Author's note:
Hi.
Yeah, I know that no one really likes reading the author's note, but I write one anyway. It makes my chapters look longer.
Anyway, I haven't managed to sot an UFO's sporting a Pluto logo on the side.
Such a shame, I know.
I shall now do the disclaimer.
Disclaimer: I do not own Shaman King. Shaman King belongs to Hiroyuki Takei. Hirkoyuki Takei is not my name. Only my OC, Keiko, is mine.
Okay, so, some stuff happened…Time went ticking past … I really had to go the bathroom…
Fine, I admit I wasn't paying attention. Hey, I really did have to go to the bathroom though.
I heard a couple of shouts and mumbled conversations.
Upon hearing this, I turned on my brain, so I could figure out what was going on.
Yes, apparently my brain was turned off before. Maybe that's why I couldn't do the unison thing before.
While I was pondering this, my brain decided to turn off again. So, I had to restart it.
And that brings us to where we are now.
There was a fight of some sort, where people fought (no… rocks fought! Actually, maybe they did. I know I saw some rocks flying…) and decided they should activate their oversouls.
There were also some intense scenes, where it was like oh-no-the-lily-5-are-going-to-lose. During those, I was so bored my brain automatically shut down.
Oh look! The four –ly's and one –na, ( Lily, Milly, Sally, Elly and Sharona) are running away fast! Like, really, really, fast. They are so fast that they leave a trail of dust behind.
For some reason, I felt like I had to breathe in that dust.
So, I did.
But, apparently that wasn't the wisest thing to do, because soon after I was sent into a wild hacking fit. It's a shame--I didn't hack up any of my guts.
I wish I could run that fast. Then, that could be one of my secret techniques. I could kick up some dust and make the enemy inhale it. Then, they would cough real hard. I would claim they were choking, and do the Heimlich maneuver.
And since I am most certainly not trained in that area, I would end up severely injuring them. Thus making them unable to move.
Hey, wait, what if that's what the Lily five were planning to do to me?
…
Nah… I think they were just running away. Or, they saw a pie bakery and decided they really needed some pie.
Yeah, that must be it.
Somehow, they reminded me of a stampede of rabid bulls.
Hold on, if they can run that fast why do they need that van?
Oh silly me. Of course, it is because the van is red, and therefore awesome.
Meanwhile, everyone seems to have forgotten my existence.
I believe it is time for me to make my leave.
My gaze flitted across the shamans in the clearing. They were all either, talking to each other, just standing there, or doing who knows what.
None of them seemed to be looking at me, or even in my direction.
Ah- ha, perfect for my escape.
Wait a second…Whatever happened to Silva?
I tilted my head up, swished my bangs to the side, and looked up towards the branch I thought he was standing on.
It was empty.
Uh oh, I think the tree ate him.
Oh, I must do my prayers.
I am sorry for your loss, Silva, but this is the truth of the food chain. Of course I said this all in my head, I mean, why would I go up to the man-eating tree, and talk to the trunk, while putting my own life on the line? Well, I wouldn't. Please accept your death as a contribution to photosynthesis.
"What are you doing here?" A voice said.
I do not know if that is my mind talking to me or someone else. It kinda sounds like Ren's voice but I shall ignore that and pretend it is the voice inside my head. I am awesome like that.
"Well, what are you doing here? I mean, why are you in my head?" I asked, crossing my arms.
The voice snorted, the noise reminding me of a cute little pig. Pigs are cute; they get to roll around in mud all day. I do not know when voices suddenly picked up the ability to speak on their own and act like pigs. But, I do not question that because if I don't, then pigs will fly one day.
I must believe. After all, anything is possible if you believe right?
"What the hell are you talking about, you imbecile?" The voice said.
Wow, words really do have power! I can, like, really feel someone's glare on the back of my head. Oh, and if you are wondering why the voice in my head is calling me an imbecile, I am wondering that too.
Okay, so maybe the voice is right and I am an imbecile. But no, I say I am right and since there is only one right he must be wrong. It's called logic you idiots.
"Well, I am talking about you, of course." I said.
This is getting boring. Can we just get to the point already? I need to go to the bathroom. My god, you people really should stop denying me of my needs.
"I am not in your head, idiot. My name is Tao Ren and I am standing right behind you."
Oh yeah…That dude really was standing there, wasn't he. Wait, then he is not in my head? How dare he trick me?
"That's so mean!" I whined, pouting like a duck.
Yes, ducks do pout. I was walking, and there was, like, a duck in the middle of the road. It was just sitting there and I just happened to be eating bread. The duck pouted at me until I gave it some. For some reason, it bit my hand when I tried chucking crumbs at it. I decided ducks were indeed very dangerous. But, all that is beside the point.
Anyway, I turned so I could look at Ren. Ouch, I think I just cracked my neck. I really have to be more careful.
Ren was, well, glaring at me. Yeah, I know, big surprise. I mean, it's not like he does that every time he looks at me.
Ren's eyebrow twitched.
…Is it having a muscle spasm?
Ren snarled. I do not know if it was at his eyebrow, for going spastic, or me, for being so freakin' awesome.
