A.N. This one's about Sasuke and Naruto teaching different Naruto couple's how to be what the fans of this story want them to be like. Like always, whether I continue this story is up to you, the reviewers.

Naruto: Hey people's! Today we are going to teach you guys how to be the best couple's you can be :D

Sasuke: Now, can any of you tell me how long Naruto and I have been together, not just the time we've been married, but from the first time we dated?

Neji: Has it been... what 6 years

Sasuke: No...

Sakura: It has been 10 years hasn't it... this September?

Naruto: YES! WELL DONE SAKURA d(^-^)b

Sakura: ;-)

Neji: Anyways...

Sasuke: Ok, so how long have you guys been tog-

Lee and Sakura: 8 years!

Neji and Tenten: 3 years!

Gaara and Hinata: 1 year, 2 months!

Shikimaru and Ino: 2 years!

Kiba and Shino: 1 year and 4 days!

Me: So, do ya like da couple's. Oh you guys may be wondering, where I got the Shino and Kiba idea. Well it all started when I was reading about all of these guys playing truth or dare. When Naruto dared Kiba and Shino to make out, they enjoyed it so much that they began to date. Even now they still looove to f-

All: SHUT UP!

Kiba: THAT'S WAAAAAAAY TO MUCH INFO ALL READY!

Sasuke: Anyways...let's continue.

Naruto: Sooooooooooo...umm

Sasuke: *leans beside ear and whispers* dobe, you supposed to introduce the quiz...

Naruto: Oh yeah! Da Quiz!

Sasuke: *sighs while covers face with hands*

Naruto: Well, um the quiz is bacically to see how good your relationship is goin-

Sakura: We're gonna wiiiiiiiiiin!

All (except Sakura, INCLUDING Lee): Ummmmmm...

Kiba: Anyways...

Ino: I swear to god that we've said that about a million times!

All(except Shino laughs. Even Sasuke laughs): I know right! HAHAHA!

Shino: We've actually only said it three times.

Silence.

Naruto: *shakes head at Shino and sighs* Oh Shino...you sooooooo killed the vibe.

Shino: I did not...

Kiba: You so did, but it's ok bug maniac, I still love ya* kisses Shino's cheek*

Lee: Anyways...

Ino: * begins to snigger* See!

All: *laughs again*

Naruto: ok,ok I think we should continue...

All: Yeah...

Sasuke: Soooo before we start does anyone have any questions to ask u-?

Sakura: *raises her hand and moves it frantically* Ohhhh me! Pick me!

Sasuke: Oooooookkkkkk, Sakura.

Sakura: Ok. So me and Lee are a good couple. We kiss a lot, play a lot, cuddle a lot, have sex a lot...

Lee:*Blushes*

Sakura:...but we don't know how to french kiss. Could you show us?

Naruto:*Looks at Sasuke and then smile's* Yeah, we'll teach you. Anyone else wanna learn.

Kiba: We'll stay.

Neji: We'll stay too.

Hinata: I-I guess w-we'll s-stay.

Shickimaru: It's troublesome...*pauses to look at Ino's pleading face* ...we'll stay too.

Sasuke: Ok. So first you have to...

A.N. I know, horrible ending. Tell me whether we should continue.