SSAHC: YAYNESS! XD

Sora: Let me guess. New chapter?

SSAHC: Yepo!

KI: Sigh...

Riku: Oh well.

Ansem: Just get it over with...

MD: ON WITH DA FIC!


1: You stile your hair like your favorite character.

2: You take one of your mom's (or dad's) old-fashioned keys and start smacking shadows. (Guilty...)

3: Name your pets after the character they most resemble.

4: Take the time to rename all the characters with something that makes at least a BIT of sence. (Whistles innocently.)

5: You beat the game. In each level. And have seen EVERY cutsceen. Secret cutsceen. At least 10 times.

6: When you can say EVERY heartless, in order, by memory.

7: Can do the previous, only with nobodies.

8: Previous with all characters.

9: Can say EXACTALY how to beat the game. By memory. Including the best stratagies for each boss.

10: You know EVERY item in all the games.

11: You've memorized each special attack, in order regarding the form you choose like sword or staff.

12: You have all the posters, action figures, and anything else the venders of the WORLD had to give you that was KH related.

13: You're reading this. And saying how you've done some of these things.

14: You're sitting there reading that KH manga volume. That JAPANESE volume.

15: You learned Japanese just to be able to play KH: Final Mix and understand it. Because Japan wants to be all greedy and not send out the Final Mix game to the USA.

16: You know where and how to get each item.

17: You're sitting here typing this in 4:00 in the morning, and then claiming you're sick so you miss school, just to finish it. (...What?...)

18: You dress up every halloween as a KH character. Even when you're 31.

19: You sign everything with your favorite character's name.

20: You dress your dog up as a moogle. Pom-pom and all.

21: You know all the words to the theme song. The Japanese one. By heart. Both of them.

22: You finish every sentence with "Kupo!".

23: You know each line. By heart. Perfectly. And can say it with the game. Perfectly.

24: You spend all day perfecting your Sora pout.

25: You spend all day perfecting your Riku smirk.

26: You go on the roof of your house with a blindfold on, screeming "WHY DO YOU HAVE THE KEYBLADE!".

27: You spend all day making parodies of your favorite songs to include the KH cast. (Yeah. Done that.)

28: You're trying to teach your baby brother (or sister) to say "Kingdom Hearts" as their first word.

29: You rant on on how darkness is wrong, and there's always a light in the darkest of dark.

30: You do the same, only ranting on on how darkness is SO great.

31: You shout "Kingdom Hearts, fill me with supreme darkness!" to your basement door. (maaaaaaybeeeee...)

32: You say you're gonna go to the secret place, then you duck under your desk.

33: You say how (insert character's name) did that the other day.

34: You have imaginary friends that are related with KH.

35: You're still reading this. Still agreeing on how you did something from this list.

36: You have a imaginary White Mushroom named Bob and you think your best friend has a Black Fungus named Fred. (Pretty much... Yeah.)

37: You have a flat wooden sword you made yourself.

38: You buy star-fruits and call them Paoupu fruits.

39: You've set THE record for completely finishing, any of the games, really fast.

40: You can finish any one of the games in a day.

41: Correction. You can finish ALL of the games in a day.

42: You color you car like a gummi ship, you add 'wings' to it, add 'lasers', and call it a gummi ship.

43: You paint your bedroom door like the door to Timeless River, and think you'll be transported to Timeless River when you walk through it.

44: You think you can weild a ridiculusly large sword with bandages on it.

45: You put on a fake black angel wing, grow you hair out and dye it silver, get a fake seven-foot sword and call yourself Sepheroth.

46: The same, only you put on a fake black demond wing, a shirt with one long sleve and no sleve on the other arm, cut your hair and spike it and dye it blond, get a fake six-foot sword, cover it in bandages, and call yourself Cloud.

47: You spend all day perfecting your Kairi giggle.

48: You eat nothing but birds, fish, mushrooms, and fruit. Claiming you're an Islander.

49: You paint yourself black, get yellow contacts, and then runaround saying how you're anti-(insert your name here). (Hehehe?)

50: You get contacts that make your eyes yellow, then you claim your a heartless.

51: You STILL reading this. And agreeing.

52: You have at least 50 fics on KH.

53: You sold all your other games, claiming that KH was the only thing that was importaint.

54: Let's just say, your lawn now looks like a jungle... Neglecting your lawnmower.

55: You only have TV dinners so you can eat while playing.

