Dear Inner Farne,
I am glad to see that you have taken my advice. A bit of socializing and
talking to new people never did anyone any harm, and maybe you'll get a bit
more tourism on that island of yours?
How are you these days? I'm terribly sorry that I haven't been able to visit
you, but I've been preoccupied what with all the riotings and the economy in
crisis and so on. It's times like these when I wish I could be a small island
without much to worry about. Then again, if I had only been a small nation
then I wouldn't have grown to be the mighty British empire would I?
Sincerely,
England
P.S. If you recieve any letters from a certain Russian asking to 'become one
with him' just ignore them. Also ignore any letters from France. In fact, burn
them. It may also be worth burning any letters from America, not that you'd be
able to read them anyway seeing as they'd all be covered in ketchup and
hamburger grease and whatnot. Seriously, why can't he just eat normal food,
like a good roast dinner or fish and chips?
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HI KATIE! :D
Dear England,
I'm glad you received and replied to the letter from me, I was worried since you hadn't contacted me in a while. Also yes, I was hoping that we might get more tourists; it's terribly lonely up here on Inner Farne.
I'm lonely, but in good health so there is nothing to worry about, big brother. Its okay, I did hear about the riots but I didn't think they were as big as they really wear. I did hear on the radio that they were in the capital, you are unharmed I assume? Yes, the economy is very bad, so maybe that is why people are not visiting my Island. I sometimes wish I was a big, powerful country like you because I wouldn't be so ignored then. Yes brother, I think you did a great job making us one of the most powerful empires ever. It is truly amazing once you think of it. 'The sun never sets on the British Empire'
I promise I will not read any letters from Russia and I will ignore his pressure to become one with him, whatever that means. You know I don't mind America, I actually find him quite funny but I will do what you desire and not write to him. Though yes, he should try to eat a proper meal every once in a while.
Sincerely,
Inner Farne.
