"Could you tell me why Red Alert tried to burn these dolls at the stake?"
"Oh, he was mumbling something about them being evil and trying to take over the Earth. Nothing to worry about."
Dolls
Sam stood still as he looked around the rec room and then at the piles of Barbie dolls laying in the floor ,one pile was Barbie's in their usual state which meant that half of them were missing clothes and the other half were black and melted. Then he turned and looked at Wheeljack ,who was out of his lab for a bit of socializing.
"Could you tell me why Red Alert tried to burn these dolls at the stake?" Sam asked almost afraid of the answer he'd more than likely receive.
"Oh, he was mumbling something about them being evil and trying to take over the Earth. Nothing to worry about." Okay Sam had to admit he'd herd weirder theories for burning this. Like Miles telling him that his sisters wax figures ,she'd spent hours on each one and they were shaped like people and animals, were trying to eat him.
"Okay why does he think their trying to take over the world?" Wheeljack shrugged, a habit he was quite fond of.
"I'm not quite sure to tell you the truth. All I know is that he was trying to burn them. Prowl and Ratchet had to drag him of to the med bay. He yelled the whole way." That really didn't surprise him. Red Alert was the poster bot for paranoia. He'd refused to let Sam and the other humans in the base because he thought they spewed some sort of green stuff out of their noses.
It took Ratchet a week to explain that the snot that had come out of Fig's nose ,due to sinuses and the lack of medicine working, was harmless. Then there was the time he'd thought that Mikaela's Vista was a Decepticon in disguise. Sam sighed and then laughed a little that event had been quite funny.
"Well I suppose it could have been worse."
"Yes it could have."
"The biggest problem I can see right now is that all these Barbie's belong to Annabelle." Wheeljack looked down fast enough that you could hear the gears in his neck jam.
"Those dolls were Anna's?"
"Yes they were."
"Oh dear Ironhides going to kill Red isn't he?"
"Probably."
"I'll go warn Ratchet."
"You'd better." Wheeljack sighed as he turned and walked out of the rec room. Red Alerts paranoia was finally going to get him killed. And to think it wouldn't be a con doing but a fellow Autobot and all because he'd burned a bunch of Barbie's.
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Sorry about the wait but damn it all I'm trying to fight off Yu-Gi-Oh bunnies at the moment and I have writers block again.
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