Do not own Naruto. Do I have to say this when I write new chapters? Or stuff idk



It's Tobi shaving with my dad. What a great sight to see. Tobi turned around and saw me. "Hey Bee look Tobi is shaving!" My dad saw me too. "Isn't he a fast learner? First time someone shaved without cuts and blood." I just stood there staring at them two but I had one question. "Uh yeah. Um Tobi I'm wondering why the heck do you shave with that mask on?" "Uh Tobi don't like it when people see Tobi's face." "Oh I see… well more questions later got to run."

Well wasn't that just cool. I walked past my room still hearing Jamie screaming but I thought I did. I stopped in front of the door. Hold up why she stopped she's suppose to keep on screaming that's what I hope for… Then that means ah noooo. I slam the door and walked in my room to see no Jamie. That blah did it again.

"Crap." I ran down the stairs. "Jamie you bast- Thud Oh yeah great another fall. "Ow." I landed flat faced at the end of the stairs. How the heck did I fall.

I sat up and unexpectedly my foot hit a bottle. I grab the bottle and sniff the top. Yuck what is this stuff? Is this sake? This made me fall? Oh please. That bottle would have splatter under my foot and that's not a pretty sight. Well anyway time to kick some ass. Wait before that I need to get my metal bat.

I ran back up to my room and grabbed my bat. "I soooo love using this. Especially when I'm in a golly mood to slaughter a person named Jamie." I ran back down the stairs to the living room with joy. I slide right in front of the entrance. Everybody stopped what they were doing and looked at me.

I held the bat right in front of me with a grin. I tighten the bat in my hands. "Hehe where the flying bird is she at," I growled. My mom spoke up. "Jamie right there on the couch next to Itachi." "No Mrs. Alto you're supposed to say she left home." Jamie said in a tiny voice." BINGO.

"Hey un. Why you have a bat, un." Deidara said. "You'll see. Jamie 123 I getting yah run now." Right after that I ran toward her with the bat right up in the air. I slam it down hard. I looked and didn't see her. She got away. "Arggggghhhhhhhhhh" I yelled. My mom came in front of me with Jamie peeking behind her. "Bee are you okay? Are you Angry? Why are you angry?"

I grinned." I'm not angry I just want to kill Jamie that's all." I grinned even wider. My mom looked uhh how do you say it yeah shocked. She looked shocked. "She forgot to take her pills. oh this is going to take awhile. News flash to everyone living here bee takes pills special ones that calm her down and stuff like now." My mom explained.

I growled. "I ALREADY TOOK MY PILLS. LOOK I'M NOT ANGRY LOOK AT MY FACE IS NOT EVIL. PLUS THOSE PILLS WERE TALKING TO ME. I COULDN'T SWALLOW THEM. THEY SAID THEY WOULD RIP ALL OF MY ORGANS IF I DID!!!!"

Hidan stood next to my mom. "Wow didn't know the brat got problems too. Kisame stood beside Hidan. "You think she drank too much sake."

"I'M NOT HOLDING A BAT THAT IS GOING TO BE SOON INSIDE OF JAMIE'S HEAD. I'M OKAY REALLY. I JUST NEED TO KILL WHAT EXSIST!!!"

"Why is she talking like that, un." Deidara asked.

" MOMMY JAMIE IS AN UNKNOWN KILLER SHEEP WITH 3 BRAINS THAT MADE HER CELLS BREAK INTO SMALLER ONES THAT DONT FUNCTION RIGHT. I NEED TO KILL HER NOW BEFORE SHE KILLS US ALL WITH HER LAZER EYES!!!"

"She's crazy that's why," Kakuzu said as he counted his money. Wait where did he get all of that money.

"I agree," Sasori said not taking his eyes off the t.v

"MOMMY SHE'S A CLONE OF GODZILLA. WATCH OUT SHE'S GOING TO BREATHE OUT FIRE THAT WILL EXPLODE US ALL!!"

BAM MY NEW BROTHERES AND SIS BRACE YOURSELVES. I kept on yelling things and swinging the metal bat at the same time. I was just lost in my own world.

BOOHAHA. MOM I THINK I SEE DEAD PEOPLE. OH HAHAH LOOK DEAD ZOMBIE COUNTING HIS MONEY. OE GALEE BOO GALEE. HES'S GOING TO EAT US ALL!!

"Bee stop it!" my mom yelled. Someone do something. Itachi kind enough to do what mom says. He walked right behind me and karate chopped my neck. "Its bedtime Bee." I fell on the ground slowly. "Damn you." With that sleep took over me. It's a small world Weeeeeeeeeeeee.