AHHHHHHHHH! My friends are gonna kill me for trying to use my matchmaker skills on them (to try to make couples in our group)! They called me a sadistic little psychopath, which reminded me that I needed to write some more! HMPH this has already gotten more reviews than my other fanfic. Weird, maybe it's the title of the story?

And I personally think Hibari is a hentai and possibly looks up to Shamal as a role model.

JUST KIDDING!

Oh, and I made a mistake. Emily Bianchi is… about twelve, not fourteen.

…..

Thump!

Emily fell off the bed, snapping into defense mode.

"Who are you? What do you want?"

"Wake up herbivore. It's time for school."

Emily sighed and slumped her shoulders in relief, that it wasn't a pineapple with fairy wings or anything like that, only Kyoya.

"This is your uniform. Get dressed. All of the necessary paperwork has been filled out already for going to your new school."

He handed Emily the uniform.

"Kyoya, what school am I going to?"

"Namimori Middle."

Hibari left the room silently, closing the door behind him.

"Hmm, what is this?" Emily studied the uniform carefully, plopped down on her messy bed, then looked at the tag.

"This uniform is size TWELVE? BUT I'M SIZE FOURTEEN!" Emily yelled in desperation.

Hibari somehow, heard, and commented back, "This is the only size they had. Put it on and come downstairs for breakfast or I'll bite you to death."

"URGH!" Emily clenched her fists, and swallowing her pride, put it on.

….

At school, she noticed some kids staring at her. Why shouldn't they? Her blouse was rather tight, and her skirt was three inches above mid-thigh. Ack! I feel like a slut!

Not to mention Hibari was dragging her along the halls.

He deposited her at her classroom, frowning.

"This is your classroom. Your schedule is the same as Sawada Tsunayoshi's, Gokudera Hayato, Sasawaga Kyoko, and Yamamoto Takashi. Look for them. Understand, herbivore?" Hibari grabbed her collar and locked his cool, metallic eyes into Emily's.

"Yes, Kyoya!" Emily grinned, unaware that students were definitely gaping at her, because she called Hibari… BY HIS FIRST NAME!

She walked into the room.

The teacher called, "Sit down and quiet, we have a new student."

The classroom immediately quieted down.

"Introduce yourself." The teacher commanded.

"Eh… Hi! I'm Emily Bianchi, nice to meet you! I am twelve and like collecting knives!"

"Ok-kay… Please choose a seat…" the teacher stuttered, nervous.

"OKAY! So, Kyoya told me that I should look for some people named Sawada-san, Gokudera-san, Sasawaga-san, and Yamamoto-san, because they have the same schedule as me! Whoever you are, I consider myself your friend already!"

The whole class sweatdropped.

…..

At lunch, Emily went to buy lunch with the money Reborn gave her.

"Bianchi-san! Would you like to have lunch with us?" a passerby boy called.

"Nah, I'm eating lunch with someone else, but thanks!"

"Aww… Too bad."

As Emily entered the cafeteria, whispers flew like they had wings.

"Did you see the new student? She's so pretty!" a boy whispered.

"You know, she called Hibari-sama by his first name, I wonder what kind of relationship they have?" a girl giggled.

"AHAHAHA! There you are, Bianchi-chan! Where were you? Tsuna-kun was asking!" Yamamoto called.

"OMG, she gets Yama on her first day here! No fair!"

"That Yamamoto guy is soo lucky…"

Emily made her way to the table.

"So Bianchi-chan-" Tsuna started.

Emily cut him off. "No, all of you just call me Emily, okay?"

Tsuna, Yamamoto, and Gokudera nodded in agreement. Kyoko wasn't at the table.

"Sorry, Tsuna. What is it?"

"Reborn, my tutor, told me about how a new person, Emily Bianchi, was joining the school and he knew her. I was wondering… How do you know Reborn?" Tsuna asked quizzically.

"Oh, so you know that baby! He told me anyone who knew him as a friend could be trusted, so I'll tell you my story…"

Twenty minutes later, the three boys sat there with their mouths open, soaking up every word. "And then I went through a tunnel and-" as Emily was about to finish her story, Reborn popped out of the table.

"Ahahaha! What a great trick, Reborn!"

"Wha?"

"Reborn-sama!"

"Ciaossu." Reborn greeted. "I'm here to tell that Emily's story is real."

"WHAT?" all three boys exclaimed.

"Yup. Now finish your story."

"Okay. Then as I went through the tunnel, I fell asleep. When I woke up, I found I was in a bed with Kyoya, and that's how I got here."

"…"Tsuna, Yamamoto, and Gokudera just stared.

"What, jealous that I came from another world?" Emily teased, smirking.

"You're alive… after ENDING UP IN HIBARI-SAMA'S BED?"

Unfortunately, the whole cafeteria heard Gokudera's yell.

This is going to be more painful than stealing Kyoya's romance novels.

..

I feel weird now, because my friend e-mailed me and said my teacher had a WTF face on when I yelled in science… My teacher is not the type to have a WTF face. I wonder what it looks like?

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