A/N- Okay this is Silent, did you enjoy Ninja's chapter? I certainly did... anyways ,I IS FEELING PEPPY! SO... I don't know, I feel like... running straight up a wall... I gotta go try that... anyways...
Silent: Hello Percabeth fans... I am disappointed... how can you favorite but not review, I will now go read your stories and review... well in a matter of time...
Ninja: Why Silent we must give them incentive to review...
Silent: Crank up the humor and OOCness and add randomness...
Ninja: randomness?
Silent: You know like... KAMAHAMEHA! *blasts Ninja*
Ninja: TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN!
Woobbuffet: WOOBBUFFET!
Disclaimer: We don't own PJAO
Rant: lol, thank you reviewers and the reward for the bestest review goes to ANIMALBUDDY 32, your prize is a hug from Percy...
Percy: Wait you can't make me do that, you're not a pimp...
Silent: *pulls out whip*I AM PERCY JACKSON'S PIMP! *has excuse to wear pimp hat now*
Percy POV
That dream was... seriously screwed up, I mean... just screwed the heck up, which one of the gods did I piss of now? I hurried and got ready... this time I was up early, and took my time getting ready and walking to the mess hall.
I opened the door and the first person I spotted was her, though my mind was screaming because of the dream I was completely absorbed in her, a goofy smile played across my lips and my tongue swelled, and... I fell on my face. "NINJA FAIL!" I heard an Ares kid call out... crap... I stood up and slowly back tracked out... I need professional help.
I found Grover right where I thought I would around late breakfast time... in the metal recycling bin munching on cans, "YO GROVER!" I called, he bleated and sat up abruptly, "H-huh-huh-heeeeeyy, Percccyyyy," he said and hiccuped. "Uh.. hey Grover," I said hesitantly walking forward, what was up with him, "These ccaannss aarree goooddd!" he said and hiccuped. "Bbut doonn'tt teell Juniper!" he said looking at me seriously, I took a can from the bin and looked at it, "I think these are beers from the Big House..." I said, but the small amount of alcohol left in every can aren't enough to get him wasted are they?
"Grover how many cans did you eat?" I asked, "I always eat a bin a day," he said smiling... rather stupidly, the bin was a few inches shorter than me and as wide as a kitchen table. Yep, there is a good chance that my friend Grover is drunk...
Should I go get someone? No he'd probably get in trouble, "Come on Grover let's get you out of here," I said attempting to help him out of the bin, he bit my hand... "DUDE WHAT THE HECK!" I yelled at him, "DON'T TALK ABOUT MY MOM PERCY!" Grover hissed, "YOU ARE SO WASTED!" I yelled back, "I WARNED YOU!" Grover yelled and tackled me.
One side of me wanted to beat the living crap out of Grover and feed his goat-man self to the Ares kids, the other side of me wanted to laugh at his pathetic attempt at fighting, he was flailing about, his blows hitting me only everyone once and a while, cursing in a way that made no sense at all and bleating like an idiot.
So basically I was able to quickly pick him up and take him to wear he could rest.
(This is my line, I can dance here! I shall please fangirls now!... STRIP PERCY! Percy: I don't wanna! Me: I'll get Prussia on your ass! Percy: *sighs*)
Okay so I wasn't going to get anything out of Grover, and he was going to be out of commission for awhile, I didn't think he was serious about Juniper, I was going to have to go to a professional... or professionals to be exact.
I knocked on the door of the Barbie house and peeked in, "Hello Percy!" I heard a perky voice say, I nodded and walked in slowly, pretty girls in designer clothes and handsome guys sat around. "So what do you need?" the girl who led me in asked, "You see I have a crush on this-" "Annabeth," they all said in unison, I sighed, was it that obvious...
"Yes... and I need help, um... getting her attention..." I said feeling my face heat up, I heard girlish squeals and lowered my head, feeling degraded, "So what have you tried so far," a girl asked, suddenly the whole cabin was focused on me. I sucked up my dignity and told the story, excluding the Aphrodite parts and my dream, mind you.
Some were laughing and some were "aw"ing... my face felt like... hot enough to cook bacon, "And where would you have gotten vodka?" the girl who led me in giggled, I shrugged, "Okay, my name is Alex, I'll help you out Percy... uh does she like flowers?" she asked. Well, she's a girl, all girls like flowers right? Am I right? "Yeah!" I said, "Well write her a card, and get her chocolates and flowers, she'll be smitten!" she bubbled. I nodded, okay... flowers and chocolate! Flowers and chocolate... FLOWERS AND CHOCOLATE! FLOWERS AND FREAKING CHOCOLATE? It was that easy... oh and a card.
