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Author's Note: Yeah. It took me forever to publish a new chapter... I've been awfully busy with school work and musical. I'm stil busy with school work, but I still wrote this. ENJOY!

Dedicated to: Nehebka, Markulin, and all my other fans!

The drunks in the Leaky Cauldron seemed to be mistaking the rape for a play, as they cheered Hermione on. After she was done her business, wiped her hands clean and flooed to her beautiful London home...

"I'm home!" shouted Hermione as she stepped out of her marble fireplace.
Hermione walked towards the kitchen to look for a pack of yummycherrygum. Instead of finding a delicious pack of yummycherrygum, she found her dad having sex with her mom on the kitchen table. Her conscience was debating whether to join in the action or walk away silently, so she won't have to ask what they were doing. I'm pretty sure you all know which option Hermione chose so I don't have to bother saying it... What the hell! I'll say it anyways! SHE JOINED THE ORGY! More specifically, she joined in the left side of her mother and started groping her violently...

"Hunny. Hunny! HUNNY!" yelled her mother, "I told you not to join in any of our orgies!"

"But mom! Everyone else is doing it!" argued Hermione.

"I DON'T CARE!" screamed Mrs. Granger, as Mr. Granger was performing a very complex number 24601 on her while standing up.

Hermione was pissed. First, she doesn't get any yummycherrygum, and then she can't join in a family orgy! Things like that ALWAYS happen to her! She looked out the window to see her neighbours enjoying a beautiful family orgy, which included their daughter, on their front lawn. Hermione sighed. Maybe I should just give up in the sex industry, thought Hermione, Wait! What am I saying! I can't give up! I can rape as many people as I want in Hogwarts! And school starts in a week! In addition, I was made Head Girl, so I can wander the halls at night and rape anyone I want! Hermione was back to her perverted self and decided to go upstairs in her chamber to enjoy some of her favourite "Nubians Gone Wild" tapes. She dashed through the stairs and kicked her door open. Unfortunately, she saw something that really turned her hormones off and I'm sure you'd think that it was impossible. On her very bed, Aaron Carter was making not-so-sweet anal love with her cherished stuffed animals.

"BLERGHAHAHAHAHA!" shrieked Hermione in pure agony, as the low-life, Aaron Carter, was continuing his actions.

"Mhmhmmhmm Rene... MMMHMMHM!" moaned Aaron, as he gave himself pleasure.

Hermione could not handle it anymore. She got her magic dildo out and cursed the hell out of the maniac.

"Take that, you piece of waste matter excreted by the kidneys, in humans being a yellowish, slightly acid, watery fluid!" rambled Hermione, in pure hatred.

Thankfully, Aaron Carter, terrified, left as soon as possible and continued the making of another lame album. Hermione was devastated. All of her childhood toys were covered in a rather thick, red liquid. At least I still have my Nubians Gone Wild collection, thought Hermione, rather gloomily. As she strutted towards her mountain of extremely disgusting pornography, she noticed an owl taking a dump on her school bag.

"Shoo! SHOO!!!" yelled Hermione.

"HOOT! HOOT!" fluttered the owl.

Suddenly, Hermione realized that the extremely white owl was none other than Harry's owl, Hedwig, carrying a letter on its left paw. Hermione grabbed the bird violently and ripped its leg off, in order to open the letter. The owl did some more owl noises and flew out the window, bleeding uncontrollably.

"This better be important" said Hermione, as she opened the letter.

Dear Hermione,

Since school starts in around a week, I was wondering if you wanted to go buy our school stuff with me. I know you have no life, so meet me RIGHT NOW outside the Leaky Cauldron. Don't forget to put a tampon on... it's your time-of-the-month.

Your sex buddy,

Harry

"A boy who knows my menstrual cycle? Oh! He knows me! He really knows me!" shrieked Hermione, in pure joy as she shoved a tampon between her legs.

In roughly 5 minutes, Hermione had apparated right in front of the Leaky Cauldron, dressed up as a tramp and ready for some action.


Author's Comment: I hope you enjoyed the story. Feel free to give me ideas on what to include in my next chapter. REVIEW D