"Let me repeat. What are you doing here?" He said in a very mean tone.
He did ask me that didn't he. I guess I never answered.
But really, that is a really obvious question. I would have thought he wouldn't need an answer. I guess that just goes to show, that that poster I saw that said 'Intelligent people ask questions', was right. Smart people ask really stupid questions, and I guess dumb people just don't ask at all.
I raised an eyebrow. I felt my ear twitch slightly as well. It's really weird, because every time I move my eyebrow I move my ear too.
"Um… Isn't it kind of obvious? I'm sitting… and eavesdropping… and breathing… and talking to you… and uh, a bunch of other things…" I trailed off.
I didn't know what else to say. The list can go on forever, what does he want to know?
Well, I guess he could be making an attempt at suicide. He may be trying to make me talk him to death.
That is actually a good idea. I bet I could kill someone like that. I will have to try it one day.
But, right now, I don't want to really want to talk. I just want to go to the bathroom and relieve myself to body fluids.
Is there something wrong with that?
You know what, there just might be. Because, like, every time I express my needs of a bathroom break, someone or something distracts me.
Apparently, now that I am thinking about wonderful white toilets, other people feel the need to remember me.
And I was just going to make my escape too…
I am sorry body, but you will just have to wait to do your needs.
"You look kind of familiar…" Orange Headphones commented, grinning, but still managing to look somewhat puzzled.
I just realized something.
He is cute.
Just like my pig at home. Okay, so maybe he is a stuffed animal. So what? He's still cute.
Headphones dude is especially cute when he grins. Yeah, he grins just like my pig does. That is awesome.
I smiled, like the sun. Not the sun that fries people, but the sun I draw on little scraps of paper when bored. You know, the yellow circle with a smiley face on it. Maybe some sunglasses, too. Yeah, that one, I know you've seen it before.
"So do you. What is your name?"
"Asakura Yoh."
I gasped. Loud. Like, really loud and big.
Apparently, gasping is not what I do best. I found that out the hard way when I almost choked on the air. I will not do that again.
"I remember you!" I yelled. Again, quite loudly.
Yelling is not what I do best either. It makes me really thirsty later on.
I just realized that there is a long line of things I am bad at. I guess that is okay though. My awesomeness makes up for it.
"I used to be an apprentice, or something, of yours." I said, remembering.
"Oh yeah… Now I remember you. I used to hide from Anna in your room. But that was before you went somewhere and didn't come back." He recalled, casting me a betrayed look when he mentioned that little incident.
May we please not go into details?
"I missed you so much." Yoh cried.
Ohhhhhh boy. Here comes the dramatic music, sunset on the beach background, and big floods of tears that make big puddles.
The only thing good about that is the tear puddles. Puddles are very fun to splash around in.
But this situation is just plain awkward. Like, not awkward as in romantic awkward, but like the this-is-weird awkward.
Yoh was literally crying a flood, a puddle forming at his feet. He was weeping, while clinging to the front of my coat. Of course, that also meant he was ruining my jacket but I am not mad at him for that.
I bet Anna would be soooo mad if she saw this.
It is a good thing she is apparently absent at the moment. I say at the moment because I already know her. She is definitely not going to handle missing Yoh for very long.
Yoh will no doubt encounter her soon. Possibly, very soon. Probably on his way to Patch-whatever-village.
… Um, what am I supposed to do in this kind of situation?
I could stomp around in the puddles like I suggested earlier. Or I could shake him off like a he is a clingy puppy.
…
This is a moment of intense thinking. This is a rare occurrence and only happens once in a millennium. Not an exaggeration. Please do not interrupt.
…
Oh! Oh! I know! I know! Me! Me!
Wait, why am I acting like one of those jumpy kids in school?
And yelling at myself on top of that.
I guess I will never understand myself. Oh well, I must be a very complex person.
Anyway, I know how to handle the situation.
I will cry too. It is called sympathy.
Thank you! Thank you all so very much! I always knew I was a genius.
"I missed you too!" I whined.
My eyes watered and then, it was like, BOOM!, and I was sobbing. My tears contributed to the big puddle at our feet.
You know, I always wondered if someone could drown in their own tears. I guess they could. I just hope it is not me.
I never knew I could cry so many tears. There were just so many, forming in the bottom of my eyes and spilling over, sliding down my cheeks. Quite impressive if I must say so myself.
I wrapped my arms around Yoh and nuzzled my head in his hair. Of course this is done in a friendly matter.
No matter how much I think brunettes are hot, I would never lay a hand on Yoh. No way in hell would I ever, ever consider interfering with Yoh and Anna's relationship.
Now, on the other hand, Yoh's twin brother, Hao, is a whole other story. He's free and totally hot. Okay, so he is evil, but can we ignore that for now? Besides, I happen to like the bad boys.
Yoh's hair is very soft. Hm…smells like watermelons…Yum.
Remind me to ask what kind of shampoo he uses.
The funny thing is that while all this was happening, I completely forgot my need to go to the bathroom.
I guess that will just have to wait.
End of chapter four.
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