe it! He thought Sam was dead, but lo and behold, Sam was still alive and even flying all around town like nobody's business! Then he realized, Sam was the best friend of the girl that had kicked him in the nuts over eighteen months ago! He thought that to get revenge on Carly, he had to attack the person she cared about most! Just then, T-Bo laughed maniacally! The theme song from Goosebumps started to play in the background as T-Bo's laughter got louder and louder, both ending at the same time!