Comment: Peter and shuri try to educate steve in the wonderful world of memes.

Please reference lots of memes. – Stark-staffie

Alright, lez do it.

Prompt: Peter and Shuri try and educate Steve with memes. (Idk how to word that…)

LES GET INTO IT.

EX DEEEEEEEE (I just had a bunch of sugar)

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Steve was just cooking lunch like every other normal day. Cooking for a house of super heros, some with huge appetites and others with enhanced metabolisms, plus there's two teenagers, it takes a while. Steve just settled on biking pasta and making meat sauce to go with it. All was going well until he decided to check his phone.

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PeterliciousParkervicious: Hey Steve I'm hungry.

Steve: Hold on, I'm almost done kiddo.

PeterliciousParkervicious: whatcha making?

Steve: Pasta with meat sauce.

PeterliciousParkervicious: Sounds good, thanks Stevie :D

Steve: No problem kiddie. ;)

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As soon as he was about to put his phone down he felt a kick in the back of his legs, causing him to fold over onto the ground.

"BAHAHAHA! YOU FOLDED HIM OH MY GOSH!" Peter cackled.

Shuri was rolling on the floor, laughing so hard there were tears in her eyes. "I-I can't breathe!"

"AHAHAHAHAHA!"

Steve just got up and stared at the two, his cheeks heating up in embarrassment. Once they calmed down they decided it was a good time to say something.

"How did you take down Captain America?" Shuri asked.

"Wha-" Steve was cut off by Peter.

"We shot him in ze legs because his shield iz the size of a dinner plate and he's an idiot."

Once again, the teens were laughing so hard they were crying.

"BROOOO IM DYING!" Shuri yelled through laughs.

Steve just stood there, a mix of hurt and confusion on a face.

"I'm ganna go…."

Peter then webbed his hands and legs together.

"Oh no you don't." He said with a smirk on his face.

"Peter what are you…?"

Shuri then stabbed him with a sedative, causing captain to go to sleep.

"Welp, I'm not carrying that, you can." Shuri said as she threw the needle onto the floor.

"Why me?"

"Because- I-I got homework." Shuri replied.

"What homework? You don't even go to fuckin- I'm ganna pretend you didn't even say that."

"You said it, own it."

"You've been watching too much doctor Phil."

"What do you mean, you said the exact same thing to Tony when he asked you to go to Germany." Shuri smirked. Peters eyes suddenly widened.

"How do you even know that!?"

"I have my ways….."

"Whatever."

"DON'T FORGET TO CARRY CAP!"

"Ok, ok. Yeesh."

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Steve opened his eyes slowly and found himself in a dark room. He was tied to a chair and there was duck tap over his mouth. The only light source was above his head, illuminating only him. Suddenly, there was a noise.

"Who's there?!" Cap tried to yell but forgot he had tape on his mouth, so it was muffled. Licking his lips though help the duck tape become loose enough to fall off.

"I said, who's there?" He tried again.

With a bit of hesitation, two figures seemed to have jumped down from the ceiling, landing in a super hero like pose. Only their silhouettes Could be seen in the darkness.

"Hello captain…" came a deep voice from the person on the right.

"What do you want." Steve boomed in a serious voice.

"I would like a couple things actually. Listen to me and I will set you free." The sound of a key rang throughout the room.

"You do realize I'm a part of the avengers right, I'm not going down without a fight."

"Oh, but we've already handled them." The other figure began talking. It was a low feminine voice.

"What the fuck did you do!" Steve voice raising, venom seeping from it.

"Let me get some things straight. I want you to pay attention, or else you might never see the light of day again. You don't want anything to happen to your loved ones now do you?" The females voice sounding sly.

"I'll do anything just don't hurt them." Steve pleaded.

"That's right. Now, we have a bit of things to teach you."

"So you better or prepared."

"Three…"

Steve began struggling in the chair, trying to break from the ties.

"Two…"

He struggled more, almost getting out until the chair strapped vibranium cuffs around his wrists.

"One…"

"Fuck!" Steve yelled.

Suddenly, the lights turned on revealing a laughing peter and Shuri.

"Language." Shuri laughed.

"F-Friday turn off intimidation mode!" Peter giggled.

"Alright, Peter."

Steve hadn't fully comprehended what had happened yet do he just, once again, stared at the teens until they calmed down.

"YOU SHOULD OF SEEN YOUR FACE!" Shuri cackled.

"O-oh my god. I'm dyinggg."

