A/N: I'm baaaack. You poor souls.

Class 2-A awaited their sensei, who still hadn't shown up 15 minutes after the bell rang. Hikaru, Kaoru and Haruhi all looked at Sabrina for reassurance. She simply shrugged.

Sabrina thought about it for a minute before standing up and approaching the door. "Where are you going?" asked the twins. "Finding the 'oh so great' Ronald Knox." she replied, as the sarcasm dripped out of her mouth.

She opened the door and immediately looked displeased. It took her a brief moment of leaving the room before re-entering with a protesting Ronald. She shoved him to the front of the classroom before taking her seat, muttering words Ciel Phantomhive would have her head for saying.

The rest of the class, on the other hand, had no idea whether to laugh or run out of the room crying. They were staring at the school's, supposedly, most handsome teacher in a dress that belonged to Sabrina Faustus. It took a while for Hikaru and Kaoru to process the events that happened for him to be stuck in said dress. After they remembered they began laughing their asses off. Ronald just groaned and continued to stand awkwardly.

"Knox-sensei why are you wearing such a hideous dress?" asked on the girls, smiling maliciously at Sabrina. "My evil sempai made me wear this…" he cried.

Only then did it occur to the girls to look at Sabrina. Much to their dismay she was wearing Ronald's suit….in her size. "How exactly did this happen?" asked one girl. "Shit happened." replied the two reapers, unhappily. "And how long do you have to wear that thing?" asked the same girl. "A week." replied Ronald, falling on the ground. Sabrina shook her head, dissatisfied and yelled at him to get up.

Out of nowhere a certain French girl jumped up and pointed to the two reapers. "Yes! That's perfect! You two act so well!" she squealed. Sabrina and Ronald stared at the girl with blank looks on their faces. "What?" "Please it's so obvious you two have a forbidden teacher-student relationship!" yelled the girl, going into super fangirl mode.

The class, in entirety whipped their heads towards the host club's maid when they heard her head smack against her desk. "I need to quit my job." she groaned. "Please don't. I'll get an assload of overtime again…" pleaded Ronald. Sabrina slowly lifted her head, glaring at him. "Why is that MY problem?" she hissed. "Because we're partners." replied Ronald. "Did I ask Will-sempai to be your partner? No. I didn't. You KNOW why he dumped me off on you." replied the demon. "Because he's an ass?" asked Ronald. Sabrina put her head back down on the desk saying nothing.

For the rest of the period Ronald tried to get Sabrina to reply to him, or talk to him in general. It was a total failure. The only reaction he got from her was a certain finger. The girls in the class glared at her, wanting to snap her fingers then rip them off her hand, but then they remembered she would find other ways to murder them.

-TIME SKIP OF AWESOMENESS AND RAINBOWS!-

The host club wasn't too pleased to the sight they saw. Renge had outdone herself again and called a movie studio…again.

"Holy shit Renge, really?!" yelled Light.

Renge then went on a super long fangirl rant about movies, teacher-student relationships and the importance of capturing it. Light, the twins and Haruhi then sweatdropped. "You're talking about Sabrina and Knox-sensei again, aren't you?" they all mumbled. Renge squealed in pure happiness about her master plan. The host club, on the other hand, all attempted to escape due to their oncoming death.

Their attention was diverted from Renge when the door slammed open, then slammed shut again. The host club wasn't too surprised to see it was Sabrina. They were more surprised that her face displayed pure rage. They knew she had a short temper but they'd never imagined this. They also wanted to know the source of her anger. They could only imagine which customer decided to piss her off before the club opened.

To their surprised Ronald Knox ran through the door. "Sabrina, seriously, calm down. It's NOTHING." he said. Sabrina froze in place before slowly turning to him. "Nothing? NOTHING?! You know PREFECTLY WELL why this is happening. Or do I need to remind you what happened LAST time this happened?" she yelled. "And once again that was never my fault! It was Alan-sempai's!" he exclaimed.

She glared at him one last time before turning away from him. "Don't talk to me unless it's about work." she plainly stated before walking away.

