Phew! Finally! TT TT I feel sooooo tired right now...but, I had to put this up! i HAD to!
Also, SilverUmbra, keep an eye out for a discreet mention of you, somewhere in the Hoenn region of Legendary explanations! ;3 Heehee!
Well, I've been making you guys wait long enough! Here's the next chapter of 'DL and Legendary Friends!'
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Log Entry 738 of Legendary Watch (Recently Made Restricted Once Again), June 12th (Again)
Well, things have changed drastically for the better (I hope). Since now this is only for special eyes only (again), I can say whatever I want without compromising anything super-top secret! Since I'm too lazy, I've just taken the old report and changed a lot (and I mean a lot) from it, but some things (like Latios and Latias' paragraph) have remained basically the same.
Lazy bones.
Shut up.
It's time to introduce you to the Legendaries you thought you knew so much about; the ones from the legends, the stories, the disasters, the miracles. Do you really want to know who they really are? Some of this information may shock you or even put you in total disbelief, but this is all true. Although I may have a good imagination, none of this is any of the Tauros you normally see around here – I have actual facts and such to back this up. And, I have been able to talk to them to find out what really goes on in their minds.
Hmm, dramatic opening.
Ignoring that. Let's start from the classics and make our way to the new kids on the street in chronological order of the regions, of course starting with Kanto:
Moltres, the Fire-Type Legendary Bird from the chain of islands that sits far off of the coast of Kanto, is an interesting 'little' thing. I couldn't really catch her personality, but she seems to be a bit sarcastic, as well as humorous and uplifting. She's the comedy relief in the other two's lives, or at least a part of the act. She always talks to Articuno whenever he needs someone to talk to, and yet she refuses to chat with the Thunder Bird. Some days, they don't even look at each other, and Articuno can only sigh and shake his head in disappointment. Moltres is perhaps a bit of a fun-loving teenager who might know when to quit be annoying but hasn't shown any signs of doing so.
Reminds me of you.
Oh, shut up. Oh, and she likes explosives – just a little tidbit I think you should know in case you get her angry.
Might explain that one time you lost your campsite to a huge inferno that seemed to come from nowhere.
Articuno, the Ice-Type Legendary Bird from the same islands who has been one of my favorites since I was a kid, is a pacifist living between a destructive Fire-Type who sometimes makes him uneasy and an Electric-Type who is as stubborn as a Snorlax and won't listen to anyone.
Type Disadvantages on both sides – yeowch.
Yeah.
He is almost always stressed when Zapdos is in the room, but whenever he's around Moltres, she helps him relax a bit before she blows something up. He could never really tell Zapdos 'no' and finds himself doing many chores and stuff that is the Thunder-Bird's job. He's a big brother to them both that wishes he could get a vacation.
I need a vacation.
No one cares about what you need! This is my report!
And you're only talking to me, so technically, it's not 'no one' that cares, it's
Oh, shut up! He also likes hand – err, wing – sanitizer.
Ha, I wouldn't have imagined a Legendary that had a phobia of germs.
I know, me neither!
Zapdos, the final Bird Legendary of the famous trio on the islands, is a bit…gender-confused.
…As in…?
I have made many observations, and the data says that Zapdos is a girl, (as well as everyone around her) but…she refuses that fact whenever someone says it and constantly says she's a guy.
…Odd.
The reason, I believe, is that so many humans have called her a 'he' because of her looks and actions, and it drove her insane and made her actually believe them – but, that's my theory.
Of course, because you'd be the only one odd enough to think like that.
She's stubborn and listens to only herself, constantly forcing Articuno to do her stuff for her. It's amazing the Ice-Type hasn't finally refused, but it's been thousands of years, and he's still doing it.
It's called 'responsibility', Megan. Perhaps you might have heard of it occasionally?
DL.
She can get on someone's nerves, too, if they listen to her long enough: "I can't stand that fire-chicken! She thinks she's all that! But if I gave her a taste of my Thunder – wah-pow! Hey, Articuno, where's my popcorn? Well, hurry up, you frozen duck!"
…That made me embarrassed.
Yeah, that's how bad it is. She has many 'fowl' jokes up her sleeves – err, wings – and isn't afraid to roll your eyes or make you scoff at them.
Hmm, what a 'queer' Pokemon.
