Don't own, don't sue, no money
"Now for the Speed tournament. The contestants must run the 40 yard dash, grab their flag, and then run back. The first one to do so wins!" Suzuna says. "Hah, I got this game in my pocket." Riku says confidently and Hiruma laughs. "Kukuku, run infront of me and I'll fucking shoot your ass full of lead, fucking white shrimp." Hiruma says and the rest of the contestants get a little nervous. The nervousness increases when they see Cerberos guarding the flags. Hiruma laughs evilly. "Alright, ready, steady, go!" Suzuna shouts.
Riku and Shin decide to try and run in front of Hiruma, but stopped quickly when bullets started grazing their inner thighs, far to close to their groins. Hiruma is then tackled my Kakei, and his machine gun flies away from his hand. The others take the oppertunity to run ahead and Hiruma pulls out his bazooka from where ever it is that he keeps his guns. (Me: Suzuna, where does Hiru-kun keep his guns? Suzuna: You-nii, you know, I'm not sure. It's probably the same place Bugs Bunny keeps his carrots! Me:--')
Need less to say, the resulting explosion causes everyone else to go flying and Hiruma cackles as he gets his flag easily from Cerberos and goes back to the finish line, only to tie with Riku, who was slightly charred from the explosion. "Hiruma, you bastard! That could have killed someone!" Riku shouts as Shin also makes it across the finish line while the rest where fighting with Cerberos. Hiruma just laughs until Suzuna comes over, handing them 3 speedos with 'The Sena Games' along with a picture of Sena on the butt. "What the fuck is this fucking Cheerleader?" Hiruma asks. "It's the swimsuit for the next game. This way Sena can get a good eye full." Suzuna says as the rest of the guys finish the race, each in worse shape then the last, and Marco had to be rescued because Cerberos seemed to think he smelled like food and wouldn't leave him alone, even after he finished.
Suzuna calls for a small break for the contestants to change and so the medics can rebandage a few of them. In the changing room, their is a lot of discussion over whose cock is the biggest. With much smack talk and a ruler, it is decided that Kakei is the biggest, (Not really a surprise, he does tower over most of them) and Riku is the smallest. (Still not surprising, he's Sena sized)
"Hey, will you lot hurry up? The crowd is getting restless max." Monta says, being the only one willing to go into the locker room with a bunch of changing, athletic gay men. "Give us a minute, fucking monkey." Hiruma says and Monta frowns at them all. "You where all fighting over who's biggest, weren't you?" Monta asks and gets scowled at before the now speedo clad contestants follow him to the pool. This causes many fangirls, gays, and sexually confused teen boys to have nose bleeds or pass out and foam at the mouth. Medics have to help about half of the audience.
"Sorry to make you wait folks, now for the 4th game! Contestants will swim 3 laps around the pool, each lap they'll have to stop and answer a question asked by the Devil bat cheerleaders, to make things fair, all questions have been reviewed by the judges and Sena before hand and will be randomly choosen. Ready, set, Go!" Suzuna shouts, blasting the air horn.
Kakei is the first to get a lap done, and for obvious reasons, Mizumachi swam so much, of course he'd get his best friend to swim with him. "Who is the author of War and Peace?" The cheerleader he had been assigned asks and he looks at her blankly as everyone else catches up. (All unanswered questions will be answered at the bottom, this is number 1) Juumonji is the next to reach his check point. "Who is the creator of Hellsing?" His cheerleader asks. "Hah! I know this, Kohta Hirano!" He says before getting the okay to go on, mentally, Juumonji thanks Toganou's manga addiction.
Hiruma also reachs the check point. "What is pi to 10 places?" His cheerleader asks and Kakei secretly thinks that he won't be the only one unable to answer his question. "3.1415926546." Hiruma answers and everyone looks surprised when he gets to go on. "Well that answers the questions of weather or not Hiruma's a genius or not." Mamori mutters and Monta nods. It had been a popular subject, because Hiruma had homework slaves, many thought he was stupid, but if you looked at the schemes he came up with, some thought he was a genius.