The host club, seeing as Ronald wasn't going to speak to her anymore, finally decided to take action. The majority of them were equally as lost as Ronald was. Sabrina was REALLY angry, and they'd never heard Ronald call her by her full name.

"Renge…maybe next time." said Tamaki, patting her on the shoulder. She flinched away, not wanting to be touched by the 'phony prince'. "Or not at all. We don't wish to anger Miss Faustus anymore." said Kyoya, his glasses glinting in the light. "Nor do we want to cause Knox-sensei to experience anymore pain. Physical and emotionally." he stated more quietly.

The attention of the host club was reverted to Ronald, who was looking very conflicted now. Kyoya thought back to what Sabrina said before. She had mentioned that they fought about something before, most likely similar to this. He couldn't help but feel curious to what happened. Clearly Alan knew and was the cause of it, as far as he knew. And despite wanting to know what happened, he decided to wait until Ronald was able to speak again. Which, by his assumption, would be a while from now.

Tamaki didn't get the memo because he started prying. "Knox-sensei. What happened between you and Sabrina?" Light brought an axe out and pointed it at Tamaki. "Shut up!" she hissed at him. Tamaki pulled Kyoya in front of him, cowering in fear. "Nah it's cool, Minasae. Do you guys have time?" asked Ronald, to their surprise. They nodded, eagerly awaiting the story.

It wasn't exactly a story he liked telling.

-BLOOOOOOOOOOP-

Back during the Victorian era (which Ronald omitted from mentioning) the notable shinigami of the London team were on their break (The name of his job being omitted from the story too). During this time the reapers were playing a wonderful game of truth or dare. Yes. Even Will was playing the game. It's shocking, we know. How William T. Spears had been convinced to join this game was beyond everyone present's knowledge. They just assumed Ronald or Grell forced William to join.

After the others were forcibly humiliated in some way they decided Ronald was having too easy of a time. He was then dared to fight Eric Slingby while wearing a puffy pink dress and sing some song from the future called 'Wreaking Ball'.

Everyone found this extremely hilarious, except Sabrina who jammed a pair of earphones in her ears before returning to her piles of paperwork. And by her we really mean the mixture of her, Ronald and Grell's somehow.

Despite the fact Eric was bigger and stronger than Ronald he put up quite the fight. "You know, kid, you're actually pretty strong for such a shorty." said Eric. Ronald laughed. "You may be bigger than, sempai, but I'M the one wielding a lawnmower for a death scythe every day. Did you really think I'd go down after 10 seconds?" Though eventually Ronald was taken down by his sempai.

"Good match, kid." said Eric. "Yeah." said Ronald, a little less enthusiastically.

"And now your reward for doing this dare." said Alan. Ronald wasn't too sure if he liked where this was going because Alan-sempai had a sadistic grin on his face. "Her." was all Alan said, pointing to Sabrina. Ronald stared at his sempai shocked. "What?! No! She's my partner!" he yelled. "A dare's a dare." said Alan, mockingly.

Ronald sighed as he made his way over to Sabrina. "If she kills me it's your fault." he said, before getting her attention. "What?" asked an annoyed sounding Sabrina, yanking the earphones out. He prayed to the greater death gods that he wouldn't get killed before quickly pressing his lips against hers. He was quickly shoved off her, probably with less force than intended.

The room had fallen silent, and time seemed to freeze. Though, as if time wasn't slow enough for immortal death gods. Ronald had the most apologetic look on his face as he watched his friend, who was slowly moving away with a hurt expression on her face. This made Ronald feel even worse than before because no one had ever seen her like that. Ever.

Before Ronald could even begin to explain himself she grabbed her paperwork and ran away, locking herself in her office. The majority of the other reapers just put it past them and continued with their work. They didn't think much of it because Sabrina was still the product of a demon. Although William, Alan and Eric, on the other hand, were starting to process what was about to happen. "Isn't her death scythe a sword?" asked Eric. William stared at the other reaper confused. "When did she get her death scythe modified?" he asked. Eric started whistling and diverted his gaze quickly.

