We don't own Hetalia- Axis Powers!
Hungary: America! We need to watch this footage!
America: Okay!
M: Oh dear…
(Hungary puts the footage into America's projector thingy. The nations stare in awe/shock/amusement until the video is done.)
America: England… You…
Germany: PRUSSIA!
M: Glah x17 (1)
Canada: *blushes* Maple!
Kumajirou: Who are you?
Canada: CA. NA. DA! Please try and remember me!
M: Pancakes anyone?
Poland: Nah. Paluszki's better. Nomnomnomnomnomnom.
(Suddenly a clip of Spain and Romano starts playing from Hungary's camera)
M: Oh dear…
Romano: WHAT. THE. HELL.
Spain: Huh?
Hungary: Whoops.
(The clip shows Spain and Romano leaning in)
Hungary: *turns off* You know, that wasn't very good footage anyway… I mean you guys kissed, and then Romano slapped Spain and left…
Romano: YOU #$%^&*!
M: This makes me wish I were there. :)
Hungary: Ooooh! Wanna join the International Fujoshi Club?
M: Translation please?
Hungary: A fujoshi is a yaoi fangirl.
M: Well… I'm going to have to say no. It sounds… uh… fun.
Prussia: (singing) SEKAAAAAIII DE ICHI-BAN PUROISEN! (2)
America: Dude, I love Vocaloids! But isn't it "ohime-sama" not "Puroisen"?
Prussia: (still singing) Kiga-tsuite nee nee…
America: Shut up! You're butchering it!
Prussia: Gee! Fine!
M: So, is this basically what you guys do at world meetings?
Hungary: Not usually. But anyways, check out the FrUK!
M: Umm… No comment at this point in time…
England: Whoops. Were you watching that?
France: Be more open about our relationship!
England: I'd like to keep my personal matters to myself, if that's okay with you.
France: That's not the way to do it! *you can guess what happens next*
Hungary: OMG OMG OMG OMG
Poland: So cute!
America: (singing) OVER THERE! OVER THEEEERE! (3)
M: I love that song!
America: (still singing) Johnnie get your gun, get your gun, get your gun… (4)
M: That one too!
America: (still singing) HOOOOOOOME FAR AWAAAAAAY! BUT THE WAAAAAR, NO CHANCE TO LIVE AGAIN! (5)
M: Not so much that one…
England: Oh. My. God.
France: And that's how we do it in France! *wink*
England: Oh. My. Bloody. God.
Hungary: Best. Day. Ever!
Canada: heeheehee!
Prussia: *grins*
M: *laughing uncontrollably*
America: So, I'm thinking of getting a tattoo.
M: Of what?
America: A spider. And a web. (6)
M: A black widow? Why are you getting it?
America: A black widow? Sure. And cuz China has one!
M: What's China's?
America: A panda. It's right above his butt.
M: I don't want to know how you know that…
America: Come to think of it, England has a tattoo too.
M: How do you know this?
America: France just ripped off his shirt.
M: Good to know…
England: Quit it, wanker!
France: Mais... Mais… C'est l'amour! (7)
England: Well, you don't need to rip my shirt off!
America: Hey, England! You can borrow my sweatshirt. But it says USA. Is that OK?
England: Sure.
America: Hmm… It looks really bad with your skinny jeans…
M: Skinny jeans? Really?
England: Yes. Is there a problem with that?
M: No…
America: Oh, and since the sweatshirt is kinda peachy in color, it clashes with your shoes.
England: Anymore scathing remarks?
America: Yah, Your skinny jeans are really, really, ugly.
England: At least my pants don't have a big hole in them.
M: he he he
America: It's called the "distressed style".
England: Yes, because seeing your pants puts me in distress. Come on, America! Canada dresses better than you!
America: Nuh uh! He wears skinny jeans too!
M: Do you all wear skinny jeans?
America: France and I don't.
M: So two of you don't wear them… Correct?
France: Oui. They are trés moche. Et trop serre. (7)
M: I actually kinda expected you to be the one to wear them. No offense…
France: *pouts*
Prussia: Oi! Skinny jeans are sexy!
M: *giggle*
Italy: Veh…
Prussia: Like I said before, skinny jeans are sexy. Especially on a certain someone… *glances provocatively at Canada*
Canada: *worried* Who?
England: You, git!
M: You're sort of naïve.
Canada: Gosh!
America: I'm bored… And I can't even remember why I called this meeting anyway… Well, anyways, meeting's over guys! Bye! And England, I want that sweatshirt back!
Authors' Notes
(1) "Glah" is sort of how M laughs… It also kinda doubles as her special version of "veh". But usually it just means she's laughing.
(2) The song Prussia is singing/butchering is "World is Mine" by Miku Hatsune.
(3) The day M and I wrote this, we were in the middle of our World War I unit in History class. Our teacher was teaching us about wartime propaganda and showed us the song Over There. Apparently, it was a really popular song in America during those times.
(4) America is still singing Over There. M just thought it was a different song…
(5) America is no longer singing "Over There". Now he's singing the song Paschendale by Iron Maiden. Our History teacher showed us this one too. It's a song about the Battle of Paschendale. M and I didn't like it so much though…
(6) Yah… M and I have this joke about spider tattoos… You had to be there…
(7) Translations:
Mais- But
C'est l'amour- This is love
Oui- Yes
Trés moche- Very ugly
Et- And
Trop serre- Too tight
Okay, so it looks like this is the end of this Awesome IHOP Adventure. I know it was very short. But do not despair! There is a sequel! I won't say there will be, because most of it is already written. It's actually longer than IHOP, I think. The name of this sequel is:
Italy and Romano's Ice Cream Adventure!
Or something along the lines of that. It takes place immediately after the meeting. I hope that you all will read it!
Also, thank you to all the people that reviewed/favorite/put this story on your alerts list thingy. You guys are Prussia level awesome! Speaking of Prussia, thanks to you reviewers, Prussia has a total of 6 kit kats. He could always use more!
Thanks for bothering to read my reeeeaaaally long author's note! And thanks for reading the Awesome IHOP Adventure!
~ Xiggy and M
