Outline: (This is the one-shot for The Android I promised) Lisanna breaks up with Natsu for Sting and Natsu gains some brain cells coming up with a plan to win her back. Takes place in Modern AU. This took pretty long...

"Natsu, we lost the spark..." Lisanna said sadly. "I'm breaking up with you."

"What? Is this a prank? Gray you can come out!... Was it something I did? I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" Natsu whined.

"No! No, no you did nothing wrong. It's not you it's me. I'm sorry I have to go..." Lisanna stated. Her ride pulled up and a blonde guy came out and helped her in. He noticed Natsu and smirked. Natsu got angry, but before he could march over there and beat the shit out of the blondie, the car drove away...

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Natsu woke up panting heavily. He saw his bed was covered in used dirty tissues and his eyes were puffy and red. 'Really, Natsu, really? You shouldn't cry over a girl! She should be crying over you!' Natsu thought. He then climbed out of bed and neglected brushing his teeth...what was the point? He then saw Happy was sleeping by his food bowl with his stomach growling loudly. "Sorry Happy..." Natsu whispered to Happy and filled his food bowl. He hadn't had the heart to do anything after hearing that sentence he'd never thought he'd hear. But he could win her back...and instantly devised a plan.

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Natsu gathered metal from Gajeel and got a weirded look while he was carrying it out the door. Gray heard about the news and decided to help him take her down...while Natsu thought Gray was helping him win her back. It would take a lot of man power so he rustled up Laxus, Jellal, and Elfman to help him. Natsu did hear the comment of "Why would he want her back after what she did to him?!" coming from one of the guys, but the others just shrugged. He just dismissed the words before it registered through his brain...idiot.

After several days of hard labor (it was extreme...some would collapse randomly and wake up several hours later, their breakfast, lunch, and dinner, was cup noodles, they bathed every other day, and they had to eat pee regulating pills that Natsu gave them to eat, to keep them from peeing too much), they looked at the finished robot in awe. She had shiny gold hair, dark brown orbs for eyes, a perfect figure, and flawless skin (...flawless paint). She had a white dress on that reached mid-thigh along with white sandals on her feet. The guys left to see their girlfriends they lied to about having a seven day boy's night out. Natsu just stood there and kept staring, even as everyone shot him a weirded-out look while packing and heading out. He then pressed the "on" button.

"Hello Master Natsu. I am happy you have created me," the robot stated. "My name is Lucy. I hope we can get along. I will be delighted to help you in any favor."

"Well, can you pretend to be my girlfriend?" Natsu asked. The robot stared in confusion and started searching for the word "love".

"Search complete. Favor accepted." Lucy announced. Natsu sighed and started lecturing her on acting like a human and talking like one then heading onto the topic of love.

It was going to be a long day.

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"Aww...Natsu you're so sweet!" Lucy declared loudly to Natsu. Natsu was introducing everyone to his new robot girlfriend which no one but Laxus, Gajeel, Gray, Jellal, and Elfman knew she was a robot. Erza got her in her bone crushing hug with Lucy and stated she was 'hard as a rock'. Levy started giggling with Lucy because Lucy knew every book Levy had read to the last detail. Mira was shaking Lucy's hands crazily up and down and started shouting how Natsu and Lucy are now her OTP. Juvia was muttering something about 'new Love Rival has appeared'. Evergreen was just star-...no, glaring menacingly at her because she was perfect... The only person with their mouth open agape was Lisanna at how fast Natsu had snagged a girlfriend, a beautiful one at that.

"So...how did you two meet?" Lisanna pried. Natsu shifted uncomfortably but Lucy was ready with the alibi Natsu had taught her.

"Oh, me and Natsu met by pure coincidence..." Lucy said dreamily. "I was carrying a heavy load of luggage because I was moving and couldn't find my house. I took so long to come, the sellers already sold the house to the second customer that wanted it. Natsu ran into me, literally, and said I could live with him."

"Wait wait wait...NATSU! What if she was a murderer?!" Lisanna accused. "And if you guys were living together how come I never saw you?!"

"I didn't want her living on the streets and I can fight! And well, every time you were coming over, I had Lucy stay over at Gajeel's." Natsu lied smoothly. "I didn't want you to be jealous..."

"No...something doesn't add up! I have never seen any girl things anywhere around your house..." Lisanna thought aloud. Natsu sheepishly scratched his head.

"Well, remember the room that I said was my dad's?" Natsu recalled while Lisanna nodded her head remembering. "I cleaned it out and gave it to Lucy." Which was another...'Big. Fat. Lie.' all the five boys thought. Natsu hadn't touched that room since his dad abandoned him, but Lisanna didn't know and just gave in trying to interrogate him and Lucy.

They spent the rest of the day having a double...triple...quadru- (oh! you know what I mean) date when Sting finally arrived. Lisanna almost puked when...

