There was a large and sudden crash that captured the attention of the room. "I OBJECT!" A man not much shorter than Leah emerges from the well placed bushes. LIAM, UNHAND MY WIFE!" he cries. It was Jackary Watermelon. Liam gasps at his outrageous request and then fires back a volley of high pitched screams. "NEVER!" he shouted. "LEAH IS MINE!" Suddenly Sprinkles jumps out of nowhere and interrupts the chaos. "STOP! The only way to settle this is a joust. Obviously." he announces. "This is quite cliche, but I do like violence." Callyflour says while cutting a large piece of the wedding cake. "Lady Gaga would be proud." Appel says."We're all in agreement then. LET THE JOUST BEGIN!" they cried.

Leah was shocked. How could her perfect wedding fall into such a disastrous state so quickly? She hadn't seen her ex-boyfriend Jackary in years. (They had broken up after a nasty argument about who was a better woodwind player. Later Jack came back to apologize, but clearly as OneRepublic says, "it's too late to apologize.") She thought about their past and felt bad about the break up. She didn't want to give up Liam (the man of her dreams) but she also didn't want to leave Jackary after they had been through so much together. She was very conflicted, so she decided if she couldn't decide the joust would. But there was no way in heck she was letting those fools run the joust.

"EVERYONE LISTEN UP! THIS IS MY WEDDING SO IT'S MY JOUST TOO!" Leah yelled. "The rules are simple. Each man will get a shopping cart and a weapon of his choice.

Not finished sorry bye