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Recap (A/N: this will be my ONLY recap, if you forget read the chapter beforehand OK!)
Not paying attention I quickly sat down, at one of the many wooden stools. Once I had seated myself, however, I looked up and gasped at what I saw...
Story Start:
Around the room, on various seats of different sizes were my heroes. To my understanding, heroes that did not exist. MY heroes included: the x-men, the fantastic 4, the pirates, the Winchesters, and the ENTIRE fellowship, all of which who looked pissed off/confused/annoyed. I thought I was dead…or insane…that is until Gandalf spoke seemingly reading my mind. "My dear", he said very calmly, "you are not insane...that I know of, nor are you dead, all shall be explained when the rest arrive for my small meeting or counsel if you wish". As soon as he said this Fang (know known as Shi…) came in dragging a very annoyed, ranting Paige, by her blonde hair. " GOD DAMN IT. (Ow) SHI (ow) I am (ow ow owwww) SORRY (ow) for laughing at you in a dress, (OW!) Can you PLEASE let go of my (OW) hair!?" Paige squeaked out her turquoise eyes watering in pain. Huffing to herself, Shi let go of Paige's hair and pushed her onto the seat next to me, after hitting her on top of her head, than promptly sat down next to me, muttering something about 'Fucking weasels'.
Gandalf sighed, seemingly tired of theses morons, before beginning. " You are all here for one reason, that reason being that evil has invaded my world. Only as we soon found out, this evil was not our own" Gandalf began. " Dude, what the hell are you going on about!" Dean Winchester, one of the Winchester brothers, exclaimed annoyed. Gandalf simply looked at him calmly before continuing, " This evil came from OTHER universes, your worlds. For a while Lord Elrond and myself were at a loss of what to do. After long hours of negotiation, we decided the best way to counter the EVIL of other worlds/universes…was with the heroes of other worlds/universes, and their weapons." Gandalf paused for a moment seemingly gauging everyones reactions, before he continued. "So I called upon the Valar, asking for the heroes the world would need" Gandalf said calmly, seemingly finished. Before anyone could say anything, Gandalf continued. "Before yelling begins, I know how to send you back to the worlds you belong to, so do not worry about it". Almost everyone in the room seemed pleased…ALMOST being the key word. "Dude, What the HELL!" Paige jumped up screaming. "There aren't ANY super-villains in our world so WHY THE FUCK, are Sam, Shi, and I HERE!" she finished pointing to Shi, herself, and me.
At her exclamation, Gandalf looked confused. "No evil, sorry dude, but that's impossible", Dean said looking over at Paige, with a look that absolutely pissed me off. Before the elders (Xavier, Gandalf, and Reed (A/N: yes Reed because he acts older)) could cut in, I stood up, knocking over my stool. "Listen up you FUTARD (A/N: I OWN that word), she didn't say no evil, only no SUPER-Villains. Like your goddamned demons, Magneto, Dr.Doom, and that lying S.O.B Barbossa. You got it!" I screamed at him, clutching my fists at my side. Don't get me wrong, I think Dean kicks ass, but right now with all the shit that had been going on…I just cracked. Now DEAN looked pissed off.' Woohoo, my first day here and I'm already making friends' I thought to myself.
However, before Dean could say anything, Gandalf stood up, looking fucking pissed, and roared "ENOUGH!" Causing the entire room to tremble with his rage. "Eep", pretty much every female…plus Scott/Cyclops, squeaked. "EVERYONE has been sent here for a reason. So you shall REMAIN here, until that reason is fulfilled, than the Valar will bring you to the world you truly belong", Gandalf finished, somewhat calmly. "Oh, well I have nothing to say against that" I said slightly shocked, that the man I thought to be sweet and calm had just scared me shitless. "Uh, sir" a strong southern voice (Rogue) called out from in between Storm and the Professor.
Turning around calmly, Gandalf said "Gandalf, m'lady, what is your question?" Rogue cocked an eyebrow at his controlled but said " Seeing as we are doing lord knows what..can we do an introduction of ourselves. THAN find out what we are dealing with EXACTLY".
