A/N: Hmm… So, I sorted out my plotline and changed the summary. It should not caused me anymore trouble :D

P.S It's going to move slightly faster, kay?

Chapter 4: Wonderful Wedding Not

I choked on my coke as I screamed, "MARRY HIM? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?"

I breathed heavily as I stared in horror at the composed Rosalie. My left eye twitched at the lack of response.

"Rose?"

She raised her head, eyes downcast, filled to the brim with wet tears.

"Oh, Bella! I'm so sorry! But… but Jasper… Yeah! JASPER said it was a good idea, so that the public can acknowledge that their favorite couple would be acting in this movie! The popularity has already shot up by 30% once we released that fact…" She grabbed my hands, trying to loosen me a little with a pout.

"Without the actual bride knowing it. How nice." I snapped sarcastically.

She released my hands and they fell limply onto my lap. She hid her face in her hands and turned away, sobbing quietly.

I gave her a sarcastic smile even though she couldn't see it.

"Rosie dearest, why don't you just take my place as an actress, seeing your deep and intense love for acting." I asked, my voice laced with sarcasm.

"Darn," I heard her mutter.

She suddenly stood up, towering over me. I smirked and took a sip from my cappuccino. She was going to use that method again.

She looked down on me, eyes cold and distant. She had a natural frown on her pink lips and she scoffed.

"Bella, Bella, Bella," She said mockingly.

"What do you want me to do then? It has been released to the public already. Take my words back? You don't want a riot, right?" She crossed her arms and glared at me. I took another sip daintily, not at all affected by the menacing glare.

"Well, if you really find me so incompetent, fire me," She said emotionlessly.

I stood up and faced her eye to eye. I gave a brilliant smile and took her hand to shake.

"It was fun working with you. You can pack your stuff and leave. Oh, I don't even need to give you a compensation fee, since you resigned." I said in a fake cheery voice.

Rosalie looked down and huffed, knowing that there was no way in hell, I would go through this dumb marriage.

The whole idea was just ridiculous.

I scoffed and continued drinking my cappuccino.

EPOV

"Ma-Marry Bella?" I shouted.

"Rosaliesaiditwasagoodidea." Jasper mumbled. (If you didn't catch it. Translation: Rosalie said it was a good idea.)

The sides of my mouth lifted up in a slight smirk.

"Marry her?" I asked, thinking about all the "couple-y" stuff we could do.

"Edward, you're drooling. Will you get off that one-tracked mind of yours?" Jasper narrowed his eyes.

I bumped my fist against my hand in determination.

"We're doing this the right way! Go buy an expensive ring from Tiffany & Co and then, I'll propose to her in public." I declared.

Jasper gave me one last look before leaving to get an engagement ring.

I smiled and said to no one in particular, "Nobody can resist the Cullen charm."

-1 hour later at some really public place-

I tapped my foot nervously; I could practically feel that 10 carat diamond ring burning my thigh. I lowered my cap slightly more as I saw many people starting to stare.

I was dressed in a long-sleeved shirt and a pair of jeans. Not exactly proposal outfit, but at least I had the roses and ring.

Gosh, why isn't she here yet? Nobody makes Edward Cullen wait.

I took out my phone and looked at the message I had sent Bella.

We need to talk.

Okay, maybe not so much details. But she should be here by now…

I was stopped in my rant as I saw Bella approached.

She was dressed in a long-sleeved fitting white shirt with a checkered skirt. For her disguise, she had worn a blue beret hat that wasn't covering much of her face and a pair of black-rimmed glasses. On anyone else, that pair of glasses would make them look geekish, but for Bella, it was a whole different case. It didn't help much that Edward Jr had reacted to those glasses.

She had a look of annoyance as she walked towards me.

"What is it that you need me here? When we could have this 'meeting' at, I don't know, somewhere much more private?" She hissed with sarcasm dripping on every word.

Was she always like that?

I took off my cap and many people had stopped in their track. After all, I am Edward Cullen.

"What are you doing?" Her voice, alarmed.

Okay, Edward. You can do this. 3 simple words, just 3. Okay, now!

I got down on one knee.

"Marry me, Bella!" My voice rang out loud and clear. It was like time stopped. Everyone stopped and stared at me.

Fan girls were glaring at Bella. Guys were staring at me in shock for my bravery. Women were swooning. Men was gaping at me, still deciding if I was brave or just plain dumb. Even Bella was too shocked to speak.

She gave me one hard glare through those glasses. Edward Jr twitched in response.

After that, she gave me a sugary smile and to everyone else too. She took off those glasses and I felt Edward Jr went limp. Awww… I liked that pair of glasses.

"Of course, Edward dear. I would marry you. I love you." She said in a cheerful and touched voice, so real that I would believe her if it wasn't for the previous glare. Still, my heart tingled a little.

I slid the ring onto her fourth finger, stood up and gave her a kiss on the lips. I would continue if Bella hadn't pulled away.

We smiled like the loving couple we were and cameras flashed everywhere.

"Well, sorry to break it up. But my darling and I would have to go somewhere else." Bella announced in a sad voice.

We waved 'bye' to everyone and walked to my Volvo. Being the perfect gentlemen I was, I opened the door for Bella and she smiled and winked at me.

The crowd 'aww-ed' and none of this didn't go on film.

The tension in the car was tangible. We drove in silence and no one spoke. Beads of perspiration started forming on my forehead. I gulped. Bella had not reacted. Technically, I had no idea how she was going to react. Hopefully, it didn't involve my face and her fist.

A/N: So, here's a little Egoistical Edward Action. The 'honeymoon' will take place soon :D

P.S Read my new story, 'Beyond the Disguise'. THANKS :D