Fibfi-Chan: AND WE RETURN WITH A NEW CHAPTER AND A NEW PERSON WORKING WITH US! TWO NEW THINGS AT ONCE~! AWESOME! –whispers something to Deke-
Deke & Fibfi-Chan: -both turn and expectantly stare at Blank-
Blank: …
Deke & Fibfi-Chan: -still staring making Blank feel REALLY akward-
Blank: … -sweat drops-
Deke & Fibfi-Chan: -still staring-
Blank: WHAT!
Deke & Fibfi-Chan: INTROUDUCE HER!
Blank: FINE! –crosses arms over his chest- Everyone, meet Angel, our newest co-worker and Fibfi-Chan's little sister.
Angel: HI! I'M ANGEL! –grins-
Blank: -groans-
Deke and Fibfi-Chan: -having major nose bleeds from her cuteness-
Angel: None of us own D. Gray-Man, if we did it would be completely plotless!
The Kid In Kanda
Lavi grinned as he came up with a plan for Allen and Yu to be friends. "Hey, Yu. Lets make a deal. I'll take ya ta see Grampa Bookman, ONLY if you and Allen become friends, alright?"
Yu's face immideintly lit up as he excitedly nodded and said "Yeah, okay Daddy~! Sorwwy Awen! I didn't mwean it! Now to Grampa Bookman!"
Lavi grinned and said "Alright, come on Yu!"
"Okay Daddy, bye Auntie Awen, Uncle Wink. And Mommy!" And with that, Yu and Lavi both skipped away, singing "We're off to see the Bookman, the wonderful Bookman of Black Order~! –mumble- something something something… -sings- Because because because because because~! Because of the wonderful person he is~! DoDoDoDoDoDo~! We're off to see the Bookman, the wonderful Bookman of Black Order~!"
Bookman sat in the library, wondering where the HELL Lavi told Lavi yesterday to come to the library to study, and he STILL hasn't shown up! That irresponsible fool...
Bookman inwardly groaned at how quiet it was in here. When it was this quiet, it usually meant that something crazy was about to happen. Like…like…Komui building yet ANOTHER Komurin, or, something like, Komui turning that Kanda kid into a five-year old or something. Pffft. Like THAT would happen!
The loud crash of the library door colliding with the wall, most likely cracking it, jerked Bookman out of his thoughts, and, as if to be sure that he was paying attention, Lavi's loud and obnoxious voice yelled "OLD PANDA! ARE YA IN HERE? I HAFTA SHOW YA SOMTHIN IMPORTANT!"
Bookman sighed and said "Yes you fool! Now come here!"
Just a few seconds later, Lavi and a little five-year old that oddly resembled Kanda peeked around the corner of a bookshelf.
'YES!' Bookman thought as he grinned evily 'NOW I CAN LECTURE THAT FOOL TIL HIS EARS BLEED! But…wait. There's a little kid. Ahh well, who cares?' "LAVI! WHO'S THE KID AND WHERE THE HE-" he replaced his cuss word when he saw the little kid staring at him innocently. 'Wouldn't want to taint his ears, would I?' "-ECK HAVE YOU BEEN!"
Lavi paled and said while nervously shuffling his foot in the carpet "Well, Komui told me and Lena ta take care of him or else we'll pay by him torturing us ta death. AND~ the kid, belive it or not, is Kanda! Yaknow, the guy with the sword named mugen and the long hair?" He added the last part because Bookman's shocked expression, and was worrying that he didn't remember.
'Well…that's ironic.' Was all Bookman got to think before his sleeve was tugged by a small hand. He looked down and felt blood trickle from his nose at Yu's adorable-ness.
"Grawmpwa Bookmawn, cwan I hwave a hug?" Yu innocently questioned as he held his arms wide, fully welcoming any hug.
"Uhhh….sure…?" Was all he could manage from under the spell of Yu's adorableness, before Yu wrapped his tiny arms around his waist and big shinny and adorable eyes locked with his own and Bookman hugged him back, making Yu grin up at him.
Suddenly, Bookman felt something very foreign. Emotion. He just felt compelled to protect Yu from anything and everyone. Wow…this was…odd.
Bookman looked over at Lavi and saw him talking to the new scientist Peck, then pointed over to Bookman and Yu, and then Peck saw Yu's eyes, and a huge stream of blood went from his nose and to the ground, where Peck shortly joined it.
A few minutes later, Peck recomposed himself and said; "Well, Cheif Komui wants to see you three in his office in about half-an-hour. Good day!" He said as he all but ran to the door and went skidding down the hallway.
Bookman, Lavi, and Yu all watched with deadpan expressions and all noted how he refused to look in Yu's direction. At all.
"Well, we better get goin, huh gramps? Come on Yu! Lets go!" Lavi said as he dragged Yu along and called over his shoulder "Gramps, come on! We gotta get goin!"
Bookman sighed and mumbled "Coming…" Before following them out the door, and they all went on their way to Komui's office, happily skipping while holding hands with Yu im-between Lavi and Bookman, grinning.
Fibfi-Chan & Angel: -laying on the ground in their puddle nose-bleed blood-
Deke: -staring at Blank in utter shock from what he just wrote-
Blank: …what?
Fibfi-Chan & Deke: SINCE WHEN DID YOU WRITE STUFF THAT'S CUTE!
Angel: -latches on to Blank's leg- Blank, you're my role-model~
Blank: …. –see's the light and runs twords it, leaving his body to crumple onto the ground-
Random Voice That Might Be God: Sorry Blank, not your time yet! I'm sorry, but you must continue to live with the idiots the you calls 'friends'. BUT! To keep you company I'll send down someone like you!
Blank: -sits up with a wtf expression and see some random guy in a mask kneeling in front of him- What. The. Flippin. Goldfish.
Masquerade: HI! I'm Masquerade! And~ I have a question…ever heard of love at first sight?
Blank: -pales incredibly, and murmurs- Yeahh….
Masquerade: -grins evily- GREAT! WE WILL BE THE PERFECT EVIL COUPLE WHO WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Blank: -gets carried away by Masquerade and into the sun-set-
Deke, Fibfi-Chan & Angel: -laying facedown in the river after being beat up by Masquerade- Uhhnn….