Oh, shut up, don't even try to be funny.
Moving on from the trio, here comes the classic: Mew. Or, should I say, 'ultimate pink ninja cat from your closet'. Yeah, he's a little rascal, alright; he's pranked so many humans, it's not even funny (getting me several times), and he is so hyper most of the time that sometimes you wanna strangle him.
Familiar?
Nope.
But, from a distance, he's cute and adorable and hilarious to watch, and also has the plus of being a fountain for information.
Again, familiar?
You know how much I hate being called cute!
Yeah, I do.
Grr.
He is where I have gotten a lot of my data from (he does, after all, have the DNA of every single Pokemon in him and hangs out with all of the Legends), and every secret possible to know is in his tiny little brain (like what gender Zapdos is, what Arceus does in his spare time, etc.). Plus, he's a little kitty! What more can you love about him?
I bet that the only thing you don't like about him is his fur-color.
Yeah, pretty much.
Then, his 'clone' who really looks nothing like him other than some feline similarities, Mewtwo. Any Lucario out there might want to run and duck for cover, because he's out for revenge and won't let anyone in his way. Well, not really, but I like to think that underneath that calm exterior, there's a Pokemon hell-bent on vengeance, for that is what makes him Mewtwo (have you heard his diabolical laughter? Man, the only reason that I'm happy he's a good guy is that he won't kill me); a nice and happy Mewtwo prancing through daisies and hugging passing Buneary and Skitty isn't exactly what I had in mind, or Arceus, for that matter. That'd be scary.
I will agree with you on that point, although he's scary enough as it is.
Really? I don't think so.
Well, of course you don't think he's
Okay, anyways! Stop interrupting me, Proff!
He is barely considered a Legendary if only for the fact that Arceus decided he should be one because of his link with Mew, but he seems to just be a really hyped-up normal Wild Pokemon or something; he was man-made instead of Arceus-made, hates having to deal with humans, and prefers long walks on the beach, caramel apples, and purple cotton candy. He hates having to deal with Mew, too, (heh, Mew too, Mewtwo…heh…)
And you tell me not to make lame jo
– but he finds the little pink troublemaker following him purposefully trying to make him angry. And succeeding.
Like I'm doing to you?
Yeah. Like you.
Mewtwo definitely fits the 'or something' category. I have to say, though, he is one of my favorites, flaws and all. He constantly tours the world, however, so if I want spend time with him like Arceus said I could, I'd have to follow him as well, and he does not sleep often. Ugh…and last time he went through a tropical jungle…damn Carnivine and Toxicroak!
You had to get stitches that time, didn't you?
Yes. Ouch…it hurts just remembering it!
Now, we go into Johto, with its awe-inspiring Mt. Silver and dangerous whirlpools at the Whirl Islands:
Raikou, the Legendary Thunder-Tiger (although he's really a canine, I like to think of him as a tiger after reading about it somewhere on the internet) of the Johto plains, he may not be the brightest yellow crayon in the box. In fact, he could be perhaps the dullest crayon in said box. Not to say he's dumb or anything, but…sometimes he has his 'blonde' moments, especially when he's showing off.
But…he's yellow.
So? Yellow, blonde, same diff!
He is normally hanging out with the other two Dogs, and it's obvious that he likes Suicune a lot, but she doesn't seem to either realize it or return said feelings.
What, are you going to play matchmaker?
No. The poor guy, though, is too shy to say anything, and so I feel sorry for him.
…Well, I would if he hadn't blown up my entire system of cameras in a forest once when he tripped over a wire and accidentally shot out a Thunderbolt from his back (I will perhaps never understand this 'accident'). Clumsy-ass mutt….
You shouldn't be talking.
And neither should you!
But, he's extremely friendly and confident, making a good loyal friend (well, duh, being a Dog, that's obvious….), and although he's a show-off at times and cocky, he's really soft and kind-hearted.
You find everything on the internet, don't you?
Hey, when I'm bored and the Legendaries aren't around, what else am I supposed to do?
Suicune, the Legendary Water Wolf and the one most commonly seen, is perhaps in the same position as Articuno; she has to deal with an overconfident mutt who is clumsier than a Spinda with its feet tied together, and a stiff who doesn't like to do much fun stuff. Although she is sassier than the Ice Bird, the major difference between them is probably their tempers; Suicune's is easiest to ignite, while I haven't seen Articuno's since his frozen butt left his cave after that kid came to save the world.
