Sorry i haven't been updating...haven't been near a computer in nearly a week so, yeah. This Episode of Pure Awesomeness is based off of yesterday night's (4-9-12) Monday Night Raw...Cena was kinda acting off but that's just how i feel. I don't own anything but the story and myself.


Me; Hey guys, it's been a while!

Crowd;* Cheers*

Me; Ha, nice to know you missed me too. Anyway we have 2 guest today! Welcome back to Pure Awesomeness! *Viva La Vida plays*

Crowd; Cheers

Me; Ah so you like the new theme so-

John; Hey what's up? *walks next to me*

Me; What the hell Cena! You're supposed to wait 'til I call you out!

John; Yeah, I didn't feel like it.

Me; What? Are you ok today? You seem kind of…different.

John; I'm fine, ha there's nothing wrong with me.

Me; … doesn't seem like it, tell me what's up with you.

John; 2 words…Brock Lesner!

Me; Really?

John; Yeah, he's trying to steal my show!

Me; it's not your show John

John; *eye twitches and laughs* Yes it is!

Me; *rolls eyes* what ever get off my stage, I don't wanna talk to you any more

John; Fine, but remember this *turns to the Camera* BROCK RAW IS MY SHOW! *leaves*

Me; *sighs* Bring out the other gue-

Punk; I'm right here!

Me; *turns around* WTF? How long have you been here?

Punk; Long enough to see Cena turn crazy.

Me; Yeah, seems like he's gone Psycho

Punk; And he's not the only one

Me; …meaning

Punk; Jericho, have you seen what he's been doing to me?

Me; Yes I have bu-

Punk; Jericho is a total asshole…as a matter of fact he's a serial psycho asshole!

Me; Is there even a such thing as that?

Punk; It's a very rear species but yes, they do exists

Me; Ok then..

Punk; Freaky and Scary but so, so true *shakes his head*

Me; *looks out in the Crowd* Uh… I'm gonna end the show now

Punk; What, why?

Me; 'Cause look over there! *points in a direction*

Punk; *turn his head and see's Kane* That's not scary

Me; Not that! I told him to come here, I forgot to tell him I like the way he walks the ramp and sway his hair.

Punk; Please don't tell me you think he's hot

Me; In that mask he is

Punk;*Makes gagging noises and rolls around on the floor*

Me; ok seriously, look! *points in a direction*

Punk; *Stops what he's doing and see's Serial Psycho Jericho staring at us* WHAT THE FUCK

Me; *chill sent down my spine* Yeah, he is scary!

Punk; He's not only serial and psycho but he's a stalker too…Stalking Serial Psycho Asshole!

Me; Uuh, that's all the time we have today we gotta leave like right now *looks at Kane* Hey big sexy mind if you beat the crap outta Jericho?

Kane;...Never

Me; AW! Anyway guys make sure you run away from Stalking Serial Asshole

Punk; You forgot psycho, you can't forget psycho!

Me; What ever! *hops on Kane's back* Punk, Keyaira, and Kane AWAY! *Runs backstage*