Leon
Why change your name?
It's confusing and not nearly as exciting as your real one.
Leon.
It doesn't suit you that well.
Squall.
Now that's a name!
Squall is a tumultuous storm that comes crashing through, guns a blazing!
Leon sounds like a rock that sits there and gets caught in the storm.
You occasionally hit someone out of accident.
But you're nothing grander.
Just a rock, getting flung about in a maelstrom you don't belong in.
You should be controlling this ride!
Not getting swept up in it!
You're a Squall before a Leon.
Act like it.
AND CHANGE YOUR NAME BACK!