56: You build a raft, put it in the water to use, and then ask your two best friends to come with you to see new worlds.

57: All you talk about is KH.

58: You know all the iems you get when synthisizing items, the order you get them in, and the items needed for each synthisis.

59: You call your best friend Sora.

60: You rant on on about how you shall vaquis the darkness. Even if it's just your basement.

61: You make your friends dress up, and act out one or all of the KH games.

62: You buy cutouts of the characters, set them up, and then talk to them.

63: You painted your room as if you were in your favorite world.

64: Every birthday party you've had since KH came out has been KH themed.

65: You contiue to have KH themed parties, even when you're 64.

66: You run around trying to cast spells. (I tried to use Magnet to retreve a baseball that got hit onto the school roof.)

67: You dress up as an orginization member, rant on on how you can't feel, and claim that you have no heart.

68: You dress up as an orginizaion member and try to use a dark-portal. (Hehe?)

69: You dress up as a heartless, punch people in the chest, and claim to be stealing their hearts.

70: You believe you can fly. (Courticy of Neverland.)

71: You think every time you dive into the sea, you'll turn into a mermaid (man). (Thanks to Atlantica)

72: You rent a scuba suit, dive to a coral reef, and then start swimming with the fishies singing "Under the sea". (Yeah. Pretty much.)

73: You get a duck, name and dress him as Donald, act like he has a short temper, think he can talk, and be convinced that he can cast spells.

74: You get a dog, name and dress him as Goofy, expect him to talk while saying "Ah-yuck!" at the end of each sentence, and give him a big sheild to weild. (Rhimes!)

75: Make a gunblade, get a fake (or not) scar on your face, grow your hair to sholder length, act... Squall-ish..., and call yourself Leon. And correct people that it's Leon, not Squall (Even though it IS Squall).

76: You think Yaoi is wrong. SO wrong. An think Yaoi should die. And try to actually kill it. Or the person who came up with SoraxRiku.

77: You think Yaoi is great. SO great. And think Yaoi should rule. And make little posters saying "Yaoi for president!". Or the person who came up with SoraxRiku should at least be president.

78: You randomly start singing "Simple and Clean" or "Sanctuary" in random places. (Who? Me?)

79: You actually do the before mentioned, with PERFECT pitch, tone, tempo, EVRYTHING. (I wish!)

80: You have more ideas than me on this.

81: You get a blond hamster, and then name it Roxas. (My classmate did that.)

82: The only thing your MP3 player has is KH music.

83: The ONLY music you have/listen to is KH music.

84: You spend how many hours perfecting on drawing KH characters or places.

85: You call a radio station and ask for them to play KH music.

86: You sue the station for not/not being able to play KH music.

87: You start a patition to have a KH area in Disney Land, World, etc.

88: You sue Disney Land, World, etc. for not having a KH place there.

89: You hope with all your heart that there will be as many KH games as there are FF games.

90: You have ideas for KH games. And they're actually worthy of being a game.

91: You come up with loads of KH characters. And they're worthy of being in a game.

92: You think there should be KH character shaped popsicles.

93: You spend all day perfecting talking like a Moogle. Kupo!

94: You dress like Yuffie, you get ninja stars, say "I'm the great ninja Yuffie!", and think you're Yuffie.

95: You can tell what each card is, where you get it, what it does, and what the slates are from the CoM game.

96: You can say where EVERY character, heartless, and nobody is.

97: You can say each item that each bad guy drops. Including the rarity.

98: You remember each blueprint for each gummi ship, what the bad ships are, and what they drop.

99: You know exactally what each ship peice does, and how to make a ulti-ship.

100: You have EVERY item in the game.

101: You have bared with me, laughed, and said that you did some of these things.

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SSAHC: Fhew! That was LONG. I did some of these things...

CI: Next time, don't do the whole thing durring the same day you started it when you make a list.

SSAHC: Shut up. Ow... My fingers hurt...

MD: Hehehe... Well, night people! It's like 10:50 on 5/8/2006.

Sora: Yeah, we're gonna start saying the dates we finish chapters.

Riku: That way, people will know how old a offer, contest, all that stuff, is.

Ansem: SS's gonna start a series of contests. If you finish them, you'll get a certificet saying you finished the chalenge. It'll give you a bit of pride to show off...

SSAHC: I'm also gonna do a parings chart. It'll give you peeps some ideas! Review and say what you think!

Axel: Got it memorized? SS doesn't own KH.

SSAHC: PS. More to come:D