"Welcome back." Tally smiled at the camera, even though it was forced. She was just so tired.

She decided to drop the act. "Ugg whatever let's just get this over with." She pointed to the crowd of boys in front of the Gate 7 door.

"First up we have… Wait, Cody, Noah? From the other Total Drama?" Cody smiled sheepishly, Noah just rolled his eyes.

"We got tired of Chris and his bull, so we decided to sneak into this casting." Cody nodded, agreeing with Noah.

"Plus, I heard there would be babes. And no Sierra either." He glanced at the girls who all were giggling at him except for Vixen. Vixen gave him the finger.

"As flattered as I am that you like me more than Chrissss," she drew out the word hatefully, "I can't let you on. Now get." Tally made a shooing motion with her hands. Cody dropped his head sadly and Noah rolled his eyes again.

"Whatever. I told Owen this wouldn't work. I really have to rethink my friend choice." And, with that, both boys walked away. (I know I was going to put them in, but I want a different person to compete and win and stuff)

"Anyway, back to me, our first male competitor is Riley Flanagan." A dark-haired boy jumped up from tying his shoes.

"Heey dudes! I'm Riley. Let's get this show on the road!" He grabbed a sugar daddy from his pocket and stuck it in his mouth. (He unwrapped it first)

Tally rolled her eyes. "Someone needs to put down the candy and calm down Mr. Crazy." Riley narrowed his eyes at her.

"Hey man, I may be hyper but I'm not crazy got it?" Tally held her hands up in surrender and Riley walked over to the girl mob. His eyes came to rest on Vixen.

"So you like video games?" Vixen rolled her eyes.

"As if loser, go away." He deflated a little and walked over next to Karry and Aurora. Aurora smiled at him, he returned it with a silly grin.

Tally sighed. "Moving on… next we have….you." She pointed to a light brown kid with curly brown hair. He jumped forward and waited. Nobody said anything for about 30 seconds of awkward silence.

"Are you gonna' announce me Tally?"

Tally scratched her head. "I would but I forgot your name."

Alex rolled her eyes. "Idiot," she muttered.

The small brown kid twisted his necklace nervously.

"My name is Sammy." Tally stared at him.

"That was boring, NEXT!" Sammy looked at his shoes in despair.

"Man, I really wish she would trip or something…"

Tally looked at him sharply. "What are you mumbling about?"

He raised his hands in submission. Tally took a menacing step forward, before tripping over her heels. She landed smack on her face.

Every single TDA contestant stared in open mouth surprise. Sammy only smiled and rubbed his necklace.

"Never fails." He took his spot beside Riley and the two continued to snicker as Tally tried to grasp the small amount of dignity she still held in her too-tight grasp.

"Well, moving on then. Next we have Caleb Hickman."

A dark haired boy bounded forth and spotted Tally. All the color drained from his lively face. He quickly put his hand in front of his face.

"Umm hey all, I'm Caleb and stuff and.."

Tally's face scrunched up.

"Waaaait…don't I know you from somewhere?" Caleb paled even more looking almost translucent.

"Nope. But I've seen you on TV and that's it. Hahaha gonna' go stand over here now." He ran and hid behind Beth, who yelped when he grabbed her shoulders.

"Sorry," he whispered, "but I accidentally cut her off at an intersection when learning how to drive. She can't see me, okay?"

Beth nodded slowly and blushed. She had never really been this close to a boy before. He smelled kind of nice. (Oooo someone's got a crush!)

Tally decided to move on and let weirdoes be weirdoes.

"Okay next we have, Lance Archer." A tall handsome young man stepped forward.

"Hey." There was a cold glint in his eye but everyone was distracted by how handsome he was.

"The name's Lance," he flashed a dazzling smile and several girls swooned, "I know we're all gonna' be great friends." Every girl there (even Vixen) was staring adoringly at Lance. Lance smiled once more and strutted over to Vixen and stood unnecessarily close.

"You're very pretty, did you know that?" Vixen felt her heart flutter, but she saw through his charade like a window.

"Save it." Lance shrugged and turned back to Tally.

"Okay, next we have Eric McCartney." Standing in the corner alone, another hottie stepped forth.

"Hey I'm Eric and …" Tally interrupted.

"Aren't you in a band?" He looked at her and smiled coyly.

