Truth or Dare: Naruto Style!
By nightsilencesister
Chapter 4: Things Are Getting Weird
(A/N: Here's my fourth chapter. Yes, I made yet another typo in the last chapter. I swear there's going to be one somewhere in this chapter. But where? Where?!)
Disclaimer: I'll own Naruto…when pigs fly! sob
"Sakura, truth or dare?" Ten-Ten asked.
"Truth," said Sakura.
"Ok…how many cavities do you have?"
"Um…"
"Come on, it can't be that bad," Naruto said.
"ALRIGHT FINE I ADMIT IT!!! ALL OF MY TEETH ARE CAVITIES!!! ARE YOU HAPPY?!" Sakura sobbed as she ran out of the door.
"Wow," said Ino. "She must really like to eat sweets."
"I'll take Sakura's turn," Naruto said. "So, Sasuke, truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"What is your most precious toy?" Naruto questioned.
Oh darn it! Sasuke thought. Why did it have to be a—
"Come on, Sasuke, we don't have all day!"
"Mr. Fluffywuffycutiepiespecialwecialbuddywuddybearfriend," Sasuke stammered.
"…"
"AH KIBA TRUTH OR DARE?!" Sasuke yelled.
"Um…dare?"
"Ah I dare you to, um, eat dog food?!"
"Uh, okay. I eat it all the time I MEAN I MEAN Akamaru eats it all the time isn't that right Akamaru?!" Kiba yells.
Everyone raised an eyebrow.
"Bark woof bark woof!" Akamaru barked. Translation: Stupid Kiba, now they're on to us! Quick, let's get out of here!
Then, both Kiba and Akamaru vanished in a puff of smoke.
"That was random."
Then, Sakura came back.
"Sorry, guys," Sakura said. "I was having one of my moments."
Suddenly, Neji came back (again).
"NARUTO!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU THIS TIME!!!" Neji yelled as he charged toward Naruto.
"AAAA!! Don't hurt me!" screamed Naruto, as he got sweat all over the place.
Neji accidentally stepped in some sweat, and he began to melt once again.
"Stupid weakness…" Neji muttered as he melted (again again).
"Ok, I'll take Kiba's turn," Shikamaru said. "So, Lee, truth or dare?"
"DARE!!"
"Sure, uh, I dare you to lose the jumpsuit and wear a ballerina dress from now on."
"But I don't have any ballerina dresses," said Lee.
"That's ok, I'm pretty sure Hinata has some," snickered Shikamaru.
"Humph," Hinata said with a pout. "I do have some, but don't tell anyone."
"Sure, we won't tell," said Shikamaru with a wide grin. I can't wait to share this with the other Chuunins!
A few minutes later
"Well how do I look?" asked Lee.
Everyone just stared and stared and stared.
"What? Does it look that bad?"
"Um, it's okay-ish…"
"Anyway, err, Naruto! Truth or dare?"
"Dare! Dare!"
"I dare you…to never ever eat ramen again!"
A few minutes later, the doctor said Naruto had the same kind of attack that Choji got in the recent chapter, and that Naruto had to get the same kind of pill. Everyone went back to Naruto's apartment after that.
"Well, since Naruto's in the hospital, I'll take his turn," Sakura said. "Temari, truth or dare?"
"Truth?"
"What is your fan made of?"
"Oh darn…"
"Temari, it can't be that ba…"
"Dried human skin."
Everyone looked really shocked. They stared at Temari's fan, then to their own skin, then Temari's fan, and so on for a few minutes.
"Kankuro, truth or dare?"
"Dare, I suppose."
"I dare you to never use your puppets again."
"Well, isn't this a surprise," the doctor said. "Three O.M.G.I.C.D.T.D. attacks in one day. This is going in the record book."
"Poor Naruto, Choji and Kankuro," said Sakura. "Are we allowed to see them?"
"Of course," replied the doctor. "Right this way."
All three of them were shaking and were as white as sheets.
"Sugar makes me happy…so very happy…," said Naruto in a creepy way.
"Gee, they look terrible, doctor," Ino said.
"I know. The pill has a few side affects," the doctor said. "But they should wear off in an hour or two."
"Doctor, can we play the rest of our Truth or Dare game here?" asked Hinata.
"Sure, I don't see why not," the doctor answered. "Plus, you don't have to come running over here again, in case there's another O.M.G.I.C.D.T.D. attack."
The doctor left, leaving the shinobi alone.
Meanwhile, at Naruto's house…
Poof!
"Alright, Naruto, now I—Naruto? Where is that runt?" Neji bellowed. "Hey! The doors are locked! I'm going to suffocate in here! HELP! Help…"
(A/N: There's the fourth chapter. If it's too short, I'm really sorry!)
Fin
