I had never seen Justitia so happy. All I remembered was Justitia bouncing around like Pinkie Pie and thanking me for creating Tartarus. I didn't want to tell her that Havoc was involved in it, so I just sat in my room for a while, taking care of Philomena. 'Tia sent me a letter with an abacus in it, too!

"That abacus right there?" Falling Star asked.

I facehoofed. "Let's just skip to the part that the Hearth's Warming Eve depicted before I get a migraine."

When Clover the Clever, Private Pansy, and Smart Cookie lit the Fires of Friendship for the first time, that was my mother who came down to defeat the Windigos. When 'Tia sensed it, she gave me a piggy back ride. I gave her Philomena. All of our siblings were laughing, even though Justitia wasn't as happy as when she found out about Tartarus. Pandora wanted to sacrifice Clover, Pansy, and Cookie, but Justitia gave her three souls from Tartarus in their place.

Then the deer had a civil war. It was because of them that we ponies have to manage nature.

"But what about places like the Everfree Forest?"

"ANYWAY…"

Strife once released a being on another world. A squid-like creature called Bellum, which sucked the life force out of humans.

The Celestial War was worse than the deer war by a long shot.

The war was tragic. Regina whispered, "Galaxia. Take Celestia and Luna and go."

But Havoc blocked our path. "YOU'vE meT wITh a TerriblE faTE, haven't yoU?"

Discord quickly reasoned with Havoc, but he didn't listen. 'Tia and I hid in Galaxia's wings, and Regina battled Havoc. The shockwave knocked 'Tia and I away from Galaxia. I don't remember what happened next, except that I created the kite that led Sky Wishes to the rainbow waterfall. The pegasi had different theories about it. Some say it was the gate to Tartarus. Some say there was a void. All I know is that when 'Tia heard Sky Wishes' wish, that was when pegasi returned to the world.

And one pony named Shady… she gave birth to Discord. Don't ask how it happened. But Heart Throb left Paradise Estate. One pegasus named Flutterbye would eventually fuse with Posey to make Fluttershy. And Whizzer's descendant is Spitfire.

The unicorn trio was also very powerful: Galaxy, who had a gift from me; Twilight; and Mimic. There were Firefly, Wind Whistler, and Surprise. And Applejack the First was also part of it. You know how Twilight Sparkle is 'Tia's faithful student? Galaxy was mine.

Even fully grown, I was still scared. I slept like anypony else at first, and 'Tia was an animal magnet. Wind Whistler once hurt my feelings, and Discord made me feel better. I learned more about the night, but I was a better artist than 'Tia.

Both I and Discord were shocked when 'Tia moved the sun for the first time. I once saw into Discord's nightmare, where I saw… a world snake chasing him. I saw Shady playing with him, but then I realized that wasn't a world snake. That was Discord.

I saw both of His Parents, who killed Discord and the giant Discord. I was afraid of him. I then went off to find Mother and Galaxia.

"Mother, there's a problem with Discord! I saw a strange vision of two Discords, and him getting eaten by his own Parents!" We went back to his room only to find that he teleported. About 5 minutes later, something strange happened.

Somehow, 'Tia, Galaxia, and I were teleported to a desert. Just before Discord arrived, Galaxia used a memory spell so I could regain the rest of my powers. And I returned all of 'Tia's memories.

When we returned to Paradise Estate, Discord had made a barrier around the place. According to Firefly, most of them have escaped, and when 'Tia, Galaxia, and I looked inside, it was worse than Ponyville.

I wasn't prepared for what happened next. He knocked me into a rock, almost breaking my back.

"So, Lulu, what's it like to feel a happy childhood stolen away from you with one spell? I bet you really appreciate nana for that."

"SHUT UP!" I snarled, shooting lightning at him. But he quickly reflected it towards Galaxia.

"Oh! Look what your spell did! You must not like Galaxia all that much for forcing all those awful memories back on you!"

"Shut-up-shut-up-shut-up!" I snapped, diving at Discord.

"TORO!" Discord waved a red cape right into my face, sending me flying.

A dozen tiny stars formed around Discord, and then shot through him from every direction at the same time a bubble form around his head, cutting off his voice and his air.

"It's time for you to take a very, very, very long nap Discord." Galaxia said.

Discord mutely hissed and snarled as he was turning blue in the face.

Then he teleported, the bubble around his head teleported with him. But he had teleported right in front of Galaxia. He then smashed it against Galaxia's horn, he got an eye poked out, but he erased that damage quickly enough.

"But I don't feel tired."

"That's what you always say."

At that point. It degenerated into pure madness.

'Tia was inside the house, helping everypony else inside.

I kept fighting Discord alongside Galaxia, and Firefly came in about to help. "FIREFLY! LOOK OUT!" I screamed, jumping in her way. It was so painful I couldn't describe the pain. It felt like having a world snake slamming into me at full speed.

My faithful student finally found her way out though, with the help of Mimic and Spike, who held the Rainbow of Light around his neck.

And we retreated. After all, they thought Discord was a member of their family who had lost his mind. But when we teleported away, his magic kept us from taking Shady.

"Lemme go! We gotta go back for her! Surprise is still there too!" Firefly shouted as we held her down from committing suicide.

"Surprise isn't there anymore," 'Tia whispered.

We tried to find Surprise. But she or Discord had apparently gone to extra lengths to make sure she wasn't found.

Twilight and Applejack found us. They only said that Surprise was safe. They wouldn't talk more about it. At that moment, Philomena lost her last feather. Nopony knew she was a phoenix, just a red quetzal.

"If Masquerade was here she's say that that Discord had to be an impostor, and I'd agree with her," Posey said.

"I'm afraid the Dissey we've known is the impostor," I told her. We had only lost Philomena in the battle.

Discord soon began the hellish 1000 years of chaos. Nopony knew about Discord. I feared about what Mimic thought of me now that she knew the truth.

I don't want to go into the horrific details of the 1000 years, but it was less boring than the moon for sure!

Discord soon killed all the flutter ponies except for Queen Rosedust, a good friend of 'Tia. He gave her immortality with a needle in her heart. He made the sea into the Mild West.

My faithful student Galaxy gave 'Tia a great plan. It worked. We confronted Discord and Shady at the Broken Lands, which was once a canyon where a troll that had magic coins lived.

I soon battled Shady, who resembled a Nightmare now. "I am the one and only night." I used forbidden magic and other types that I can't describe to you. Twilight soon used the butterfly wings spell so we could all fight Discord in the air. And with Discord distracted, we used the Rainbow of Light at its full power, turning him to stone, where his statue hit the sandstone.