Annoy Tifa
Let's lower her self esteem too! I mean, hey, I did it to the super hot Vincent.
Ask her how many procedures she's gone through
Poke Poke
Are they real?
Tell her cloud will never love her
Say she has bigger boobs than dolly parton
Remind her that she got creamed by Loz
Call her an idiot for not telling cloud what REALLY happened at Nibelheim
Ask her if she has back pain
Tell her Aeris is prettier
Tell her that Aeris got to go on a date with cloud at the golden saucer
Describe the date in perfect detail
Prank Call strife delivery service
Tell her she should change seventh heaven to hooter's