"What the hell!" Steve yelled. If he hadn't been restrained, he might've accidentally punch peter right in the face.

"Whoa whoa whoa! Chill grandpa, daaaaang." Peter actually looked kind of scared.

"Peter. Shuri. Unlock me now. Or I will tell tony to block your devices from the WiFi." Steve warned.

"How about, no." Shuri sassed back.

"You can't tell Tony anything while you're in this room. You can't get out without us." Peter had an evil gleam in his eyes, very uncharacteristic but so is everything that has happened today.

"Kids, seriously. What is this."

"School."

"What?"

"Welcome to your class of memeology." Shuri introduced.

"Meme-a-what?"

"Do you need hearing aids? We said memeology! That's what we will be teaching you!" Peter laughed.

"You shouldn't treat your elders like this." Steve said under his breath.

"I heard that Steve. Remember, super hearing. And technically we can say what we want because nobody can get in or out without this baby." Peter said swinging the key around his finger, smirking.

"Friday, play despacito." Peter and Shuri began doing fortnite dances.

Steve sent peter a glare that could kill, making Peter instantly flatter.

"Ok ok we will let you out just not yet, we gatta teach you. Sorry." Peter felt bad now. He just never really had authority over anyone since he's the youngest avenger and the youngest in the whole building. Peter was only 14 while Shuri was 16 so he always felt like he was babied.

"I don't have all day." Steve grumbled, still visibly angry.

"Ok damn." Peter mumbled.

Peter and Shuri walked up to a wall that just happened to have a smart board on it. In the board, it read memeology history.

"First things first, memes are an art. They are literally the reason I haven't drunk the bleach under the sink yet." Shuri stated.

"I'm sorry wha-" once again, Steve was interrupted.

"Was it lemon flavored?" Peter asked raising an eyebrow.

"You know it." Shuri winked.

"Eskitit!" Peter fist pumped Shuri.

Steve looked pale, he didn't know whether or not Peter and Shuri were joking.

"Are you guys suicidal…?" He asked.

Peter and Shuri just looked at each other.

"We got a lot of work to do…." Shuri face palmed.

After about 30 minutes of Steve being concerned for Peter and Shuri's mental health and the teens trying to explain, the teens just decided to begin teaching.

"Dead memes. Don't bring them up or I will hang myself with toilet tissue and drink that bleach over there in the corner." Shuri stated.

"Ok ok hold on I'm still confused with what this so called "meme" is. Like what's the point?" Steve asked.

"Not everything has a point, nor needs one. But memes are pretty much what modern day kids who aren't uncultured swines like to look at or watch as entertainment." Peter concluded.

"So a joke…?"

"No it's a fucking ART! THEY ARE LIFE! Damn, you're slow." Shuri sighed.

Steve just looked as if he'd been slapped across the face.

"I'm sorry Steve." Shuri said sincerely. "It's just been a stressful week."

"You're a 16 year old who doesn't have to pay bills, doesn't go to school, and gets to play in labs all day inventing stuff. While I just got embarrassed several times, knocked out, and "kidnapped" in my own fucking home to a room in the same building I didn't even know existed. Wtf do u mean it's been a stressful week?" Steve asked in a stern yet soft voice.

"Who else do you think cut out all these memes and put them all over the walls?" She asked, genuinely feeling bad for saying that to Steve.

Steve then noticed how the room was completely covered in a bunch of memes from Jones BBQ and foot massage to Fuck your chicken strips.

"Wow…" Steve said with a straight face, looking kind of bored. He then yawned.

"I know right, isn't it amazing!?" Peter jumped around excitedly, accidentally knocking over a glass full of water.

"THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU!" Shuri yelled.

Steve's eyes widened. Steve knew Peters parents were dead and thought it would be a sensitive topic. But when peter busted out laughing along with Shuri, Steve just about died. He had enough.

"Let me out right now! I am serious! You guys are driving me crazy!"

The teens stopped laughing and stared at him. Their expression blank.

"Would you like a sprite cranberry?" Peter asked after a long uncomfortable silence.

"What?"

"Seems as if you aren't a very comprehending person. This will take a while. Your dinner will be fucking chicken strips and a sprite cranberry." Shuri said as she started heading towards the door.

"Fuck your damn chicken strips." Steve retorted.

Slowly, peter and Shuri turned towards Steve with the biggest grins on their faces.

"OMG STEVIE YOURE GETTING IT!" Peter and Shuri squealed as they hugged Steve.

"Um…?!" Steve was not used to hugs. Felt kind of nice coming from the teens.

