A/N: Another Ben one-shot! Planning on writing a bit more now, hopefully. I know I've kinda dropped off the face of the earth, but I've been so incredibly busy. This is a very random discussion by the trio based off of an odd conversation that Skylark and I had. Revised, it didn't actually go this way! xD Anywho, enjoy!
Disclaimer: Owning nothing atm.
Ben's POVI sat in the backseat of my teammate's 1963 Chevy Camaro. It was a sunny, clear day and the sun hit my face just right so that I had to put my hand to my forehead to block it's brightly shining rays. Kevin and Gwen just wanted to drive all day and enjoy the weather. I, on the other hand, wanted there to be a conversation since the entire car ride has been nothing but utter silence.
I let the silence continue to slither around the vehicle for a little while longer before I spoke up. "Hey guys?"
All I got was a questioning grunt from Gwen, and from Kevin a death glare.
"What do you think would happen if a chicken screwed a monkey?"
Gwen and Kevin looked at each other, not really surprised by the words I spoke. My random thoughts came as no shock to them anymore. They looked more confused, as if flabbergasted that Gwen of all people didn't have an answer. Usually there was some science behind the whole thing.
"I don't know, Ben. But you're bein' stupid again. Cut it out."
"No, Kevin. He actually asked a pretty good question. So good that I don't have an answer…" Gwen replied, placing a finger on her chin.
"You've got to be kidding me." Kevin whined, pulling the car over.
My teammate and I just waited for an answer from Gwen. Kevin and I didn't dare say a word, just in case we messed up her concentration. Then my cousin would have our heads.
Gwen turned to us with defeat in her eyes. "I honestly have no idea."
'Gwen's taking this too seriously…' I chuckled to myself as I watched her pull out her laptop and start searching for any importance on the matter.
"I guess it would screw more monkeys?" Kevin suggested, and Gwen just punched his muscular arm jokingly.
"Ow…"
"Ben, why did you ask that anyways?" Gwen questioned, closing the lid on her laptop (I honestly don't know why she pulled it out…)and looked at me sitting in the back seat.
I stopped and thought of how to word this. Gwen glared at me. I could tell she wanted to blast me with her manna by the time I replied. "Well, I saw a monkey get screwed by a chicken a couple of miles back, and I was just wondering…"
Gwen and Kevin found Ben on the side of the road dehydrated a couple of days later.
A/N: Didn't turn out the way I'd hoped. But anyways, reviews are greatly appreciated! ^.^
