A/N: Thanks, once again, to all you readers and reviewers! :) Oh, and again, I apologize if they seem OOC... . I think Bella is instilling fear in a lot of people lately...at least now that she's a venomous vampire...heh...
Twilight Instant Messaging:
Emmett Cullen has logged on.
Edward Cullen has logged on.
Jasper Hale has logged on.
Carlisle Cullen has logged on.
Jacob Black has logged on.
Emmett: ALL THE WOMEN IN THIS HOUSE ARE GOING INSANE!!
Jasper: Yes, I agree. Edward, your wife is beginning to scare me...
Edward: My wife?! Did you see what Alice did?!
Jasper: ...
Emmett: INSANE I TELL YOU! INSANE!!
Jacob: I think Nessie is PMSing...
Edward: SERVES YOU RIGHT, DOG! You should have left your grubby paws off of her!
Jacob: All I did was put my arm around her! She said she was cold!
Edward: Why I oughta'...
Jasper: Calm down, Edward.
Edward: -snarls- Easy for you to say, oh-mighty-empath.
Carlisle: Jasper is right Edward...we have to work together to figure out what is upsetting the ladies...it would help if you stopped grumbling about Jacob and Renesmee. They are going to end up together someday.
Edward: Says who?!
Carlisle: Stephenie Meyer.
Edward: WHY MUST I ONLY BE FICTIONAL? WHYY ME?!
Jasper: We all are, brother, we all are.
Carlisle: ...
Carlisle: Now about solving this dilemma-
Emmett: THEY ARE CRAZY! WE ARE AL DOOOMED! HEAD FOR THE HILLS! WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST! ROSALIE HAS GONE MAD! MAD I TELL YOU! MAD! -sticks head in sand-
Edward: Stuff it, Emmett. It's not going to help anything. Are you actually afraid of your wife?!
Emmett: Yes. Very.
Edward: ...
Edward: Well, I sure am not. Right, guys? Carlisle? Jasper?
Carlisle: ...
Jasper: ...
Edward: OH COME ON! Don't tell me you actually fear them!
Jasper: Edward, do you know what Alice can do?!
Carlisle: Sorry, son, but Esme has the upper hand here...
Edward: Fine, cowards. And don't you tell me you're scared of Nessie, wolf.
Jacob: Actually...
Edward: ARGH! I don't want to hear it! You're a WEREWOLF and a bunch of VAMPIRES! What can they possibly do!?
Jacob: She's my imprint, Edward. And in case you didn't know, that means she can make me do whatever she wants. -shrugs- I'm just a puppet in her hands...
Jasper: And in case you haven't noticed...
Carlisle: They're vampires, as well...
Emmett: AND THEY'RE WOMEN!! CRAZED, INSANE WOMEN!! LEAVE WHILE YOU STILL CAN!! -packs bags and gets up to leave-
Carlisle: Hold it right there, Emmett.
Emmett: ?
Carlisle: It seems to me like you know more about the situation then you're letting on...
Emmett: ?
Edward: WHAT. DID. YOU. DO?!
Emmett: -innocent face- I have no idea what you're talking about, Eddie. 0:)
Jasper: Yep. He's GUILTY. I can feel it...
Emmett: Well, I'll just be going now...
Edward: Where do you think you're going?
Emmett: Uhh...bathroom break?
Jasper: You can't go to the bathroom, Emmett...
Emmett: Uhh...I'm hungry...I'm just going to go down to the kitchen and-
Jacob: You don't eat, bloodsucker...
Emmett: Well...fine! If you must know, I'm in great depression, and was just about to hide in the closet and cry myself to sleep!
Carlisle: You can't cry either...vampires can't form tears...
Edward: And you can't sleep...
Emmett: WELL...FINE!
Edward: We're waiting...
Emmett: Okay, Okay! I Admit It! I'm GUILTY!! :(
Edward: Go on...
Emmett: I jumped around in Esme's flower beds...
Carlisle: GASP!
Emmett: And ruined the carpet with my muddy sneakers...
Carlisle: GASP-GASP!
Edward: Go on...
Carlisle: THERE'S MORE!? GASP-GASP-GASP!
Jasper: Don't you think it's a little Out Of Character for you to GASP! like that all the time?
Carlisle: Yes, but right now the situation calls for such things! GASPITY-GASP!
Jasper: Riiight.
Emmett: And I put Alice's credit cards in the oven...
Jasper: GASP!
Emmett: That started a fire and ruined her favorite outfit...