What was the kid's name again? I forget, it had something to do with fire….
Heh…'fire will save the clan, Bluestar…'.
…What?
Nothing! Nothing! Oh, and I think it was Ash, by the way.
She is most annoyed by Raikou and his arrogance, but Entei can get on her nerves as well. She's the spunky big sister with a bad temper and connections to people with explosives (aka Moltres), but she likes to have long talks with some of the little or female Legendaries about things.
Hm, perhaps she can give you those 'girls talks' that you need so badly.
Shut up. And I don't need them.
Entei, the Fire Lion (again, he's a dog, but this sounds cooler) of hopes and dreams, is someone you would normally see standing at the edge of a cliff watching the waves of the ocean crash against the rocks all emo-ly or coolly, before Suicune pushed him off of it.
Are you always thinking such violent things?
…Yes.
She gets annoyed by his mere silent presence, and so he does try to interact with the others as best as he can, but he just wasn't made for socializing. I have to agree, it is hard to figure out what to say, but he will take hours to answer a question with one word and doesn't know the fact that staring is creepy.
Exaggeration, much?
Maybe; you can never be too sure with Mew.
He just needs a little teaching, is all, but who the hell will teach him? Besides, he likes to roam the countryside like Mewtwo or Deoxys, so he doesn't spend much time with the others, anyways. I've heard that Suicune and Raikou like to track him down, making a race out of it, but he isn't exactly pleased by it. Of course.
Kind of like how you hate being called short?
Yeah. Like that.
Now stepping away from the Dog Trio, how about the two birds? Lugia, to start with. I know that the Ruler of the Sea is said to have a deep male's voice, but my theory is that the brain cannot control how the receiver hears the message in telepathy, letting the person perceive them as they want to.
Sounds rather…smart.
Or, Lugia could just want to screw with the humans' heads, for she talks perfectly normal (with her mouth) to the other Legendaries. Meh, we'll never know.
And, of course you ruin it as soon as I mention anything about it. Do you want others to see you as dumb?
Maybe.
Now, Lugia is kind of stubborn and rash, but she's more considerate of others than Zapdos is. She thinks that it's unfair that Articuno does all of those chores, and she has said so to him, but she pretty much gets as much progress as Moltres does: none. So, she likes to be more direct by trying to either get the Ice-Bird angry (which never seems to work) or just stop him from doing it all together, pulling him away from the chores to do other things so that they aren't finished and Zapdos has to do them anyways.
Why does she do that?
She likes to spite Zapdos after the nasty shock she gave her back in the 'Chosen One' business, and although she always protects the Bird Trio from any ambitious trainers and such, she might 'accidentally' forget Zapdos for a moment and watch her get attacked before she actually saves her. She's a nasty little dragon-bird thing with a long memory, so don't get her angry, or your great grandkids may live to regret it.
I'll be sure to remember that.
Of course you'd have to – you probably have great-grandkids now!
I wish I could be there to picture you as Mew right now.
Aww, so you could hug me?
No.
Heehee!
Just get on with the report!
Geez, touchy old man….
Also, she is always fighting with Ho-oh; they argue over the stupidest of things, from how fish swim to why the sun shines yellow, and they never stop until either one gets tired and just tells the other to shut up or when someone else stops them and tells them to shut up. Heh, just like siblings…. (sigh)
Yeah, and I guess you would know, with how you fight with your Pokemon so much.
Oh, shut up.
Then there's Ho-oh, the Golden Rooster, or the 'Golden Turkey', as Lugia likes to say. But, the more accurate name would be what Mewtwo calls him: the 'Golden Peacock'.
What was it that you were saying about Zapdos' 'foul jokes'?
(insert rolling eyes here) He believes he is better then everyone else at everything and doesn't mind saying it to their faces. The only one he's even slightly considerate towards is Arceus, but even that is stretched. He has an ego fit to fill a blimp, and he is always going on and on about his feathers.
Seriously, dude, get a life.
But, he gets many looks from the females whenever he's flying past flocks of Swellow and such, so there's no stopping his self-esteem from skyrocketing until he just explodes with magnificence.
