The Fox. Whose Fox? My Fox!

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Warning: Lame plotline! Inappropriate language! YAOI! Ummm… Anything else?

Alexandra: O. M. F. J. I'm. So. Sorry!

Sasuke: Yes, yes. We know you're sorry. Now shut up and eat your pears.

Alexandra: NEVAH!

~Weeeeeeeee! I'm sorry! TT^TT~

Chapter… 4.… I think….: Language Arts of DOOOOOOOM!

Naruto's P.o.V. (for a bit…. Maybe….)

"Let's get to class, okay Naru-dobe-chan?" Sasuke-teme asked in a quiet voice. "Maybe then you'll be able to figure out your feelings…" The presence of said raven disappeared from behind me and then returned.

Yappappa, yappappa ii shan ten

Hashagu koi wa ike no koi

Yappappa, yappappa ii shan ten

Mune no tai wa dakare tai -

I answered my phone. "Moshi, moshi?" There was shuffling on the other side of line.

"Lil' bro! You've got to save me! No. Forget about me! Save yourself! And we're having dinner at 'Tachi's place. He said tonight's dinner will be special… Whatever that means…" God! I swear I heard Sasuke mumble something about idiotic brothers. I hear ya man.

"Gotcha. What time?" I asked.

"He said around seven O' clock. Also. Don't forget to turn in your wonderfully done-" I ended the call there. Closing my phone, I put it my pocket.

"Nice ring tone, dobe. Can we go now?" Stupid teme…

"Yeah, yeah. Ne, teme?" I asked.

"What?" he asked, dragging me out of the lunchroom. (A/N: Success! I said where they were!)

"Why am I having dinner at you place?" I asked, waving at a few people.

"Ummm… I'm not allowed to tell you… Ummm… How did that ring tone go?" He asked quickly. I sighed.

"Yappappa, yappappa ii shan ten

Hashagu koi wa ike no koi

Yappappa, yappappa ii shan ten

Mune no tai wa dakare tai -" I stopped and noticed that Sasuke had tightened his grip on my shoulders. I look around. Oh. Nothing to worry about. Just the student body and some staff in the halls are looking at me like I was god or something. (A/N: Insert sarcasm in that bit there! ^w^)

"Don't sing in public again. Your beautiful voice might cause us some trouble." Sasuke looked like he was about to kill someone. Gulpers!

"Ummm… Yeah…" We hurried off into the sunset! JK! JK! JK! JK! We hurried off to Lang. Arts, in hope of not being chased by people (though that didn't work well… -_-").

~One tiring chase-and-be-chased later and being in seats before the bell rings later!~

"Okay class! Turn in your book reports and we'll get started!" Iruka-sensei hit Kakashi-sensei on the head.

"Volunteers to share their book reports?" I took this chance to slip to the front and hand Kakashi-sensei my report.

"Okay… Volunteers please?" I scampered to my seat next to Sasuke, who proceeded to take out his report and some scrape paper. He scribbled something on the paper and passed it to me.

It said: What was that about? And don't play innocent, dobe.

I wrote: None of your business. Plus, I can't tell anyway. Kyuu-nii won't let me. So, deal! and passed it back to him. He scribbled something and passed it back.

It said: Fine! I'll figure it out sooner or later, anyway! Ha! I'll just ask my brother to ask your brother. Then I'll know and probably be able to help you.

I huffed and wrote: Fine! You do that. And I wish I could tell you. It's kinda lonely without anyone knowing what's wrong. and passed it back.

"Uchiha! Uzumaki! Care to tell what the difference between a noun and an adjective is?" Kakashi-sensei asked looking up from his porno book. -_-" Dear lord…

"A noun is a person, place, or thing. Such as, I, him, her, ect. re. An adjective is an action word. Such as, jump, run, throw, ect. re. Any questions?" The stupid teme said brilliantly.

"Tch. Fine. You're off the hook. For now." He turned back to his book. And then the bell rang, signaling the end of the day.

"Dobe. Care to come to my house," That wasn't a question… Crap. Oh, well.

"Why not? I got nothing better to do." I followed him out the room. Time to visit where my brothers heaven/hell. Might be fun!

~Ugh! I'm stopping there! I'm tired! TT^TT~

Alexandra: Gods! I'm so sorry I didn't update on time! *goes to go take a nap*

Sasuke: Review! She'll update on time next time! She swears it.

Naruto: And don't forget about her lovely poll on her page.

Sasuke: Now shut up and eat your pears and review.