Disclaimer: I does not own YJ or Batman or Justice League or Whose Line… only in my dreams... but anywho this was just one of those stories that I came up with out of bored! Ain't everything good created out of boredom tho? Like the inventing of waffles, batman, and most importantly….. Pie.
WAIT! I was wrong! All good things come from pie:3
Alfred: We are now moving on to a game called Let's Make a Date. Batman, Superboy, Wally, and Robin will be playing. Batman, Superboy, and Robin you are contestants on a dating show and you're hoping to be chosen by Wally who's lonely and desperate (Wally pauses to look at Alfred) Wally you try to guess what they are acting as. Batman, Superboy, and Robin there is a card beside you that tells you who you are to act as. Let's begin.
Batman's card reads "Old Blues Player," Superboy's card says "excited dog," and Robin's says "Auctioneer."
Wally: (Talks in nasally falsetto voice) Contestant number 1, hi. (Waves flirtingly)
Batman: (Speaks in gravelly voice) Hello, girl hahaha.
Wally: You're a jolly sort.
Batman: That's cause I don't let things get to me (Laughing, appears laid back) Sometimes they might get to me but they don't get to me. (Still smiling) Woo!
Wally: Number one, I love holidays. If I were a turkey what would you stuff me with?
Batman: Ah, girl that's pretty simple… I'd stuff you with croutons dun dun da dun… I'd stuff you with sauce dun dun da dun… I'd st… (Can't finish sentence due to laughing)
Wally: Uh… Number 2, hi! (Waves)
Superboy: HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! (Panting like a dog and can't sit still)
Wally: Hey, are you okay?
Superboy: YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
Wally: Alright... I (Pauses to stare frighteningly at Superboy) … Number 3, hi!
Robin: (Speaking quickly) Hello, it's nice to be here. (Wally says hey) hello, hello.
Wally: How are you?
Robin: Fine. Thank you very much.
Wally: Good. Listen, where would you take me on a romantic evening?
Robin: I supposed we'd go out to a movie, maybe dinner after that, dinner... Mashed potatoes, gravy, uh, uh, have a great night, have you by ten… I hear 11, I hear 12, I don't know… (Continues mumbling rapidly)
Wally: Thank you, uh… Number 1…
Batman: Yah, girl hahaha.
Wally: I'm a late sleeper, what's it like for you when you first get up in the morning?
Batman: I think to myself, I'm feeling low and I need some loving to get me up. (Begins almost singing. Pretends to play piano.) And I stretch and I stretch, and I think about you cause there ain't no secrets to what you can do. Ha ha I love you… oh yeah… I love you… I love you, oh yeah... (Laughs and claps the palms of his hands together.)
Wally: Oh, okay, I'm growing fond of you as well. Number 2…
Superboy: Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
Wally: I like to keep in shape, and I like to run around in the park.
Superboy: Me? Yeah! Yeah!
Wally: What do you like to do to stay in shape?
Superboy: Same thing! Ball? Throw the ball! (Stands up and looks around excitedly for imaginary ball. Robin pats his shoulder.)
Wally: Number 3…
Robin: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY….
Wally: Oh…
Robin: HEEEEY… OOOOOOH… Hello, hello.
Wally: Hi, hi.4
Robin: Hey
Wally: Hello
Robin: Hi, hi.
Wally: I like to go to those discount restaurants because they're cheaper. How much would you spend on a dinner?
Robin: Oh, I couldn't say… I'd probably say 5 dollars, 10 dollars, maybe 20 dollars. I just wanna impress you; impress you, uh, as much as I can. I wanna sleep with you once; I wanna sleep with you twice, and SOLD!
Alfred: Uh… Sir, would you like to guess?
Wally: Alright, Alfie. I think number 1 is a blues singer?
Alfred: Yes, sir. An old blues singer.
Wally: Number two is a spotted jackal from the Serengeti plains. No, he's a dog.
Alfred: An excited dog, yes.
Wally: And number three is very hyper. I think he's a, uh… uh… an auctioneer of some kind.
Alfred: Yes, sir, brilliant job, sir. 500 points to Superboy for sticking his tongue out so much. Ha ha next up is a game called Foreign Film Dubbed. I will explain the rules after this commercial.
Okay, review this and i'll get started on the next chapter. haha sry it took so long to get this up ive been rly busy lately so yah:P
