Disclaimer I do not own the phantom of the opera I only own some funny situations

She examines clothing items and then asks,"Would Christine wear this"

So Halloween was only one month away and Elle and I where looking for dresses. You see Elle still wanted to be Christine but I convinced her to be more normal like a beauty pageant winner. Meanwhile I was going to be a masquerade girl. When I said this Elle just stared at me and said," hypocrite" under her breath. So we came around this one store that had this lovely pink gown totally Victorian style. The skirt had volume and was incredibly poofy and the top had this simply amazing corset type design with little pink roses on the skirt. I was dazed and decided to try on the dress. Meanwhile Elle picked a beautiful pink dress with roses all over the skirt and shirt that simply screamed elegant. So we where both trying it on and she said," Grech does this make me look like Christine or is it too much. I muttered something among the likes of" Christine, Christine" funny enough this set her of again know screaming about the sequel.

Love Never Dies is also a curse word and she has bought several posters only to deface them and laugh at her work (draw moustaches and other antics)

So after Elle made a huge deal at the dress shop about the sequel she went online and ordered two posters of love never dies memorabilia. At this point I was wondering if Eric's (or was it Erik) bipolar disorder was contagious. She even payed extra for one day shipping an alarming fact since she hated this production since it was late evening we just went to sleep our annual Friday sleepover put on a pause. When we woke up we ate breakfast and everyone basically forgot about the posters. One week later I got a text from her inviting me over. Thinking that we where going to talk or do homework I came over. Inside her room, next to the phantom shrine was two completely ruined Love Never Dies poster. The first one with the mask had a moustache drawn on it, devil horns, and nerd glasses. The second one had GO BACK TO CONEY ISLAND! Written on it in red ink and this doll face had overdone clown make up and blacked out lips. I just stared at her like she was insane while she just smiled and drew long eyelashes on one of the posters.

Her iPod is full of Phantom of the Opera songs and whenever you try to listen to something normal she gets an annoyed look on her face and continues to listen to music of the night.

So it was homeroom and our teacher let us lesson to music as long as we where quite and let her grade the school work her other classmates did. I was listening to a new really fun song that made you want to dance, when Elle came to me and whispered, " what are you listening too" I answered back," a new song". She then asked is it related to the Phantom of the Opera" I answered back," no" "oh okay," she said bored. " Ill see you at lunch" and hurried back to her seat.

know how normal people threaten you in a joking way (you won't wake up tomorrow) she says I have a Punjab lasso and a phantom and I know how to use them.

So Elle and I where texting and she texted: hey come on please come over. I texted: no she answered back; please Grech come over. I texted: no she texted please. I texted: no gosh I have to do homework. She texted: I have a phantom and a Punjab and I know how to use them. I just texted back no. This was going to take a while

curse words are what the fop, oh my phantom, and what a Christine, what a Carlotta instead of the usual sayings

So Elle and I where doing a school project for science that we have been working on for a good month or so when she got up the whole poster board fell… on the dirty ground (we where working on a table" immediately she started "cursing" she said, " what the fop why the phantom would this foppin happen. Oh my phantom I hope our grade doesn't lover. What a Christine no what a Carlotta this is. Ughh fop," I just put my head in my hands and hoped no one was here who could recognize us

goes through phantom withdrawal syndrome if she doesn't see or hear anything related to POTO in a day.

I came up to Elle at the end of class and she was slightly shivering I whispered to her " what's wrong". She answered back, "Withdrawal from phantom and then sighed happily," I remember the last time she had phantom withdrawal system, there where no survivors… I just left her to listen to her phantom.

she writes fan fictions she bugs you endlessly until you go online and read it until you do

"Hey Elle guess what" she told me. "What" I answered. " My new story on fan fiction has 6 reviews" "cool," I answered. She then proceeded to beg me to read her story just like she always does. I always end up reading it its like a little tradition that goes like this: she begs me to read continuously until I do and then she begs me to review

#19 she also makes you review, but she still insists she gave you a choice

So once I couldn't take the whining anymore I read her story only here was the problem now she started begging me to review and when I commented on the fairness of it she said," I'm not making you review its just that you read the story so you have to review" finally I commented something about being a nice story and she deleted it she said it was more my safety since I spelled Erik Eric and Gerald garret. Ughh authors…

A/N hey thx for all that reviewed remember this story has more than one chapter. Thanks lily the phantom for the no survivors reference and thx everyone for reviewing!