I thanked Alex and ran back to my cabin, took some paper, a pencil and began to work on my letter...
Annabeth Chase
I like you, your pretty and your nice. You smell good too. What type of shampoo do you use? Tyson said he thinks you smell good too. I always wondered if he has one eyebrow, or maybe two over his just one eyes. What do you think? Annabeth please fall head over heels for me, and I hope you aren't allergic to chocolate, that would suck.
-Percy
I had a feeling that wouldn't cut it... I went to find Alex and ask her to help me, she nodded leaning over me to write, "What do you think Annabeth's best feature is?" she asked me, I started to think about Annabeth... oops stupid smile came back... crap. Alex rolled her eyes and began to write, I peeked over her shoulder... "Uh Percy I can't write with you breathing all over me..." Alex commented quietly. I sat back, and waited for her to finish.
My dearest Annabeth Chase
My beautiful rose, I want to be the one nearest to you, the only one to kiss your soft rosy lips, for with out you dearest Annabeth I would never be complete, so I ask of you, with my full and true heart to accept this gift as a token of my undying love. You mesmerize me my dearest, with beautiful gray eyes, the color the clouds before a storm, signifying your grace and power, your curly blond tresses falling down your shoulders framing your perfect features. Long lean neck that I must restrain myself from planting kisses on, breasts that may not be big but are perfect and I would not have them any other way. Your curvy stature and long legs cause great distress in my family jewels, I hope that one day you and I will become one, my sweet Annabeth~
-Perseus
Alex let me scan over it, but to be truthful I stopped reading after "rose" it sounded like the crappy, mushy, stuff that girls like, "Where'd you get that?" I asked, "Some book I think, I like to read," she said, she pulled a bouquet of roses out her bag, and box of heart shaped chocolates. "Now go give it to her," she said, I took it and ran off smiling like a stupid idiot.
I found her, reading to some of the younger campers, she saw me and excused herself walking up to me, "So what's up Percy?" she asked, I held out the chocolate and flowers and her face went an adorable shade of pink, which only made me smile... stupider... "For m-me? Why t-t-that's so- how did- aaw Percy- I think- I," she stammered as she opened the letter.
She closed her mouth and began to read, her face went from a pink tint to a red, "WHAT THE HELL PERCY? IS THIS SOME TYPE OF JOKE? BECAUSE IT'S NOT FUNNY!" she yelled, going for a crotch blow. I yelped and crumpled to the ground, as my legs gave out.
Annabeth POV
I took the chocolate and flowers and hurled it at him, spun on my heels and began to stomp away, that... that... that... idiot, teasing me like that, doesn't he know that... can't he... I needed to hit something. I was so stupid, here I thought he felt the same way, but no, apparently he just wanted to... screw with my head.
First Luke, then his whole thing with Rachel, I mean we've kissed, didn't he feel anything, I needed someone to talk to, I began to walk where Grover and Juniper stayed at... mistake.
"Martha Stewart" was imprinted on Grover's forehead, and Juniper just happened to be holding a Martha Stewart frying pan, I turned around and walked out, maybe reading would make me feel better.
I pulled out the Sisters Grimm and turned back to my page, the words began to jumble up as my dyslexia started playing with me, I had my first kiss with him... did he think that... us... was a joke? I saw a tear drip into the book and sighed wiping my eyes, there was no use in crying over it though. If that's the way Percy wants to be that's the way Percy wants to be... maybe I should have kicked him harder...
Percy: Ninja's going to kill you, you kamehameha'd her...
Silent: NINJA CAN SUCK... she's right behind me isn't she?
Percy: *nods*
Ninja: DEATHLY CHOP OF DEATHLY DEATH!
Silent: *dies*
Percy: So... what do you plan to do with this story?
Ninja: Hmmmm... add a bunch of stuff that makes no sense at all, insert ourselves in secretly, make romance and Percabeth, and maybe Thalico...
Silent: I REFUSE TO DO THALICO!
Ninja: *pulls out AK-47 and shoots Silent in head* As I was saying, crank up the humor and OOCness in a desperate attempt to get reviewers...
Percy: then what...
Silent: VOCALO- *is shot repeatedly*
Ninja: Maybe write a PJAO school fic...
Percy: AS A SEQUEL?
Ninja: I don't know I need to ask Silent... oh... Silent is all... bloody.. meh *kicks body and walks away*
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