Actually, Lugia might like that idea…oh, well, hopefully he won't; he has to watch over mankind and laugh at us for our mistakes before he comes to save our sorry asses.
I agree, we need a giant, arrogant shiny-bird to keep us out of trouble.
I knew you had been quiet for too long….
Hey, you stole my name for him! Arrogant Shiny-Bird! (pouts)
With the two Precious Birds and the Dog Trio out of the way, that leaves Celebi, the forest sprite of Johto that could fit in a Tyranitar's mouth. She is one of the younger Legendaries, tending to hang out with Mew and the others, but she is the one who tries to stay out of trouble, unlike the others. She's kind of timid and shy, but when she gets angry or determined, she's a scary force to be reckoned with.
Reminds me of when you first came here.
Most of the time, though, she doesn't like to cause trouble, and it is only with great persuasion (aka mind control, i.e. Masked Marauder) that she will ever do anything to disturb others. Thankfully (or, perhaps, unfortunately) Mew is able to do that with his superior persuasion skills. She is very polite to everyone she meets unless she feels that they are there only to cause trouble, and then she blasts them away with a powerful Leaf Storm or Psychic blast.
Did you get a good first impression from her?
Yes. A very good one. She's nice.
Now we go from Johto to Hoenn, the place that I enjoy living in the most probably because of its clever Pokemon and strange people as well as exotic landscapes. The Legendary Pokemon that live here are:
The three Regis, Regice, Regirock, and Registeel. Yes, I clumped them all together into one paragraph, and the reason for that is simply this: I don't know enough about any of them to make more than a few sentences. It's creepy, though, that when I listen to them for so long, I think I may actually understand them. It might just be my imagination. Also, I will assume their genders, because I'm not exactly sure – Regirock seems like a laidback or cool guy, Regice has a high-pitched voice but still gives me the impression of a male, and Registeel seems to be like a tomboy female. I could be wrong, though – I'll have to ask Mew about them when I get the chance. Haven't you noticed that Registeel seems to be wearing a skirt? An author on FFN pointed that out, and now I have to agree that, yes, it does look like a skirt or something. And the genders are mostly from her observations, not mine because frankly, I haven't spent much time researching them.
What is with you and the internet?
Lots and lots and lots of spare time.
I'm sorry to say I've neglected them, but I've just been much too busy with the others to really care. Sorry, Proff, but maybe you could give me some pointers on them, they're welcomed whole-heartedly! Also, I have something against Regirock after he smooshed my stuff. Yes, smooshed. It's my word. (sticks tongue out) Get used to it!
You're going to hold a grudge over him because of an accident? Wow, that's pretty shallow for you, Megan.
DL. And he should have watched where he was going! He could have squished someone!
Skipping over them for now, let's go to Hoenn's major counterparts, which just happen to be Groudon and Kyogre. I think that they are sisters, not only because they fight like sisters, but because whenever they are yelling at one another (which is all they really do) their voices are extremely high and rather annoying.
Like y
TO START with the Ground-Type, Proff, Groudon is a tomboy of sorts who is rough and rowdy and likes to have fun. She goes on walks and such and is rarely in one place, having problems when she's confined in one place for long periods of time unless she's sleeping.
Claustrophobia?
Sort of. Arceus threatens to lock her in a room for a year, and it's funny to see her reaction with all of the screaming and the stomping. She can be a little hard-headed and hot-tempered, but mostly she just wants to eat, sleep, and have fun. She has some problems with feelings, being the tomboy, and so she argues with anybody who says anything related to 'girly' (my kinda Legendary!).
I bet you two will get along rather well.
Yep! Tomboys FTW! (That means 'for the win', by the way, in case you didn't get that, Proff)
Her sister, the Orca Legendary Kyogre, is almost an opposite of her; she likes to stay in her underwater cave and shop on the internet, talk to her friends, and watch television (with magical electronics that work underwater without killing anyone or breaking). She is very hypocritical and snooty, thinking that she is better than Groudon at most things, and so they fight very often about such things because Kyogre, surprisingly, is very good at feeding the flames of war.
Oh, the irony.