Natsu put a flower in Lucy's hair and kissed her forehead.

Natsu held Lucy's hand willingly.

Natsu let Lucy cuddle up next to him in the theater.

Natsu told Lucy to wait and bought her flowers when they passed by the floral shop.

Natsu went up on stage and sang a love song at directly Lucy when they went to karaoke.

Natsu stared only at Lucy everywhere the couples went.

'What?! Natsu never did any of those things when we were together! It always was only me who made the moves and asked him out! Other than that, we were just together!' Lisanna thought staring at them with a glare and gripping her plastic liquid container so hard, that it broke and her drink splattered all over her. Natsu teared off his eyes on Lucy for one second and noticed Lisanna had spilt her drink all over herself. Lucy had already stood up with her napkins and tried to wipe off the drink when Lisanna said 'It's okay' and headed to the bathroom. Lucy was going to follow her but was stopped by Natsu.

"She just needs her alone time..." Natsu assured Lucy that she didn't do anything bad. Lucy just nodded her head understandingly and sat next to Natsu. Natsu noticed Sting wasn't worried about Lisanna at all and didn't even notice she spilled her drink. Sting was checking out other girls nearby and winking when he received eye contact. The girls he was staring at giggled in response. 'What the fuck?! He already has Lisanna and he doesn't care! He's a jackarse!'

Lisanna had come out from the bathroom and it was already ten thirty eight (p.m. ...duh). Everyone had finished their food and drinks and were yawning. Erza was curled up against Jellal with his arm around her neck looking quite cozy, Elfman was snoring while Evergreen was leaning on his shoulder, Juvia had her arm locked tight around Gray's arm and was sleeping soundly uttering the occasional 'Love Rivals will never win against Juvia...muahahahahaha' or 'Gray-sama will always be Juvia's...' or the weirdest of them all...'Oh! Gray-sama! Juvia needs you...' (seriously...what goes on in her head?!), Mira was also leaning into Laxus's warmth and was asleep with his arm around her, Levy was on Gajeel's [lap?!] sleeping while Gajeel seemed to be thinking 'Gihihi' about how he scored 'Shrimp' to sit on his lap, and Lisanna was muttering how this was her favorite top and Sting was still resuming his 'checking out other girls' scheme.

"Hey guys! Me and Luce are heading home! See you guys around!" Natsu bellowed tiredly while yawning at the same time.

"We need to work on our grammar Natsu!" Erza mumbled sleepily. "Shoullldddd beeee Luuucy and I..." She continued slurring. Either way, Natsu didn't hear either as he was already walking across the street.

This was a fun date...

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"Ugh Sting! I can't believe you aren't even worried about me! All you answer is 'Uhuh' whenever pretty girls are around and you start checking them out!" Lisanna complained. "I can't believe I dumped Natsu for you! He's better than you! You...you...arsehole! I'm breaking up with you!" Sting looked shocked to be called an arsehole and for Natsu to be one rank higher than him. He just looked lazily at Lisanna's retreating figure and then glared. 'How dare she say Natsu was better than him! He was the best guy in the whole world (wow big ego...)! How dare Natsu steal Lisanna from him! Natsu shouldn't have two girls fawning over him! They both should be all over me! I'm getting my revenge!' Sting thought inwardly and grabbed his weapon.

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Natsu's phone started ringing rapidly and not wanting to wake Lucy up, he ran over to his phone and sleepily answered,

"Heeellllooo?" Natsu slurred with sleep present in his voice. He started looking around to see if he woke up Lucy and luckily, he didn't. Lucy was still asleep in his bed looking as beautiful and peaceful as ever.

"Natsu! Meet me by the park! And come alone please...!" Lisanna whispered into the phone. She then hung up and left Natsu to wonder what the hell was so important that couldn't wait until fucking tomorrow... Natsu quickly got dressed in record time though and tripped several times trying to put on his long jeans...what? It's cold in the morning...

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At The Park~ 2:53 A.M.

Natsu was holding a flashlight while crossing the street and kept thinking 'Sleep...sleep...slee-' but his conscience wouldn't let him abandon Lisanna and keep her waiting in this dark...cold...place where kidnappe-...he then started running to the park.

"Urghhh Natsu! What took you so long?! I've been waiting here for ten whole minutes!" Lisanna exclaimed.

"Ahaha...Sorry..." Natsu apologized sincerely. "Why did you call me here at three a.m?!"

"Well...I wanted to talk to you about our relationship..." Lisanna started. Natsu just looked bewildered and had eyes the size of saucers. "I broke up with Sting. Can we get back together?"

'What? Wait...this is what I've been waiting for isn't it?! But...I don't want Lisanna anymore...even if Lucy is a robot I still love her...she was still better than Lisanna and treated me differently...' Natsu thought. Sting was lurking in the background holding something sharp and eavesdropping on their conversation.

