Prank wars Winchester style

Chapter 4 Messing with Deans Mojo

A/N: I'm glade people like this my first Supernatural fic and it's a success thank for all the reviews and adding me to your favorites *hugs*. Disclaimer I do not own supernatural Kripe dose.

Castiel is napping on the couch with one arm draped over his face and one over his stomach oblivious to Sam and Dean who was creeping up on the sleeping ex-angel. Dean had a medium size beach pail full of ice water snickering, Sam gave him the shush sign and mouthed "ready". Dean nodded, "1, 2, 3, now" Sam mouthed to Dean. Dean poured the water on Castiel. Once the water hit him Castiel shouted and landed face first on the hard wood floor. Sam and Dean were rolling with laughter, Castiel groggily got up. "SAM! DEAN! I'm gonna kick your ass!" Castiel exclaimed. Sam and Dean stopped laughing and headed out the door. "You have to catch us first bitch". Dean said as he and Sam ran out Bobby's house.

"It's a good thing Cas don't have his mojo no more, remember the last time we played a prank on him?" Sam said as he ran next to Dean. "the whoopee cousin he didn't get mad". Dean said as he looked back to see if Castiel was catching up. "no the fake spider". Sam said. "ha sucker I rem- Cas!" Dean said startled that Castiel was in front of him. "how did you- "short cut". Castiel said plainly squeezing water out his dark green flannel shirt. "and Bobby said you always hide here. Now you will pay for what you did". "hate to burst your bubble but there's two of us and one of you". Sam said triumphal. "well I hate to burst your bubble because you're short one person". Castiel said. "good luck Sammy!" Dean said running back to the house.

Sam turns back to Castiel who was smiling mischievously. "Sam lets play a game do you remember the one we played after the fake spider". "oh shit".

Dean backed his way into the kitchen making sure Castiel wasn't following him. "Dean?" Dean jumped up. "Dammit Bobby you scared the hell outta me". Dean said. "what did you do this time?" Bobby already knew but asked anyway. "poured ice water on Cas while he was sleeping, he chased me and Sam, somehow caught up thanks to you, I left Sam and now Cas is probable beating the crap outta Sam. Sucker you should've seen Cas face he looked like scared kitten." Dean laughed. "and know he look like a wet dog". Dean said laughing harder. "and the face Sammy made when I left him an- . Dean realized how quiet Bobby was. "they're right behind me aren't they?" "yep". Bobby said popping the p. Dean turned around to face his brother and the ex-angel. "look guys I'm- "no need to apologize we forgive you". Cas said Sam nodded.

"wait what I'm off the hook?" Dean asked in disbelief. "yeah, let's have pie." Sam said. Dean eyed them suspiciously. "I don't think so you guys might have ex lax in the pie, I'm not stupid I am the king of prank wars. I know you have something up your sleeves and I'm not going for it". Dean said with a cocky smile. "ok". Castiel said. Both Castiel and Sam left the kitchen. "you better watch your back Dean they got something big cooking". Bobby said. Dean took a beer out the fridge. "Bobby c'mon those two chumps can't get me. I'm the king." Dean said then took a swig of his beer.

Three days later

The boys pull up to a bar after a good hunt. "c'mon guys drinks on me". Dean said wrapping his arms around Sam's and Castiel's shoulders. "I'm going to the bathroom find us a seat". Castiel said. I need to go too". Sam said. As Sam and Cas headed to the bathroom Dean found a seat at the bar were a hot brunette bartender who was serving someone drinks. "hey hot shot what can I get ya?" she asked. "three beers and three shots of whisky". Dean said giving her his best Dean Winchester smile. "rough night?" "no celebrating actually". Dean said. "ah ex-wife?" She asked. "nah just celebrating". She leaned over to Dean. "you're probably the hottest guy in here, either you're a cop or gay". She said chuckling. Dean laughed. "I'm neither but I thanks on the hot comment". Dean said smugly.

"ok that girl is interested we have to act now". Cas said. "Cas you devil you". Sam sniggered. "Lucifer is my brother, besides I got this from Gabe". Cas said. "ok let's do this". "so where're staying at?" the bartender asked. "the motel 6 crossed the street". Dean said. "maybe after this shift I can give you a good ti-. she was interrupted by Castiel and Sam walking towards them with there hands on there hips, swinging them as they walked. Dean took a swig of beer a turn to see what she was staring at. When he did he nearly spit his drink out. "There you Dean Myers". Castiel said crossing his arms and poking his hips out a little. "how could you just leave me at the motel, did you come here to pick up one of your 'clients' like you said". "Cas what the hell". "oh now you don't remember my name it wasn't hard to remember when you were screaming it in bed". Castiel said. "He's not Dean Myers, he said his name was Dean Jones". Sam said moving his hair out of his face and poking his hips out too.

"wait you said your name was Dean Wesson". The bartender said. "what is your real name Dean?" Sam said. Dean stood there in shock. "why dose it matter to you he love me" Castiel said putting his hands on his hips. "bitch please he don't like short guys". Sam said rolling his eyes and swinging his hips. "well he said that I was beautiful unlike you Bigfoot". Castiel said. "oh no you didn't." Sam and Cas pretended to have a cat fight waving their hands at each other face. Dean sat there in shock mouth open wide. "John can you take my shift I need to go home and kill my self". The bartender said. "wait they're joking around it-. "so now I'mma joke I can't believe I let you bottom!" Sam said. "you did what to my Dean?" Cas said. "you hard me bitch!". "I got to go bye Dean… whatever your name is". She said. "no they're my brothers playing a prank on me". Dean said. "yeah only in bed I'm your brother." Castiel said. "no your not I play his brother in bed". Sam said. "you're sick". She threw his drink in Dean's face and left.

Sam and Castiel started laughing once she left. "SAM! CASTIEL!". Dean said angrily as he turned to face them. They stopped laughing. "Dean your, your eye is uh t-twitching". Castiel said a little scared now. "whose friggin idea was this?" Dean demanded. "n-now before you g-get angry- RUN CAS!" Sam said and they ran out the bar. Dean took a swig of his last shots. "do you need anything?" the male bartender asked. Dean threw money on the table. "nah I'm good I have to go beat the snot out of my Brothers slash Lovers". Dean said calmly then left leaving a puzzled bartender behind.

A/N: how ways this, I hope I didn't offend anyone, reviews are loved I'm bringing Gabe back in the next chapter.