That is why there have been many wars throughout the world's history; if only Kyogre hadn't been such a bitch to Groudon, there would never have been a restart of the world. She just likes to point out every mistake of her sister, and even the other Legendaries as well. Rayquaza is always correcting her mistakes, taking 'business trips' under the sea to try to talk to her about her problems, but she rarely listens to him. He also tries Groudon, but the results are mostly the same.
I think you're a little prejudice against her because she's girly.
Shut up, no I'm not!
Speaking of the giant serpent, the Ozone Legendary of the sky Rayquaza is sort of arrogant himself, but not as much and with a sort of balancing humbleness that comes whenever something bad happens. When everything's going good, however, he kicks back, relaxes, and watches all that happens to the world with Ho-oh. I don't see him too often, though, so I want to do more research on him. He's been breaking up Groudon and Kyogre's fights since they've been on the job, and so he helps keep the world in balance. He takes his job of watching over the world (and the Continental Sisters, Groudon and Kyogre) seriously, obviously. He also likes to think, taking joy in answering people's questions (yay, good for me!).
You've always liked Dragons, haven't you?
Yeah, mostly because of him, really. He's pretty cool, isn't he?
Now, the two Eon Siblings Latias and Latios are going to be condensed into one paragraph because they are almost never apart; the older blue brother never leaves his sister's side, unless it's to go to the bathroom, and so there's no need to describe them separately. Latias is a kind, carefree spirit who is still shy and needs time to warm up to someone, mostly because Latios scares her into hiding from strangers. But, in truth, she is too curious for her own good, and every once in a while she will slip away from her brother (freaking him out) and explore around a bit, having a little fun. She actually scared me once; when I was looking at their island with a powerful telescope and couldn't find her, suddenly her face popped right in front of the lens and I found myself staring straight into her curious golden eyes. I flipped out and fell backwards, which ended up scaring her away, but afterwards when I realized what had happened I laughed. An almighty Legendary, scared by a puny human? She (or, more likely, her brother) could have blasted me to the far reaches of Palkia's domain with a head-on Zen Headbutt or Dragon Pulse. With his over-protectiveness and her ability to suddenly disappear, it's not easy to say that their days aren't hectic and filled with stress. But, they sure do have their adventures! (A/N: This is ignoring the Pokemon Heroes movie with the Soul Dew or whatever the hell it was, because I want Latios alive!)
Hmm, I never thought of Latios as the overprotective-brother type.
Really? Huh. I sorta did, but only because he'd keep looking around my direction and glaring back when I was studying them. (shivers) I swear, I think he could sense me or something….
Jirachi is an adorable little fellow who is shy but fun, kind of like Latias in the paragraph above, and he likes to ask people what they wanna wish for to make them happy.
…Wait, but I thought that….
Recently, Dialga sort of screwed up something with time, so the Wishmaker doesn't have to return to the comet anytime soon and he gets to hang out with the Legendaries before he leaves for another thousand years.
Ah.
Which, actually, is pretty lucky for me, unless I got Dialga to time-warp me to say 'hi' to him in the future or something.
Could he really do that?
(insert shrugging here) IDK my BFF Jill? (waves hand) No, no, don't answer that, it's an internet joke thing. Just listen to the rest of the report.
Okay.
He is childish and naïve, but he will go with whatever Mew says when the little pink rascal wants to prank someone. He is normally quiet and shy, being stuck in a crystal-thingie for a thousand years at a time, but he seems to have no trouble warming up to me! He hangs out with the smaller Legendaries a lot, but he likes to visit Cresselia every once in a while to see who's dreams he can fulfill.
I don't think I wanna know what you'll wish for when you see him….
I should wish for lots and lots of candy!
(Sighs) Of course.
Deoxys…well, it's hard to describe her. Yes, her – the Alien Pokemon from outer space is a girl. Mew told me about it after I kept on saying 'him', and now I feel stupid – but, I guess I can't really be blamed, since I've only just gotten to meet the Legendaries and all. I've heard a lot about her, but meeting her in person – or at least via telescope – is totally different than the stories. She's mystical, mystifying, and mysterious (to use an alliteration to describe her and say basically the same thing three times).
Having some grammar fun, Megan?
DL. And yes, I am, thank you very much!
