Author's Note: Oh. Yes, I feel like I'm on a roll. Feeling very suave today. I know what suave means and I'm not actually suave at all. Really. Well lets get on with the show. Wait... didn't I say that the first post. Not very origional material now is it. NO. No it's not.

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Anyways, lets just go. Rambling on...


Naruto was running and stopped.

"That was a rush! eh Sasuke? Sasuke?" He turned to see that Sasuke wasn't fallowing him anymore. "Oh, Shit." Naruto turned back around and started to run again when he smashed into Hinata. "Oh, hi Hinata." She blushed and asked,

"Uh... where, where are you going in such a hurry Naruto?"

"Heh. To save my ass." he replied smiling and ran off in the direction of the girls dorm room. Naruto I could save your ass Hinata thought, but Naruto was allready gone.


Itachi, Kisame, Kankuro, and Sasuke sat tied up on the floor in the middle of Sakura and Ino's room. They sat wondering what was going to happen to them when they heard the girls coming.

"Allright! Sasuke. Time to lose your virginity to me." Sakura said. Shit thought Sasuke as he wondered how his terrible rape was going to be.

"No! He'll lose his virginity to me." argued Ino.

"No me!" another girl yelled.

"Dude! These chicks are totally awesome." Itachi screamed with glee. I have to come here more often Kankuro thought as he watched the cat fight.

"Wow man! Dude wait... your still a virgin." Kisame interupted looking in Sasuke's direction.

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Everyone stared at Sasuke.

"Uh... No... I've done it with lots of girls." Sasuke yelled.

"Sasuke. I'm your brother. I can tell if your lieing." said Itachi with a slight smirk on his face.

"Dude... I say you stay here, get wasted, and become a man." Kankuro said to Sasuke.

"But I am a man." wined Sasuke.

"Not untill you do it." replied Kisame.

"Scru you all." yelled Sasuke when...

"psst. psst... guys it's me Naruto. I'm here to rescue you guys." whispered Naruto

"Hey, that's Naruto's voice... GET HIM!" yelled the fan girls. Oh shit thought Naruto as he tried to escape. He wasn't to successful considering Sakura was to quick for him and stopped him in his tracks by punching him in the face.

"Hey let's get Hinata." Ino said.

"Why?" Sakura asked.

"Because she likes him."

"I like him." said an ackward sounding voice coming from behind them in the doorway. They turned to see a girl with long black hair and big, thick eyebrows. They all raised their brows and asked,

"K...What's your name?"

"Leesha" replied the repulsivaley ugly girl who remarkabley resembled a guy named Lee. They could even be twins... Hinata walked through the door.

"I... uh... heard Naruto was here..." said Hinata quietly almost to the point where you couldn't hear her. Crap... this wasn't part of the plan Lee thought... Oops! I mean... Leesha. Naruto sat on the ground beside Sasuke and the other guys when he saw sand occupying the space infront of him.

"Hey Sasuke! I think were about to get outta here." he nodded towards the sand when suddenley the lights flickered and went out. A huge crash was heard and the lights came back on. Sasuke and Naruto were gone. Gaara flew through the air holding Sasuke and Naruto by the back of their collars.

"Whew." Sasuke let out a big sigh. "Finally I'm out of that horrible place."

"Yah, It figures that I would have to help you fools-" Gaara stopped in mid sentance eyes widened. "What the... who's feeling my ass!" Gaara shouted. Lee, or "Leesha" was on Gaara's back blushing with droll coming out of hisor "her" mouth and blood spilling out of his or "her" nose.

"Oh my &(ing god!" Gaara flew into a wall. Lee or "Leesha" fell off and Naruto slammed into a pole. While Sasuke slammed into the ground scrapping his knee. Gaara peeled himself from the wall and ran for it. Turning the corner he smashed straight into a girl.


Shikamaru was helping Temari unpack. He had helped her move things around in her room and was now waiting for Temari to return with some more of her possesions. Temari entered the room carrying a large suitcase. She brought it over to him and plopped it down beside him. Shikamaru turned his head and looked at Temari. She just smiled down at him and put her hands on her hips.

"What?"

"Nothing." replied Shikamaru as he continued to un pack her collection od CD's. Temari knelt down beside Shikamaru and unzipped the suitcase. She lifted the lid and her clothes showed inside. Right on top lied her well placed under garmets. A nice silk black bra and panties layed on top of everything. (You know what they say about black undies...he he... Nevermind) Shikamaru turned to look inside and choked. He dropped a CD and snapped back to reality (ulp there goes gravity... Nevermind) to catch it. Temari got up and went over to her dresser and slid open the top drawyer.

"You allright Shika?" asked Temari.

"Yah. I'm fine." (Sure are...he, he...right?) answered Shikamaru, sweat beeding slowly down his forehead.

"Well that's good. You look a little-"

"No I'm fine" interupted Shikamaru as he wiped his face with the back of his hand.

"Good! Well could you pass me my bras and socks. You toss 'em over and I'l catch them and place them here in this drawyer." Shocked, he looked up at her with his mouth slightly open, eyes wide. "In less you want me to toss and you place them in" Temari said raising one eyebrow.

"Uh... no, no, I'll toss." he replied shyly. He put down the CD's and turned towards the suitcase. He slowly picked up the bra and paused. Temari smirked and put her hand out.

"Toss it over here Shika-baby. No matter how much you stare at it your not going keep it." Shikamaru looked up at her quickly with a surprised look on his face. He then hesitantley turned his head back towards the suitcase and chuckled.

"Right." He picked up the panties too and tossed them over.