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Izaya spun in her chair in boredom. A sigh left her lips as she checked the Dollars chat room. The only thing they were discussing was the news about her and Shizuo! Frowning, she turned to face the city outside, smiling at her lovely humans who bustled about as though they hadn't just found out that Izaya and her enemy was now women.

"Ah, my lovely humans," she giggled, standing up to get a better view, "How shall I manipulate you today?" she paused. "Wait a moment…is that…Shizu-chan?" she pressed her hands against the glass as she realized that, yes; the female approaching his office building was indeed Heiwajima Shizuo.

She sped down, passing a glaring Namie on the way, and greeted Shizuo at the door. "Whatever could bring the great Monster of Ikebukuro to my doorstep?"

Shizuo scowled around her cigarette, eyes burning behind their blue shades. "Shinra wanted me to check on you."

"Why didn't he call, or have Celty check up on me?"

Shizuo gave a shrug. "Celty is busy getting ingredients he needs for the cure, and he tried calling. He said your cellphone was either dead or off."

Izaya dug it out to find it was indeed off. She switched it on. The screen lit up, showing she had 1 missed call from Kishitani Shinra. "Huh. I don't remember turning it off."

"Don't you have, like, 10 cellphones?" Shizuo asked, "Considering you're an 'Informant'." She used air quotations around the word "Informant".

"Yes, however this one is the one I carry around most often," Izaya said. She did a full 360 spin on the heel of one of her high heels and leaned forward towards Shizuo. "Surely checking up on me for Shinra isn't the only reason you came."

Shizuo spun on the heel of one of her boots. "Nope. That's the only reason I'm here. Now, I'm headed home, as far away from YOU as possible."

Izaya pouted. "You're so mean, Shizu-chan," she hopped out after the blonde and managed to get in front of her. "I'm bored!"

Shizuo rose a slim eyebrow. "And?"

"I want to play with you," Izaya chirped, pulling her switchblade out, smirking that damn smirk that makes Shizuo's blood boil with an intense heat.

Shizuo pushed past her enemy. She was NOT in the mood to deal with the flea today. She stormed to the subway out of Shinjuku and back to Ikebukuro.

Not that Izaya was going to let her go that easily. With ease, she spun Shizu-chan around, grabbed her wrists and spun her in a circle. She then pushed the taller woman away.

Shizuo stumbled back, trying to recover from the sudden spin. But Izaya wasn't finished. She threw her switchblade at Shizuo. The bodyguard barely managed to dodge, but she didn't avoid it unharmed. The Switchblade cut off a bit of hair out of her chin length bangs, which she made sure were kept tucked neatly behind her ear.

Shizuo stared blankly at Izaya before her restraint snapped and she grabbed the nearest lamppost, wielding it as one would a one-handed sword. "IIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAA AAYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

'Finally,' Izaya thought as she turned to dash away from the raging blonde, 'I was afraid Shizuo-chan was going to leave me bored.'

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