I don't know too much about her, and, like Mewtwo, she travels around the world, but she rarely contacts the humans in any way, shape, or form. In fact, most people think she's disappeared! But, I've heard the other Legendaries talk about her, and I caught a brief glance of her before, so I know she's still here. I'm just waiting to actually meet her, though, like, in person person. You know, instead of behind a telescope lens? I'd like to see her up close and make an evaluation from what I see of her.
And I can't wait to hear what you see about her.
You and me both, Proff.
We're finally on the way to Sinnoh, the latest region I've researched as of yet. I'm sure there will be more, but for now let's see what's confined into this frontier:
Is Rotom even considered as a Legendary? Well, there's only one, really, and Mew said that they are trying to protect him because of that….
Like an almost extinct species?
Sorta.
(Also, all of this I've heard from Mew, so it may not be accurate with his exaggerations) He's a little electric dude who is as erratic and eccentric as a twitchy Psyduck on Tinymushrooms. He's also very ambitious, trying to be as great as the big Legendaries like Zapdos or Raikou, and he gets hurt very often. Not on purpose, of course…except for Zapdos, who enjoys hurting him (using Electric-Type moves just charges him, so she rams into him and uses him as a ball for sports).
She's just so mean, isn't she?
And yet, he doesn't mind, actually enjoying watching her attack him because of her 'grace' and 'finesse'. He is a hopeless romantic, imagining many impossible scenarios that always end up with getting the girl, and it's really too bad that he hasn't succeeded yet. 'If only, if only', as they saying goes.
I feel sorry for the little guy….
What, does he remind you of a younger you or something? (snickers) Oh, I'm just joking, don't take it personal, Proff!
(Sniff) I'm saddened now, Megan.
Not enough to stop annoying me by not saying DL!
Now, I know enough about the Spirit Trio of Sinnoh to make separate, perhaps short, paragraphs for each of them, starting in Pokedex number order with Uxie, the Spirit of Knowledge. He is the one who is always looking for mistakes in Mesprit's plans, making sure Azelf doesn't blow up stuff with his potions, and stopping disasters before they start. He is constantly reading (or, rather, listening to tape recordings of) dictionaries and such, since 'you can never know enough about anything', and he is often quietly thinking over things he has memorized (by the way, he can memorize anything that he hears or 'sees' with his Psychic powers). Mesprit likes to tease him a lot, and he is easily irritated only by her.
I think he'd would be a good friend.
I know!
Mesprit, the Spirit of Emotions, is the girl that always plays around and messes with people: instead of stopping fights like Uxie, she likes to start them, usually ones that are hard to handle. She is easily directed by her emotions, as irony would have it, and it takes a lot of 'logical sense' (Uxie's lectures) or 'painful truths' (Azelf's potions) to stop her. She also makes plans to do a multitude of things, like to get people or Pokemon together or to beat some rival at a game, and she always has Uxie look over them and Azelf set it up, making the ultimate super-team. She sort of leads them, in a way, although she is easily provoked.
Hm, you'd think Azelf would lead them with him being the Being of Willpower.
Again, the Legendaries surprise us humans. Nothing new.
Indeed.
Azelf, the Spirit of Willpower, helps motivate the other two to do things and gets Mesprit's emotions to rile up and force her to take command of a situation. He enjoys watching Mesprit and Uxie bicker because he says he 'loves to see people take action to defend what they believe is right', kind of like how Uxie 'watches' educational documentaries and Mesprit watches soap operas. He also likes to cause fights, but only verbal ones because physical battles result in mass pain, and he is allergic to pain. Oh, and he likes potions; he's like a mad scientist or alchemist or something, creating concoctions that nobody wants to drink willingly.
Maybe that's the reason he doesn't lead the Spirit Trio.
(scoffs) Ya think?
Now we come to the Celestial Brothers, Dialga and Palkia. The Ruler of Time is a sort of thoughtful one, except that he often only thinks of a few people and not the rest of the majority. He will focus on a single group and ignore the rest, which is why he and Palkia are constantly bickering and insulting each other. Palkia doesn't like it that he can't love the entire world, but the Time Dragon simply said 'too many people means your affection is stretched and thinned'.