"Why yes I aaam!" His voice was perfect pitch and sounded amazing. Some intern who shall remain anonymous screamed.

"Well that's nice but go stand over there with the other boring people who have already been introduced." Eric sulked a little and trudged over to the intern who screamed.

"Hey."

"H-hey."

"Moving on." Tally rolled her eyes. That was the last boy. That was the last contestant. "Whew, finally." She turned to the competitors and smiled evilly. "Time for the first challenge." Lara gulped. Beth fidgeted. Caleb hid. Lance beamed evilly as well.

"Everybody get on the plane." All 13 contestants walked over to gate 9.

*Buzz*

Tally pointed to the closet near the bathroom of the plane.

"This is the janitor's closet, since bathrooms are gross and frankly we don't want to see any of you do your business so we put the confessional in here."

*Buzz*

"Hey Tally, you say you're not cheap but seriously? We have to sit on a bucket? Lame!" Beth scooted her butt around the small and hard looking bucket. "Really really lame. This is worse than the time my sister took my poem book and flushed it down the toilet." – Beth King (no team yet)

*Buzz*

"Hey, look at this!" Sammy picks up a clear container with a skull with smelly signs over it. "Maybe this means smell it?" Sammy smells the bottle. Sammy passes out. – Sammy Kings (no team yet)

*Buzz*

"Tally I'm gonna' call my lawyer on you!" A mop falls on her head. "Ewwwwww this is nasty, you'll pay for this Tally!" – Vixen Mathews (no team yet)

*Buzz*

Tally walked all the contests over to a large luggage compartment.

"This is where all the losers will stay." Brooke raised her hand. "What?" Brooke flinched and looked at the floor.

"Where are the seats? I mean, there's only luggage in here, and it's not tied down at…all….oh." The whole time Tally just smiled at Brooke. Alex huffed.

"I don't care if we lose. I'm not gonna' sit back here amongst this stupid luggage. It'll totally mess up my hair. Plus, my clothes cannot wrinkle or I'll…" Tally glared at her. "Fine, but I want something out of it." Tally reached into her shirt pocket and threw something at Alex.

"Here Alex, eat this you cow." Alexandra peeled a sticky mint of her tank top. It had little hairs poking out. Alexandra screeched and dropped it.

"Two things you %$^*, 1 don't call me a cow, and 2 you are so so very nasty!"

Tally frowned. "You want me to kick you off right here?"

"No no, let's not be hasty now."

"Thought so."

Walking through an archway, they came into a large dining area.

"Now, here's were some will love me and the rest will hate me. Winners will get 5 star meals until they lose. We hired actual chefs. Losers will get whatever this law school dropout makes for them until they win. Understand?" Everyone nods.

In the back, you see a man in a suite screaming because his boiling water caught on fire.

*Buzz*

"Man oh man! I think I actually burnt it. Maybe no one will notice?" – Harry (Dropout lawyer/chef)

*Buzz*

"Finally we have the winner's chambers." Everyone is standing in what looks like a 5 star hotel penthouse room. 15 soft-looking beds and even a hot tub.

Vixen and Lara grinned. Alex beamed and the boys were all staring at the mini-fridge (for no reason).

"Now that you've got the tour, prepare to land in an hour. Since our next challenge is where we will land, I'm making teams now. Now, we have the howling wolves and the barking cats." Karry raised her hand shyly.

"Miss Anderson, the cat team name makes no sense."

"I don't care." Awkward silence followed her calm and uncaring words.

"Anyway, the wolves are Lance, Vixen, Sammy, Karry, Alex, Elizabeth, and Bonnie. The cats are Eric, Riley, Beth, Aurora, Caleb, Brooke, and Lara." Karry and Brooke looked at each other sadly. They were becoming such good friends. Beth looked at Caleb shyly. She was so glad to be on his team. He was so cute.

Will Beth ask Caleb out? Does Caleb even like Beth? Is Sammy okay from sniffing that bottle? What will the challenge be? Why am I asking all these questions? Am I done yet? Will Karry and Brooke remain friends? When will the last part of episode one come out? (Soon)

Find out soon because I'm going to go work on the last part now. Sorry it took so long, I lost my jump drive for a while. Leave me a review or pm. To the creator of Caleb. Sorry if you don't like Beth but (and this goes to all of you who wanted a relationship) please don't complain about it, it may turn out different than you thought. Keep on trucking