Gandalf smiled warmly, before saying "Of course my dear, however I think it would be fairest for me to introduce the Fellowship first. So I shall start with myself. I am Gandalf the Gray, a Istari or Wizard if you will". A bunch of people (mainly Dean and Logan) looked skeptical, but shrugged it off, knowing that a) he had brought them there and they did NOT want to piss him off and b) if they were in a new world, a wizard was not SO farfetched. Turning to his left, he gestured to a man (ELF!!) with peck length flaxen blonde hair, and bright blue eyes. " This is Prince Legolas, of the elven realm of Mirkwood, and in MY opinion, one of the best archers in Middle Earth". To this the ellon appeared to blush, but you could only catch it if you saw the tips of his ears. Than Gandalf gestured to a rugged looking man to the left of Legolas, with chin length wavy brown hair and strong gray eyes. " This is Aragorn son of Arathorn –" Gandalf began but was interrupted by Aragorn " A ranger of the North". I knew that Aragorn was hiding his past, and I did not like it, but I decided not to fuck with his decision. Next to Aragorn was a midget with frizzy dark red hair and a beard, wearing tons of armor. "This is Gimli son of Gloin, a dwarf from the Misty Mountains". Gimli hearing his name nodded his head in acknowledgment, before settling down again. Next to Gimli, was a man with dark blond chin length hair, and a small goatee. " This Boromir son of Denethor, the steward of Gondor", at this Boromir did a seated bow. " And last but certainly not least are the hobbits Frodo Baggins, the ring bearer, Meriadoc (Merry) Brandybuck, Peregrin (Pippin) Took, and Samwise (Sam) Gamgee." Gandalf stated pointing to each Hobbit as he said their names.
Seeing as the Fellowship had finished their introductions, Reed Richards stood up. " Uhm, my name is Reed Richards, or Mr. Fantastic, and I uh stretch I guess." Reed said while demonstrating said ability. Reed than gestured to Johnny, before saying "This is-" but was interrupted by Johnny who stood up abruptly, and shoved Reed aside. "I'm Johnny Storm or the Human Torch and, well…I'm hott," he said somewhat arrogantly and with a smirk. Somewhat irked with Johnny's display, Reed shoved him back into his seat with a glare while Johnny gave him a look as if to say 'what?' Rolling his eyes at Johnny, Reed then turned to Ben and said, " This is Ben Grimm, my best friend, known as the 'Thing'", Ben just grunted in response. "And last but not least is my beautiful wife Sue Storm or the Invisible Women." His statement made Sue blush prettily and smile at him lovingly, while I could hear Dean muttering 'damn it' to himself because one of the hott blondes was taken.
After them came the x-men who introduced everyone after introducing himself, naming them, their codename and their powers (A/N: I am NOT listing all that. So figure it out yourself).
After that, the older Winchester stood up and stated, " I'm Dean Winchester, and this is my younger brother Sam" then promptly sat down. Hey he's Dean, he always goes straight to the point.
Than Jack stood up with a swagger, and flare of his hands. "I'm CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, and the eunuch-," I growled low in my throat, making Captain Jack look at me strangely, and Will to glare at Jack. "Is William Turner Jr., or Will as I am sure he will tell you to call him", Jack finished while flopping down onto the wood chair he currently occupied.
Then with a start, I realized that it was our turn to go, however before I could stand Paige stood up and cried, "I AM MISS BUTTERMONKEY, THE QUEEN OF SPAM! BOW BEFORE ME IN TERROR!" insanely, before breaking down into evil laughter…. Which promptly ended when Shi and I smacked her upside the head.
Sighing to myself I kicked Paige's, now unconscious form, out of my way as I stood to introduce us. "My name is Sam-" the other two Sams who groaned cut me off loudly at my first name. Ignoring them I continued, "or Sammy Hennessy (A/N: like the whisky), and ummm I work at a Karate school, and I'm a 4th degree black belt." Turning to my unconscious friend I said "And this is Paige Wilcox, she teaches chorus and is the current MMA (mixed martial arts) musical forms champ." Then lastly I turned to my Asian friend, "and this is Shi no Tenshi, or just Shi a writer and 2006 kickboxing world champ".
Sighing to myself I sat back down and nodded for Gandalf to continue. " Thank you milady. Now to finish what I said earlier, multiple villains have been attacking. One being a man who controls metal and a set of people like himself. Then, there is a man covered in steel who has the shocking ability of controlling lightening. There have also been sightings of demons, and a group of men who can not be killed." All of the groups appeared to be freaking pissed/somewhat startled to hear this.
"There appears to be lots of work to be done" Professor Xavier said solemnly.
And I couldn't help but agree.
YAY! Finally done. Sorry it took so long but I had tons of crap to do.
Reviewer:
TheLonelyLoserGirl: Yeah, I do agree it is just packed with little yummies huh! Thank you for you wonderful and kind review. Oh and thanks for the cookie (munches happily) Oh, and with your permission I would like to stick you with Will because A) I HATE elizabitch and B) my plot bunnies demand that I do.
Scientia Est Potencia: Two words … screw you!
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