"Well…shouldn't one of us go see her?" asked Alan. Ronald immediately ran off to his own office, not wanting to face the girl.

-The Most Present-ish Tie You'll get-

"Now I didn't witness the rest so I don't exactly know what happened after that." Ronald said, sheepishly. "But from what I heard from Alan and Eric-sempai Will-sempai went into her office and didn't exit for at least an hour. This is why people always poke fun at her and Will-sempai having a 'thing' for each other."

The other inhabitants of the room didn't really know what to say. The story was REALLY messed up in more ways than one. Also the way Ronald made it sound it would be easy for people to assume William and Sabrina had something going on…which they don't screw off.

Kyoya then cleared his throat, getting out of the dazed state he was in. "So what exactly are we going to do now? We can't just wait for her to return completely normal, we have a business to take care of." he said. Light and the other host club members stared at him in shock and anger. "You just put Ronald Knox through the emotional scarring he must have and all you care about from that is your stupid ass CLUB?! Your priorities are SERIOUSLY warped! And that's saying a lot coming from the Satanist!" Light yelled.

If Light believed that, she was in for a HUGE surprise. Renge finally acknowledged her presence by fangirl squealing. "That was PERFECT!" she yelled. The host club, in entirety, had a face that said 'what the fuck are you talking about you crazy bitch?' "It was all the moe! ALL OF IT!" yelled Renge, starting to look a 'little' insaner than usual. "Renge…are you okay?" asked Haruhi. Light blinked a couple times before mumbling. "She's not your average lady. She's fucking crazy. Spelled C-U-N-T."

Then it slowly started to dawn on the smarter/more mature host club members. "Oh you have GOT to be shitting me!" yelled Light, pissed off. Tamaki and the twins were still trying to figure it out when Sabrina's head popped out of nowhere. "Minasae-san is there a problem?" she asked. "You bitch and I actually felt sorry for you two British wankers!" Light continued yelling. Sabrina watched her mistress, both amused and confused. "What do you mean?" she asked, along with Tamaki and the twins. "We've been had." explained Light.

It took the twins and Tamaki a little longer to realise what Light meant. "YOU FAKED THIS WHOLE THING?!" yelled Tamaki. "No not all of it." flatly stated Sabrina. "Yeah my story was real." agreed Ronald. Sabrina smacked him with a textbook. "I thought I told you to never speak of that EVER AGAIN!" she yelled. "DO I NEED TO REMIND YOU OF MY RULES AGAIN?" Ronald yelled in protest, shielding his head from the assault.

"RULE NUMBER 1. DON'T BOTHER ME ON MY DAYS OFF!" Ronald yelled at her to stop while, still, shielding his head.

"RULE NUMBERTWO. KEEP YOUR ANNOYING BEHAVIOUR TO A MINIMUM AT WORK!" she yelled, ignoring Ronald.

"RULE NUMBER 3. FLIRT WITH ME AND I'LL MURDER YOU THEN RESSURECT YOU ONLY TO DUMP YOU OFF ON CALUDE!"

"RULE NUMBER 4. IF YOU EVER SPEAK OF THE DARE AGAIN I'LL MAKE SURE NO WOMAN WILL EVER WANT TO BE IN ANY PROXIMETY TO YOU EVER AGAIN!"

Before she could say anything else, she was interrupted by a coughing fit. Everyone by this point was extremely concerned. "I think we should just go. See you guys later." said Ronald, before seemingly disappearing into nothing.

"Such devotion…" said Renge, wiping a tear from her eye. The other members groaned before scattering.

The host club was now in business.

A/N: I'm SO sorry. This chapter makes me cringe. I had a shitty time writing it and really this is going to be the worst one. It didn't go as what I had originally planned and probably turned out worse. I'm sorry you had to go through this. Please find me and kill me if you can. I have failed as a shitty author and gone to the standards of a yaoi fangirl...someone you shouldn't take seriously.

No I don't like yaoi. It's not cute and never will be.

Anyways like I said sorry for the chapter and I'll try to make it better come the next one.