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Hungary: America! We need to watch this footage!

America: Okay!

M: Oh dear…

(Hungary puts the footage into America's projector thingy. The nations stare in awe/shock/amusement until the video is done.)

America: England… You…

Germany: PRUSSIA!

M: Glah x17 (1)

Canada: *blushes* Maple!

Kumajirou: Who are you?

Canada: CA. NA. DA! Please try and remember me!

M: Pancakes anyone?

Poland: Nah. Paluszki's better. Nomnomnomnomnomnom.

(Suddenly a clip of Spain and Romano starts playing from Hungary's camera)

M: Oh dear…

Romano: WHAT. THE. HELL.

Spain: Huh?

Hungary: Whoops.

(The clip shows Spain and Romano leaning in)

Hungary: *turns off* You know, that wasn't very good footage anyway… I mean you guys kissed, and then Romano slapped Spain and left…

Romano: YOU #$%^&*!

M: This makes me wish I were there. :)

Hungary: Ooooh! Wanna join the International Fujoshi Club?

M: Translation please?

Hungary: A fujoshi is a yaoi fangirl.

M: Well… I'm going to have to say no. It sounds… uh… fun.

Prussia: (singing) SEKAAAAAIII DE ICHI-BAN PUROISEN! (2)

America: Dude, I love Vocaloids! But isn't it "ohime-sama" not "Puroisen"?

Prussia: (still singing) Kiga-tsuite nee nee…

America: Shut up! You're butchering it!

Prussia: Gee! Fine!

M: So, is this basically what you guys do at world meetings?

Hungary: Not usually. But anyways, check out the FrUK!

M: Umm… No comment at this point in time…

England: Whoops. Were you watching that?

France: Be more open about our relationship!

England: I'd like to keep my personal matters to myself, if that's okay with you.

France: That's not the way to do it! *you can guess what happens next*

Hungary: OMG OMG OMG OMG

Poland: So cute!

America: (singing) OVER THERE! OVER THEEEERE! (3)

M: I love that song!

America: (still singing) Johnnie get your gun, get your gun, get your gun… (4)

M: That one too!

America: (still singing) HOOOOOOOME FAR AWAAAAAAY! BUT THE WAAAAAR, NO CHANCE TO LIVE AGAIN! (5)

M: Not so much that one…

England: Oh. My. God.

France: And that's how we do it in France! *wink*

England: Oh. My. Bloody. God.

Hungary: Best. Day. Ever!

Canada: heeheehee!

Prussia: *grins*

M: *laughing uncontrollably*

America: So, I'm thinking of getting a tattoo.

M: Of what?

America: A spider. And a web. (6)

M: A black widow? Why are you getting it?

America: A black widow? Sure. And cuz China has one!

M: What's China's?

America: A panda. It's right above his butt.

M: I don't want to know how you know that…

America: Come to think of it, England has a tattoo too.

M: How do you know this?

America: France just ripped off his shirt.

M: Good to know…

England: Quit it, wanker!

France: Mais... Mais… C'est l'amour! (7)

England: Well, you don't need to rip my shirt off!

America: Hey, England! You can borrow my sweatshirt. But it says USA. Is that OK?

England: Sure.

America: Hmm… It looks really bad with your skinny jeans…

M: Skinny jeans? Really?

England: Yes. Is there a problem with that?

M: No…

America: Oh, and since the sweatshirt is kinda peachy in color, it clashes with your shoes.

England: Anymore scathing remarks?

America: Yah, Your skinny jeans are really, really, ugly.

England: At least my pants don't have a big hole in them.

M: he he he

America: It's called the "distressed style".

England: Yes, because seeing your pants puts me in distress. Come on, America! Canada dresses better than you!

America: Nuh uh! He wears skinny jeans too!

M: Do you all wear skinny jeans?

America: France and I don't.

M: So two of you don't wear them… Correct?

France: Oui. They are trés moche. Et trop serre. (7)

M: I actually kinda expected you to be the one to wear them. No offense…

France: *pouts*

Prussia: Oi! Skinny jeans are sexy!

M: *giggle*

Italy: Veh…

Prussia: Like I said before, skinny jeans are sexy. Especially on a certain someone… *glances provocatively at Canada*

Canada: *worried* Who?

England: You, git!

M: You're sort of naïve.

Canada: Gosh!

America: I'm bored… And I can't even remember why I called this meeting anyway… Well, anyways, meeting's over guys! Bye! And England, I want that sweatshirt back!


Authors' Notes

(1) "Glah" is sort of how M laughs… It also kinda doubles as her special version of "veh". But usually it just means she's laughing.

(2) The song Prussia is singing/butchering is "World is Mine" by Miku Hatsune.

(3) The day M and I wrote this, we were in the middle of our World War I unit in History class. Our teacher was teaching us about wartime propaganda and showed us the song Over There. Apparently, it was a really popular song in America during those times.

(4) America is still singing Over There. M just thought it was a different song…

(5) America is no longer singing "Over There". Now he's singing the song Paschendale by Iron Maiden. Our History teacher showed us this one too. It's a song about the Battle of Paschendale. M and I didn't like it so much though…

(6) Yah… M and I have this joke about spider tattoos… You had to be there…

(7) Translations:

Mais- But

C'est l'amour- This is love

Oui- Yes

Trés moche- Very ugly

Et- And

Trop serre- Too tight

Okay, so it looks like this is the end of this Awesome IHOP Adventure. I know it was very short. But do not despair! There is a sequel! I won't say there will be, because most of it is already written. It's actually longer than IHOP, I think. The name of this sequel is:

Italy and Romano's Ice Cream Adventure!

Or something along the lines of that. It takes place immediately after the meeting. I hope that you all will read it!

Also, thank you to all the people that reviewed/favorite/put this story on your alerts list thingy. You guys are Prussia level awesome! Speaking of Prussia, thanks to you reviewers, Prussia has a total of 6 kit kats. He could always use more!

Thanks for bothering to read my reeeeaaaally long author's note! And thanks for reading the Awesome IHOP Adventure!

~ Xiggy and M