A change of heart
Joker: He's crazy you know.
Dr. Quinzel: Who, Batman?
Joker: No Santa Claus, of course Batman! Always Batman! He thinks he could bring justice to the world, thinks he could make a difference. And the joke of it is, they all bought it!
Dr. Quinzel: The police?
Joker: The police, the media, the darn freakin' rangers, all those fleshy meat beings that walk through these streets as we know it. And all those lying, sneaking, ransacking criminals that are convinced get to run around in Gotham while I'm in here!
Dr. Quinzel: That's really incisive.
Joker: So you believe me don't you, you know that Gotham's true decent vigilante is me.
(In an office)
Dr. Cassidy: Commissioner Gordon!
Commissioner Gordon: Ah, Doctors Cassidy and Williams, what may I help you with?
Dr. Williams: We hadn't got a chance to interview anyone.
Commissioner Gordon: You're serious right? Dr. Young is freaked out about her previous patient and Dr. Hankon is in the hospital because of his patient.
Dr. Williams: That doesn't change the fact that we hadn't at least gotten a chance.
Dr. Cassidy: And yes, we are aware of our fellow doctor's situations. But we still have a chance to cure a patient.
Commissioner Gordon: But… (Sigh) very well then. Dr. Williams you're able to pick the next patient and Dr. Cassidy you get to yours after.
Dr. Cassidy: Thank you Commissioner Gordon.
A Poisonous Question
Commissioner Gordon: Are you okay Dr. Young?
Dr. Young: Yes I'm fine… I'm ready to pick my next patient.
Commissioner Gordon: Are you sure…
Dr. Young: Yes, I am very well now and I had already decided who my next patient is.
Commissioner Gordon: Who?
Dr. Young: Edward Nigma.
Commissioner Gordon: Him... Okay then, just be careful.
Dr. Young: I will.
(In an empty room)
Dr. Williams: Patient Interview number 1, patient name Pamela Lillian Isley a.k.a. Poison ivy. Hello Pamela, how are you?
Poison Ivy: Just fine, today is a special day.
Dr. Williams: Now why do you say that?
Poison Ivy: Because today is the beginning of my new life.
Dr. Williams: You mean the fatal incident you had with Dr. Woordroe.
Poison Ivy: Yes, but at first I thought Jason had poisoned me, now I realize he did me a favor, made me comprehend my destiny.
Dr. Williams: Oh and what is that?
Poison Ivy: He showed me a world that I should protect.
Dr. Williams: Protect? You tried killing everyone in Gotham with your plant spores.
Poison Ivy: And that is when you people will see true nature's calling.
(In another empty room)
Dr. Young: Patient Interview number 2, patient name Edward Nigma a.k.a. The Riddler. Let's talk about your problem, Edward.
The Riddler: What problem Doctor? Sure I have some kinks, yet I have great ideas for the world.
Dr. Young: And what is that Edward? Clare to put it in plain words?
The Riddler: Making the world a question for Batman.
Dr. Young: You mean riddles.
The Riddler: Yes, may I do one on you?
Dr. Young: Go ahead.
The Riddler: Tell me Doctor, what crawls on four at dawn, two in the evening, and three at dusk?
Dr. Young: A human being. When a baby we crawl on all four, then as we grow older we walk on two legs, and at old age we use a cane.
The Riddler: I'm sorry that's incorrect. True a human walks on four legs when it's a baby, but when the front arms are chopped off then it wobbles on two legs, and uses a crutch to keep its balance. Easy.
Dr. Young: That's horrible, how can you even joke about that?
The Riddler: Simple, it's not my baby.
A flourished riddle
Dr. Williams: Patient Interview number 2, patient name Pamela Lilian Isley a.k.a. Poison Ivy. Hello Pamela, I want to get back to the talk we had formerly.
Poison Ivy: Ask me anything you like.
Dr. Williams: You said you are to protect the world and as I said of the poisonous spores, how does that help anyone?
Poison Ivy: I don't care about you meatbags, All I care about is caretaking my babies.
Dr. Williams: But you do know you were once one of those meatbags too right? You were a doctor like us, how could you turn your back on us?!
Poison Ivy: Easy, I've noticed that you and everyone else are harming my babies yet you have the mind and self-esteem to talk to me.
Dr. Williams: Well, I… here.
Poison Ivy: oh John! I like it, what a beautiful flower it is! May I keep it?
Dr. Williams: No Pamela, I'm not allowed to. I'm just showing it to you then take it back.
Poison Ivy: But you can trust me John.
(Dr. Williams finally gives the flower to Poison Ivy.)
Poison Ivy: Thank you! Now give me a kiss.
Dr. Williams: I, I can't… people will see.
Poison Ivy: They're not watching. Come on, don't you love me?
Dr. Williams: Of, of course I love you!
(In an empty room)
Dr. Young: Patient Interview number 3, patient name Edward Nigma a.k.a. The Riddler. I can't handle anymore of his tantrums and horrifying riddles.
The Riddler: You're just saying that because you're on Batman's side! Everyone is always on his side the fans, the cops, the mayor, everyone is!
Dr. Young: Edward calm down!
The Riddler: Riddle me this! Where does Batman gets his gadgets?
Dr. Young: I, I don't know.
The Riddler: From the money he gets catching villains, the world wouldn't realize the true villain Batman is!
CASH: Hey Riddler, your release has been marked in. You're free to leave.
The Riddler: Well thank you prison.
Dr. Young: What will you do now?
The Riddler: Oh I don't know see a movie, go to the library, see what Joker has planned for Gotham.
Dr. Young: Wait… are you saying that Joker has the… the venom samples?!
The Riddler: Oh I don't know.
Dr. Young: Edward, if there's something you know please tell me, innocent lives could be at stake!
The Riddler: No, no, no you're forgetting doctor. I'm the one who asks the questions.