"I think you'll live to see another day." Shuri wiped a fake tear off he face.

"Teenagers." Steve rolled his eyes.

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Steve had been sleeping, and was rudely woken up to a kid screaming Gucci gang. Startled Steve choked on his drool and went into a coughing fit.

"Morning Cap! It turns out we forgot to turn off the stove while you were cooking and knocked you out, so Tony came home to a mini fire and the rest of the team locked us in our rooms for the night. So…. You're ganna have to deal with this knock off Aldi radon bran called "wheat flakes with raisins". No milk by the way."

"Peter can you at least unchain me. Please."

"Fine."

Peter then unchanged the cuffs and Steve was free from his seat.

"Thank you." Steve smiled and stretched.

"We aren't done. This process is going too slow for my liking so grab your clout goggles and bleach because you're in for a treat."

"What do y-"

"Ok." Peter interrupted and shoved some technologically enhanced clout goggles onto Steve's face and played a vine compilation in that was set to repeat 50 times before Steve can stop watching. It was a bit brainwashing, but beneficial to their goal of making Ateve somewhat a meme god.

"Looks like my work here is done." Peter wiped his hands on his pants and left the room.

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(8 hours later)

The clout goggles were finally retracted from Steve's face after 8 hours of memes. Steve was horrified yet intrigued by them, but he also memorized every single one. Shuri and peter then walked in with some more bran flakes and began quizzing Steve in the vines and memes he had watched.

"Ok Steve, test time!" Shuri cheered.

"Yippe." Steve was exhausted and tired, staring at a screen up close and non stop for 8 hours makes you exhausted. "Wait, FRIDAY GET TONY!"

"Steve we disabled Friday for you." Peter responded.

"Damn it."

"Anyways, we are going to start off the vine/meme and you will finish it. You fail, you don't leave." Shuri stated.

"You brainwashed me with your crap, I'm going to get it right. Just let me leave this room." Steve was getting desperate.

"1, 2, 3, 4…" peter began.

"How many hoes are in my store? I knoWwWw you're fucking." Steve replied, wondering where he went wrong end up here.

"I got it bitches!" Shuri read.

"ChocolateVanillaSwirlWithCookieCrunchFlakes!"

"Wow he's actually pretty good." Peter said out loud.

Peter and Shuri kept testing Steve for a good 4 hours until they were exhausted.

"I think he is on the right path to becoming a meme god." Shuri told peter.

"Alright grandpa we have one more test. Avengers dinner. We need you to act like the best meme lord there was in the house hold. But first take a shower, you smell like ass." Peter concluded as he unlocked the door slowing Steve to come out.

As Steve walked out he swore he heard the birds singing and the sun was shining through the window, the most beautiful scenery outside an-

"Grandpa, snap out of it. It's almost dinner." Shuri laughed.

"Ugh." Steve groaned.

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"Steve! Where have you been?" Sam asked as Steve approached the kitchen table. Everyone's eyes went to look back at him.

"I-uh-I don't really know Per se… but I'm back and that's what matter right?" Steve scratched the back of his head which was still wet from his shower.

Everyone just stared quizzically, accept for the teens which had a smirk on their faces. T'Challa noticed this and rolled his eyes.

The dinner was relatively going well until, peter dropped his glass on the floor.

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(Flashback)

"I know right, isn't it amazing!?" Peter jumped around excitedly, accidentally knocking over a glass full of water.

"THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU!" Shuri yelled.

Steve's eyes widened. Steve knew Peters parents were dead and thought it would be a sensitive topic. But peter began busting out laughing with Shuri.

(End flashback)

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Steve smirked.

"THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU!"

The room went dead silent until Steve Peter and Shuri bursted our laughing.

"Mom I have something to tell you." Steve said looking directly at Natasha.

"What the fu-"

"I got an a-bor-tion." Steve said as he danced like a robot.

"What the fuck is going on?"

Steve then saw a pile of printed memes Shuri and Peter had brought and threw them all over the table.

"Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, because Steve's woke fuckers!" Throwing on his clout goggles Peter Shuri and Steve began doing Fortnite dances around the table.

"What."

"The."

"Fuck."

Everyone was staring in shock as the usually boring grandpa has turned into a meme god.

"Friday, play despacito!"

Steve began doing the worm while Shuri did Orange justice and Peter was shooting.

One the song turned off, the teens and Steve walked away to their rooms like nothing happened.

"…"

"…"

*cough*

"…"

"I'm sorry, WHAT THE FU-"

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