Disclaimer: Supernatural ain't mine.
Warning: Bad news guys. I put some effort into this one. Not a lot, but some.
A/N: Something surprising happens. I'll address that at the bottom of this chapter.
Also, I reference 4.14 "After School Special," but you won't recognize how unless you've seen the episode, so no spoilers.
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Chapter 4
Sam and Dean: Sitting in the Car, K-I-L-L-I-N-G.
"AAAAAAAHHHhhhhaaaaaaahhhah?"
Sam had, at one point or another, stopped screaming and was looking on at the scene in front him with a fair amount of boredom. Dean, on the other hand, was still screaming his head off, and continued to do that even as realization hit. Then the scream kind of ended with a question mark.
"Why are we on a beach? We never go to beaches. Hell, I don't remember the last time I wore shorts."
Sam chuckles. "I do."
Dean looks disturbed. He then begins to wonder if his gay chastity is safe. He knows his straight chastity went out the door years ago. Then he remembers that Sam is his brother and he doesn't do homosexual subtext. Not anymore at least…
"I am not about that life," Dean mutters.
"Huh?"
"Nothing!"
The brothers share an awkward pause. Fittingly, it's kind of awkward.
Sam breathes audibly. Dean looks over as if he thinks Sam's about to speak. Sam gives Dean a "wtf are you looking at" look and Dean shrugs. Sam looks away. Dean fiddles with the steering wheel.
"BEEP!" That's the car horn. Dean accidentally touched it while fiddling (oh my gawd guys, with the steering wheel).
"OH MY GOD DEAN. Can you ever just sit still?"
"No?"
"Honestly, it's like living with a giant booger. That talks. A lot."
"Dude."
"What?"
"Too far."
"…You're right. That was unnecessary." Sam leaves enough of a pause for comedic effect and then says consolingly, "You're not that big…" Dean looks at Sam guardedly and Sam smiles viciously, like a shark. "Actually, you're kind of short."
"Dude!" Dean should have seen it coming, but he's still super indignant and totally not even close to getting over the running gag that is his height.
"What?" Sam asks innocently.
Dean responds lamely, "….you're a giant booger."
"Well said."
All this Sam winning at trolling starts to get on Dean's nerves. The poor, little squirrel eventually erupts into angry chattering.
"Son of a bitch! Sammy, I'm going to wrap my hands around your throat and-"
There is a sudden silence outside the car, which is mostly drowned out by the brothers' bickering. Then a faint chanting of, "Kill. Kill. Kill," begins. It's like a whisper in the wind- unnoticeable, insignificant… gone.
Dean, however, twitches, as if the whisper in the wind has travelled directly into his earhole. He stops mid rant, cocks his head to the side, and asks Sam, "You say something?"
"No. I was just waiting for the rest of that threat."
Dean, unsettled, continues, "Oh, erm, right. And then I'll squeeze that giant tree trunk you call a throat and-"
"Killkillkillkillkill." The whisper in the wind becomes a gentle rumble.
Dean notices that too. He stops to re-ask Sam, "Are you sure you didn't say something?"
"Positive. So as you were saying?"
Dean is powerless to do anything, but continue with his threat. "And then, just when the light in your eyes begins to dim-"
"Killkilkkillkk LKJOK;lkiilliiKKIOL;;." It's as if the rumbling is subtly takillng over everything.
Instincts ring loudly within Dean and the hairs on the back of his neck stand up. He can't help but exclaim, forced harshness drowning out his nerves, "Okay, this is ridiculous! You had to have said something."
"KILLKILL. KILL! KILL! KILL!" The rumbling has taken over.
The car begins to roll. Slowly, it inches forward towards the waves that lap peacefully against the shore.
Sam, who likes to wait until he has the proper information before adding his input, has now noticed the weird rumbling ranting. He can also see a swarm of small humanoid beasts over the crook of Dean's shoulder, coming towards the car.
Coming to a conclusion, Sam offers, "Uh, Dean? I think it was them talking."
The once calm waves are now slapping ferociously at the car. The door on Sam's side of the car opens, and Sam is pulled backwards.
Dean looks over his shoulder at the beasts, says, "Oh shi-" before noticing that Sam is being stolen and shouting, "SAM!"
"DEAN!" Sam shouts over the roar of the waves.
"SAM!" Dean shouts back, as he tries to get over to Sam's side of the car.
Dean is able to make it to Sam's seat and is about to step out of the car when the door slams shut.
Sam shouts, "DEAN!" one last time.
Everything fades to black as a screeching sound reminiscent of violins being playing and the ocean's loud roar resound across the beach. There is a bloodcurdling, walrus-like scream.
Then, nothing.
A/N 2: The surprising thing that happens: Plot. Oops.