'How dare Natsu steal my girl?! Even if she wasn't as pretty as the others she can't dump me! I'm the dumper not the dumpee! I will get my revenge!' Sting then ran out of the bushes and charged at Natsu, knife in hand. Lisanna was the first to notice and warned Natsu. Unfortunately, Natsu was still reconsidering and was lost deep in thought. Lucy suddenly appeared and took the hit instead. Lisanna ran, not wanting to be involved in the crime scene as did Sting, who dropped the knife and ran for it. Natsu turned around and saw Lucy twitching and had sparks coming out of her.

"Lucy! Why'd you take the hit?!" Natsu shouted wanting his voice to reach her. Lucy turned her head slowly but steadily.

"I-I followed-d you because tha-t phone call was susp-p-icious to me-e. I was loo-king out for you but you di-dn't notic-e me hidi-i-ng in the tree abo-ve y-you. I-I knew Master Natsu c-ould never be re-vived again...I...love...you...Nats-u..." Lucy stuttered and then went lifeless. Her whole body stopped sparking and moving, her eyes lost the light within it, and then her body started disappearing, leaving only a silver, sparkly, metal heart in Natsu's hand...the rest Natsu couldn't remember the next morning when he woke up in bed.

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Natsu knew he couldn't tell anyone except Laxus, Jellal, Gray, Gajeel, and Elfman what happened because no one would believe him. All five listened thoughtfully and started crying while Laxus and Gajeel were too cool for that and just sniffled. They couldn't bury the body because only God knows where it was and Natsu wanted to keep the heart. The five boys offered to help him revive Lucy with another robot but he didn't want to. His reason was, "No other robot can replace Lucy..." And the five guys left him to mourn. They went off to tell their girlfriends what had happened and comforted them when they heard the news. The most affected was of course, Natsu, and he raided his wine cabinet and started drinking. Gray came in to check out how he was doing, and found him looking wasted and dead on the dining table surrounded by nine empty 80 percent vodka bottles. Gray didn't know how the hell he got those bottles and just dragged him by the foot and dumped him on the bed.

"Ugh, just stay there and do not move. I'm not cleaning up your hangover puke." Gray demanded and left a puke bucket just in case. Gray took out his phone and went over next door to Gajeel's and looked for a babysitter with him because he and none of the guys want to take care of him...they weren't moms.

"Hey that girl looks like...Bunny girl!" Gajeel claimed. Gray followed the direction Gajeel's finger was pointing at and his mouth dropped open onto the floor. He checked the birth date, name, where she lived, and it seemed she had just started babysitting. The birth date was exactly the date they built her only twenty years earlier, her name was Lucy Heartfilia, she still had the same hair, eyes, and figure, and she lived across the street from Gajeel's house. Gray scrambled to call her and found out her voice was the same.

"Lucy Heartfilia speaking how may I help you?" Lucy answered politely. Gray was astonished at how they were exactly the same!

"Uhhh can you help me babysit my eight year old friend?" Gray asked...still surprised.

"You are friends with an eight year old? But, okay! Address please!" Lucy said cheerfully.

"Umm...we are across the street from you, the house on the right side of the house...your right. The house is red." Gray described horribly. Lucy seemed to understand and then said that since you are her first customer, she's accepting no pay. Gray and Gajeel then got up and ran into Natsu's house and shaking Natsu awake. "Natsu wake up! We got you a babysitter!"

"Urgh...whatever..." Natsu mumbled. The door bell started to ring and Gajeel went to answer the door. He let her in despite her uncertain looks she shot at him and he led her to Natsu's room. Gray then greeted her while she screamed...

"I thought I was babysitting an eight year old! This guy is at least what? Eighteen?!" Lucy accused of them tricking her.

"He's twenty...I said twenty earlier didn't you hear?" Gray lied...Gajeel was laughing in the back. "Well off we go!" and Gray motioned Gajeel to follow him and they both ran for it before she could question them more. Lucy sighed and thought if they were a gay couple and then started making breakfast because boy, was his stomach growling loudly...

Natsu awoke to something smelling good and started stumbling towards the source. He sat down and waited for the pancakes to finish and started eating like a monster. Lucy was surprised but just thought it was a boy thing. She sat down next to him and they started to get to know each other. She was back and may not remember their times together, but he'd gladly make new memories with her.

And that's all that mattered to Natsu.

(When they finally get together, they introduce Lucy to everyone at a cafe, explain the story, and of course, she sees Gray's and Gajeel's girlfriends and...

"I thought you guys were a gay couple!" Lucy exclaims and then...Juvia gets over protective and now, sees Gajeel, her best friend, as a Love Rival.)

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A/N: Yay reincarnation...man this is too similar to my other story but oh wells...

Anyone want to tell me why is there a '90 day' date by my doc manager stories? Thanks. Until then, I'm going to just make sure it stays 90days...

-Violet out!