He lives each day in painful thinking, because he experiences the past, present, and future constantly, even with personalities matching those three time zones to talk in his head and advice him. I mean, he's got to think of yesterday while goig through today and tomorrow at the same time (haha), but he has to make sure he doesn't accidentally do today what he needs to do tomorrow and he can't do tomorrow what he has to do today! And then, sometimes he gets them backwards…at times, he gets time mixed up, and it's really hard for him to focus on just the present to get himself back on track because if he doesn't watch over all of time, it will fall apart. Sucks to have that much responsibility.
Thinking about that made my head hurt.
Writing about that made my head hurt.
Of course, Palkia's job isn't a walk in the park, either; he has to watch over all of Space at the same time so it doesn't fall apart. Of course, that means he knows all that's happening (in the present), while Dialga knows all that has/is/will ever happen (in a certain area).
Interesting concept.
Indeed it is, good fellow. Indeed it is.
Now, Palkia as I said earlier is compassionate about everyone, and he tries (most of the time) to not mess anything up for anyone. He once stepped on a Ledyba and cried for a week before Giratina finally revived the damn thing so he'd shut up. He isn't a sissy, per se, but he can be kind of emotional and delicate concerning others' wellbeing and such. He isn't one to take lightly whenever you are having a conversation about pollution and such with him.
He'd get taught a thing or two by Groudon, for sure.
Ugh, don't say 'for sure', because it reminds of an annoying and vulgar song. Please.
Heatran…well, it's kind of hard to talk about her when I've only just met her and Mew refuses to talk about her because he's 'scared' of her. After all, she is the only bisexual Legendary that I know of.
…What?
Oh, did I just hear a gasp? That's right, folks, Heatran is a bisexual girl.
…Who are you talking to?
(Ignoring that) None of the Legendaries for some reason like to hang out with her, and the only Pokemon that get anywhere near her or try to be friendly are Rotom, Spiritomb (who got unbound from the Odd Keystone in the Stone Tower), a Froslass named Honey (although she can't stay too close to her or her home because of the Type Disadvantage), Regigigas or sometimes the Regis, and her assistants, a Magmortar named Pedal and a Dugtrio named Mortar. (Oh, did I mention the Legendaries had assistants? Meh, well, now you know.) She's very sweet, though, so I don't understand why she's so lonely. Maybe I can get the rest of the Legendaries to see her in a different light….
You're so kind and caring to Heatran, and yet you want to be angry at Regirock? I'll never understand you.
And you never will. (smiles)
Regigigas, surprisingly, is a Normal-Type, which really threw me for a loop (I had assumed he was Psychic or something), although he's anything but normal. He seems to act like a mother towards the other Regis, and the only reason I know he's a guy is because Mew told me.
I wish I could tell you much more, but that's all I really know; it's hard to make up facts about this guy. I can tell you that he's big! He's, like, five times the size of any of the Regis!
Wow, descriptive word choice, Megan.
Shut up! And it's DL!
Giratina, the Lord of Death, is illusive to me, even with my awesome skills and express permission from Arceus to meet him. I have never seen the Legendary for more than a few moments, and even then I mostly just saw a wing or his feet and he disappeared once more before I could adjust my camera fully (this is speaking about before I got permission from Arceus). So, I guess I'll have to actually venture out to find him since he hasn't come to a meeting yet. That might lead to some problems…hmm….
Well, I'm sure that his job is very time-consuming and a constant burden to bear.
Yeah, with all of those dead people and Pokemon…yikes, I'd be afraid to go to sleep!
Cresselia is the Legendary of the Crescent Moon and good dreams. Although I do not know as much about her as I do about Mewtwo or Moltres, I do know that she is always fighting with Darkrai and trying to take his victim's and fixing their dreams.
That's natural, considering their opposing jobs.
He always gets pissed off at her because she tries to stop his nightmares, and she is always planning something against him. She likes to see a plan come together and mess up his life, which Mesprit is happy to provide, and explosives from Moltres really make her day.
She sounds…scary, not sweet.
Normally, though, she is sweet and polite and kind (to everyone except Darkrai) and she likes to give people good dreams because it makes her feel like she is helping the world become a better, happier place. She talks sassy and sarcastic at times, but in a light and cheerful way, you know, like someone who's the life of the party.
Her voice is lovely to listen to as well, giving you thoughts and feelings of your most wonderful dreams…. Jirachi comes to visit her and talks to her about humans, and they're actually pretty good friends whenever he's able to come. Too bad he normally stays for only a week every thousand years….