Jasper: Not the blue skirt and the black top with the ruffles! :O
Emmett: Yes. The blue skirt and the black top with the ruffles...
Jasper: GASP-GASP!
Edward: Please continue...
Jasper: YOU MONSTER! HOW COULD YOU!? GASPITY-GASP!
Jacob: I think you guys are overreacting, it can't be that bad...
Emmett: I emailed Nessie's crush pictures of her as a baby...
Jacob: She was a very pretty baby!
Emmett: In the bathtub...
Jacob: GASP! NOT WITH MR.DUCKY!?
Emmett: Yes, with Mr. Ducky...
Jacob: GASP-GASP!
Emmett: That Robert guy will never talk to her again...
Jacob: BUT SHE LIKED HIM FOR MONTHS! GASPITY-GASP!
Emmett: Yeah, and I cut her hair while she was sleeping...
Jacob: YOU WHAT!? YOU ARE A DEAD MAN EMMETT!
Edward: Oh, yes. And he's not even done yet...
Jacob: You monster!
Jasper: You fiend!
Carlisle: -shakes head in disappointment-
Emmett: Okay, so I kinda, sorta, CrashedRose'sCarIntoATree
Jasper: ...you are a dead man walking...
Emmett: For some reason, I don't find that disturbing in any way...
Edward: And that's not even the worst of it...
Jacob: HAH! What did you do? Break all the mirrors?! -laughs-
Emmett: ...
Jacob: WHAT?!
Emmett: Yeah, actually, I did...
Jasper: How come you messed with everyone except for Bella?
Emmett: Oh, she's not back from her pottery class, yet...
Carlisle: What did you do now? :( (You are definitely grounded after this is all over...)
Emmett: Let's just say I redecorated their little cottage...hehehehe...
Edward: Why would you do all of this is you knew everyone was going to kill you for it?
Emmett: 'Cause it was fun! And plus, you guys are all going down with me! Mwuahahahahaha!!
Jasper: ...
Jacob: Let's get 'em.
Edward: For once, Jacob, I agree with you...
Edward Cullen has logged off.
Jasper Hale has logged off.
Jacob Black has logged off.
Emmett: No worries. At least I still have pacifist Carlisle over here...right, Carlisle?
Carlisle: I usually refrain from violence, but your actions call for severe punishment...
Emmett: I knew you'd agree with me-- Wait, what?! Nooooo!!
Carlisle Cullen has logged off.
Emmett Cullen has logged off.
Rosalie Hale has logged on.
Alice Cullen has logged on.
Renesmee Cullen has logged on.
Esme Cullen has logged on.
Rosalie: Ok, girls. We have gathered here today to commence Opertaion TTGAL...
Esme: Umm...sorry for asking, Rose, but what does TTGAL stand for?
Rosalie: It stands for Teach Those Guys A Lesson.
Alice: How creative, Rose.
Rosalie: Why thank you, Alice. :)
Alice: I was being sarcastic.
Rosalie: What does that mean?
Alice: Nevermind. -.-;
Rosalie: Anyways! They are going to pay! I can't believe Emmett broke all of the mirrors! :(
Esme: What are we going to do, Rose?
Rosalie: Easy. We make them do the things they don't like.
Alice: Manicures, Pedicures, Facials...
Rosalie: Chick Flicks, Shopping Sprees...
Esme: AND CLEANING! YES! :)
Renesmee: I don't know about this, guys, Jake didn't really do anything...
Rosalie: ARE YOU REBELLING AGAINST ME, NESSIE?!
Renesmee: -cowers in fear- N-no, sorry Auntie Rose!
Rosalie: SORRY, WHO?
Renesmee: -salute- Sorry Auntie Rose Ma'am!
Rosalie: Better.
Rosalie: Now... :) Where's Bella?
Alice: Oh, she's at watercolor painting or scrap-booking or embroidery class or whatever...
Rosalie: Nevermind her, then...she'll unleash her own wrath later...Let us begin!
Alice: SHOPPING FIRST!!
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Renesmee: Are you sure about this, Esme? Emmett was the only one who really did anything wrong...
Esme: -shrugs- Acceptable Losses. AS LONG AS I GET TO MAKE THEM CLEAN! MWUAHAHA!
Esme Cullen has logged off.
Renesmee: Wow. Grandma has a dark side...
Renesmee Cullen has logged off.
A/N: Hope you liked it! This was the longest one so far...!! :) THANK YOU FOR all of your kind reviews!! I will update tomorrow! :D
