Clon-Ed
Jonny was walking down the sidewalk carrying Plank and a jug, when suddenly Ed passed by
"Gravy!" Ed shouted
"hiya Ed!" Jonny said, then another Ed passed by, then another, then two more, then a whole army of Eds! "we should lay off the fruit punch, huh Plank?" with that, Jonny put the jug in the trashcan he just happened to be standing next to. Kevin was teaching Rolf how to play games, right now they were playing Go Fish
"do ya have any aces?" Kevin asked
"what is an ace?" Rolf asked
"just look for a card with an 'A' on the corner" Kevin answered, Rolf searched through his cards
"no, Go Fishing" Rolf finally answered, Kevin took a card from the deck "Rolf does not understand why this game of cards is called 'Go Fish'"
"me neither" Kevin said, suddenly Ed ran by.. then another.. then two more.. then 15 more.. and then a whole army of Eds ran by, some running over the two
"Did Rolf just see an army of the one-eyebrowed Ed-boys run by?" Rolf asked as he got up "or is Rolf just seeing things?"
"nope, I saw-and felt-them" Kevin answered as he got up, then Rolf started to panic as if it was the end of the world
"the Apocalypse is coming soon!" Rolf yelled running around like crazy
"get back here Mono Brows!" Eddy shouted as he ran by carrying a rope, Edd ran by as well, another Ed came over pulling a wagon of megaphones attached to wires & suction cups. He put one on Rolf's head then ran off, attaching megaphones to a bunch of things. Ed soon ran into his room where there were a couple more Eds, the original Ed walked up to a microphone
"attention all Eds" Ed said through the microphone "that does not include Eddy & Double-D. I, the original Ed have a surprise for you all!" all the other Eds cheered "meet me at the large truck at the entrance to the cul-da-sac for a big surprise!" all the Eds ran to the cul-da-sac entrance where there was indeed a large truck, the original Ed got on top of it
"hello! I am the original Ed!" He exclaimed "you can tell because my buttocks is scorched" Ed turned around and showed the other Eds his scorched butt "now get into the back of the truck so we can go get our surprise!" the other Eds did so an the original Ed got into the driver's seat and drove strait forward.. and through just about everything. He kept driving until the truck ran out of gas, he went behind the truck and looked at the other Eds "OK. Before I abandon you here, does anybody remember how to get back?"
"oh! Oh! I do! I do!" one of the Eds exclaimed, the original Ed shot him with a gun that suddenly appeared in his hands
"anybody else?" Ed asked. A few moments passed and Ed killed 20 other Eds who said that they do know. "anybody else?"
"Nope" an Ed said, and Ed shot him for no apparent reason
"i shall take my leave now!" Ed proclaimed, then he jumped on a cheetah with a saddle on it that suddenly appeared out of nowhere and it took off at the speed of sound!
