'So I headed out to Ostia. But first I had to pass through this place called Laus. It was a place with beautiful trees, creeks, and majestic animals... As well as a fucked up governor. This guy named Erik was committing treachery and turned to Bern's side. What the hell!? Time to teach him a lesson...'

Roy gave a loud groan. "Merlinus, I don't want to travel through Laus..." He whined.

"Would you like me to carry you, milord?" Merlinus asked sarcastically.

"Hell yes."

"No."

"Ok."

They were close to a village as they saw a plethora of soldiers scattered across the plains.

"Goddamn! They aren't going up against Rambo or anything! Why are there so many soldiers?" Roy asked.

Merlinus rolled his eyes. "Because they were expecting us."

"Oh."

Roy unsheathed his sword, inspecting it menacingly. 'Time to go to work...' He thought.

He cut through the enemies like tissue paper. One after the other.

In the middle of the battlefield, he saw a blonde lady perched on a horse. She appeared to be lost.

"That dumbass! How could he leave me here!?" Roy heard her say.

"Excuse me, are you stupid? We are in a battlefield and you're just wandering around aimlessly." Roy said indignantly.

"Idiot. I know that. Are you the asshole who's in charge around here...? Where is your army?" She asked.

"Who?"

"Ah, nevermind. Anyway, I will be joining you. My name is Clarine"

"Kay."

"Hmph, I will not be nice to you."

"Bitch."

Roy slipped past her to slash through a group of enemies.

"Wait! Don't kill the cool one!" Clarine said.

"Huh?" Roy asked.

"Right here. You fighting Bern?" The guy asked.

"Oh, yeah."

"Cool. I will join. Don't get in my way. My name is Rutger." Rutger said.

"Alright. You bitches are staying in the back, lest I accidentally kill you."

"Why?" Clarine asked.

"I literally just said... You know what? Nevermind. I don't care." Roy said.

"Okay."

Roy ignored them and went straight to the boss.

"You! Why do you resist? This world will never be liberated by some crappy traditions! Go suck your mom's titties in hell!"

Roy's eyes flared with anger. "You fucking whore! Don't talk about my mom!!" Roy said with ferocity.

Roy sliced him clean in half in his blind rage.

"Huff! Serves you right!"

Roy conquered the castle. Joining back up with Guinevere for some reason.

"Hey, Roy. What's up?" She asked.

"Oh, nothing. Wanna have sex?" He asked.

Guinevere gagged. "With you? Hell naw! You aren't my type."

"What is your type?" He asked.

"A man. All I see is a little boy." She said.

"You bitch. Fine, your loss. Anyway, I hate Bern." He said.

"Hey! Those are my people you're talking about!" Guinevere said.

"Oh, sorry." Roy said.

"It's cool. Where to next?" She asked.

"Ostia, as we planned. We have to make a stop on the mountains where shit goes on a lot. You know, murder, theft, rape. Lucky us." Roy said with a sigh.

"Right, bye." Guinevere said.

"Okay... I didn't like you anyway!" He yelled to her while she flicked him off.

'So I got rejected. Oh well, maybe Lilina will accept... Anyway, we rested the rest of the day. Tomorrow, we head for the mountains, as that is the best route to Ostia from here. Yipee...'

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A/N: Okay, I really hate this. I am probably gonna stop updating. I'm not feeling it at all. (Shulk I am not.)

UNTIL NEXT TIME (maybe)