Annoy Tifa

Let's lower her self esteem too! I mean, hey, I did it to the super hot Vincent.

Ask her how many procedures she's gone through

Poke Poke

Are they real?

Tell her cloud will never love her

Say she has bigger boobs than dolly parton

Remind her that she got creamed by Loz

Call her an idiot for not telling cloud what REALLY happened at Nibelheim

Ask her if she has back pain

Tell her Aeris is prettier

Tell her that Aeris got to go on a date with cloud at the golden saucer

Describe the date in perfect detail

Prank Call strife delivery service

Tell her she should change seventh heaven to hooter's