Agon is the next to get to the check point. "Who wrote, directed, and produced 'The Breakfast Club'?(2)" His cheerleader asks and he scowls, not knowing the answer and sits on the edge of the pool with Kakei, since both where out of the running. Riku comes up. "What is the name of Sena's cat?" His cheerleader asks. "Pitt!" He answers and is given the go ahead. Marco is then stopped. "What is the name of Largofan's betta?" His cheerleader asks and he is also taken out of the running. (I couldn't help not asking this one, it's number 3) Shin, Rui, and Akaba all reach the check point at the same time. Shin's question is, Who is Eragon's Uncle's oldest nephew? Rui's question is, In the bible, who killed Abel? While Akaba is asked, Who is John Keats(4)? Shin thinks for a minute and then remembers Sakuraba and Takami talking about the book and how it was surprising the Eragon's older brother was "Murtagh." Shin answers and goes on with his next lap. Rui also answers his question right, not because he read the bible, but because he read Angel Sancutary. "His brother Cain." Rui answers and goes on with his next lap. Akaba can't answer. "Fuu." He says as he joins Agon, Kakei and Marco. Koutarou comes in last, seconds behind Kakei (Most of this happened at about the same time, just so you know). "Who wrote the Tell-tale heart?" His cheerleader asks and he remembers Julie's Poe phase. "Edgar Allen Poe." He answers and is allowed to go on.
By the next lap, Shin had made up time and is now first. "Who was the original James Bond(5)?" Shin thinks, he knew what James Bond was, but he couldn't remember who was the first actor, so he's out. Hiruma comes in next. "In America, they call amefuto Football, what do they refer to football as?" "Soccer." Hiruma answers and is allowed to go on. Riku and Juumonji come in at the same time. Riku is asked, "What is the name of the Japanese Civil war that happened in the years of 1868-1869(6)? To which he is stumped and taken out. Juumonji is asked, What is the name of the feudal military government that ruled Japan from 1603 to 1867? To his surprise, Juumonji knew this one, they had covered in class, and since Hiruma would kill him if he couldn't play amefuto if he was failing, he had been paying attention. "Tokugawa Bafuku." He answers and is allowed to go on. Rui and Koutarou come in last. Koutarou is asked, Who is the popular horror novelist who wrote 'The Shinning'? To which he answers Stephen King. Rui is asked, Who is the Russian philosopher who using the idea of 'Godmanhood' tried to synthesize religion, scientific knowledge, and mystical experience?(7) He is stumped and taken out.
The only 3 still in all finish their last lap at the same time. Hiruma is asked, Which State of the United states was the last to become a state? Juumonji is asked, In Norse mythology, what are Odin's raven's names(8)? And Koutarou is asked How many centimeters are in 1 inch? Hiruma and Koutarou answer correctly at the same time with their answers of Hawii and 2.54 cm.
"Wow, we weren't expecting this, we have a second tie! Now we'll break for lunch and let our contestants eat, have the medics check them over, and change into their costumes for the cosplay games!"
Well, here's the next part, I'm sorry it was so late, but it's longer then my normal ones, so forgive me, here are the answers that stumped the poor guys.
1) Leo Tolstoy is the one who wrote 'War and Peace'
2) John Hughes is the genius behind 'The Breakfast Club', along with the movie 'Sixteen Candles'
3) Dorian is the name of my betta
4) John Keats is an English Poet
5) Sean Connery was the 1st James Bond
6) The Boshin war was the civil war in Japan in 1868-1869
7) Vladimir Segeyevich Solovyov was the Russian philosopher
8) Finally, Odin's ravens' names are Hugin, Thought, and Munin, Memory
I now feel like such a nerd, please remember to vote, and I won't be showing the results any more until the end because it's starting to hurt my head trying to remember which votes I've counted and which I haven't, so yeah, right now though, Riku is in the lead and Hiruma is in second, want someone else to win, vote for them like mad!