Perhaps it's a good thing Dialga messed up time for him.
…Yeah, now that I think about it, it is!
For some reason, I haven't found any Pokedex information about Darkrai, so this is all from personal experience and actual observations (plus good ol' Mew): the Dark Prince is usually a silent, solitary Legendary who stays on his island, waiting for the time to cast a nightmare upon some poor soul. He is irked by Cresselia and her 'goody-goody-two-shoes dreams' and especially hates it when she tries to ruin his nightmares. (They fight like a pair of teenagers – it's so funny to watch!) So, he likes to prank the metallic swan with the help of Azelf and his potions, Mew and his pranking skills, or a particular pair of Pokemon who seem to know him personally, in a way.
That sounds…surprisingly immature.
He can be a bit of a sore loser whenever the Crescent Moon Legendary beats him at something (i.e. gets his victim), and he doesn't like to talk about his past mistakes. He prefers to think of himself as 'perfectly flawed'.
And I bet he hates your hugs, too.
Oh, shut up, I only hugged him once. So, bleh! (sticks tongue out)
I decided to throw Shaymin in here because I couldn't find her in the Pokedex, but…this is really all I know: she's green and white with flowers on her back. See? I don't know everything…. I've still got a lot to learn. Err, are you nice enough to talk to me about her? I mean, it's sad because I'm going to be able to spend some time with her, and yet I still don't know much about her because my attention is never really on her for long enough.
I've heard she can create fields of flowers rather quickly.
Really? Hm, so maybe that's why she's good friends with Celebi….
Manaphy is the Prince of the Sea, joining the Ruler of the Sea (Lugia) and the Creator of the Sea (Kyogre) in hierarchy. He's kind of commanding, giving out orders to other people despite his size, and he likes to take command of things like Mesprit and Lugia. Even though he is smaller than most Legendaries, he is a force to be reckoned with and doesn't like to be kept waiting. The other Legendaries can occasionally be frightened by him whenever he starts to threaten them for something, and even Arceus bends to his will a little to stop him from killing someone. He's kind of bratty in that sense, but it's adorable whenever he makes sure that him and the other smaller Legendaries gets the best of the best. He's nice to me, too, just like how Jirachi is different around me. I guess it is good to become friends with a stranger.
And you live by those words.
Shut up.
And finally, Arceus, the God of the Pokemon and Creator of all. (Told you he existed, Proff!) He is a very considerate Pokemon, taking the time to think about the mortals before the Legendaries, and he does not do something if it will hurt the mortal populations.
I like him already.
Ha, I thought you would!
His top priority is to protect the Earth and all that lives on it, as well as the other planets with life-forms on them, but he still puts mortals on Earth first and spoils them rotten. After all, humans have cool Pokemon, awesome room service, and are protected from every disaster possible by at least one Legendary – Pokemon get to travel the world with a human, show off their strengths and improve their weaknesses with experience, and have the ability to live wherever they want if they need to – what more could you want?
…Wait, other planets?
…Oops! I wasn't supposed to say that…just…pretend I didn't say anything? Okay? Okay!
He has a good sense of humor and rarely ever gets mad or irritated, but I've heard that it is scary when he is mad. He has, of course, never cast his wrath upon a mortal creature, forgiving even Team Galactic for their wrongdoings. I think he's just nuts, personally, 'cause I know how bad the human race, let alone any mortal, is. Too forgiving, I say….
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Eh, whatever.
So, there's my revised report! Happy now, Proff?
Invigorated.
I mean, like, this is only with talking to them for a bit and asking Mew questions! Isn't that awesome?! I've learned so much in just a day! I can't wait to spend a day with each of them separately (well, sorta) and learn so much about them! I mean, this is a once-in-a-billion-lifetimes chance, and they chose me! (is all happy) Okay, I'm calming down some. Maybe. (squeals) Omigosh, this is so awesome!!
Alright, calm down and finish your report, Megan.
It's DL. Oh, crap, I almost forgot! The Legendaries got assistants to help them! Hunter, as you already know, is going to be one of them, but there are some other Pokemon that have already been secretaries to some of them. Only now do they all have a Pokemon assistant! I guess I should recount the event that they all got them, so, here goes nothing….
